Halloween Scares

2008-10-27 17:02:19

#1

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

EDIT: WELL FOLKS, I'M SORRY TO DISSAPPOINT YOU BUT THIS YEAR WAS TOTAL DUD. NOBODY ABOVE THE AGE OF AROUND 7 CAME BY. AND OF COURSE YOU CAN'T SCARE A 5 YEAR OLD WITH OUT LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL JACKA$$ SO I SAID SCREW IT AND PACKED UP AND WENT INSIDE AND WATCHED A MOVIE ON MY BIG SCREEN. THANK FOR ALL THE IDEAS AND EVERYTHING, BUT IT JUST TOTALLY FAILD BECAUSE OF PEOPLE.

So folks, its that time of year again where we all get out our costumes and dependin on who we are either go trick-or-treating or stay at home and scare the crap out of people. Me being the latter, would like some good ideas.

Something like this is perfect:

Anything suggested must not get me arrested, shot, stabbed, beatten, maimed or killed. I would like something cheap; however it must scare people. So far, all I've done is drop a dummy from my balcony when people walked up and that has worked pretty well, however its gotten old and I would like to try something new for a change, so..........really any suggestion will work just so long as its fairly cheap. Please and thank you.

Last edited by theit57 (2008-11-02 00:46:15)

2008-10-27 17:06:53

#2

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6761

1. Build yourself a makeshift coffin
2. Prop it up against a building
3. Drill peep hole so you can see out
4. Crawl inside
5. When someone walks by, jump out with a chainsaw (without the chain of course) and a mask
6. Make people shit themselves.
7. ???
8. Profit?

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-10-27 17:12:46

#3

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

ebug9 wrote:
1. Build yourself a makeshift coffin
2. Prop it up against a building
3. Drill peep hole so you can see out
4. Crawl inside
5. When someone walks by, jump out with a chainsaw (without the chain of course) and a mask
6. Make people shit themselves.
7. ???
8. Profit?

perfect just don't have a chainsaw. hack saw or maybe even "bloody" axe?

2008-10-27 17:21:14

#4

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7142

ebug9 wrote:
1. Build yourself a makeshift coffin
2. Prop it up against a building
3. Drill peep hole so you can see out
4. Crawl inside
5. When someone walks by, jump out with a chainsaw (without the chain of course) and a mask
6. Make people shit themselves.
7. ???
8. Profit?

It would be scarier in April or something.

x

2008-10-27 17:24:59

#5

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6669|Phoenix, AZ

ghillie suit in the bushes, paint arms, when they ring the doorbell grab their ankle and scream

https://cheapassairsoftguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ghillie_suits-airsoft.jpg

take a pic of the front of your house though so we know what were working with

2008-10-27 17:27:08

#6

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6761

theit57 wrote:
ebug9 wrote:
1. Build yourself a makeshift coffin
2. Prop it up against a building
3. Drill peep hole so you can see out
4. Crawl inside
5. When someone walks by, jump out with a chainsaw (without the chain of course) and a mask
6. Make people shit themselves.
7. ???
8. Profit?
perfect just don't have a chainsaw. hack saw or maybe even "bloody" axe?

It works better with something gas powered cause it's loud and you can rev the motor. The most popular house in my area had a masked person with a chainsaw. You could hear the screams from a couple blocks away

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-10-27 19:55:48

#7

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

ebug9 wrote:
theit57 wrote:
ebug9 wrote:
1. Build yourself a makeshift coffin
2. Prop it up against a building
3. Drill peep hole so you can see out
4. Crawl inside
5. When someone walks by, jump out with a chainsaw (without the chain of course) and a mask
6. Make people shit themselves.
7. ???
8. Profit?
perfect just don't have a chainsaw. hack saw or maybe even "bloody" axe?
It works better with something gas powered cause it's loud and you can rev the motor. The most popular house in my area had a masked person with a chainsaw. You could hear the screams from a couple blocks away

ok I lied I do have a chainsaw only its electric so chain saw's out

2008-10-27 21:13:58

#8

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6669|Phoenix, AZ

I say again

GodFather wrote:
take a pic of the front of your house though so we know what were working with

2008-10-27 21:23:16

#9

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6995

Light yourself on fire, then jump through the window head first and yell, "Boo!". Then throw battery acid at them.

2008-10-27 21:31:32

#10

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

GodFather wrote:
I say again

GodFather wrote:
take a pic of the front of your house though so we know what were working with

gotta wait till morning sorry

2008-10-27 21:40:14

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6602|what

Do you have a dog? Paper machete that bitch up some extra heads and squeeze it's balls whenever someone rings your door bell. Then let loose the little fella.

I expect a better effort than this little chump has come up with:

https://graceuncensored.com/v-web/b2/images/three-headed%20dog.jpg

Or this pathetic excuse of a halloween costume:

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/1799511900_59e6345aae.jpg?v=0

I wanna see something like this:

https://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17857.jpg

Acceptable effort:

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2003-06/8285756.jpg

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-10-27 21:40:40)

2008-10-28 09:10:09

#12

Boomerjinks: Member; +301|7245|Denver, CO

I've got your halloween prank RIGHT HERE.

https://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/Boomerjinks/Ectomobile/rGhostbusters_Oct_182008_00027-vi.jpg

2008-10-28 09:14:20

#13

Kez: Member; +778|6153|London, UK

lol

2008-10-28 09:18:22

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7123|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Collect heaps of dog shit, wrap it in newspaper, if people fail to answer the door to you and be tight bastards with treats allow them to shut the door in your face. The last laugh is yours.

Place the dog shit/newspaper cocktail on the doorstep, squirt a lil lighter fluid on it, set fire to it, knock the door and run to a safe distance.

The owner comes out and stamps the fire out whilst getting covered in shit. Talking of which gtg, touching cloth here.

2008-10-28 09:22:51

#15

JoshP: Banned; +176|6139|Notts, UK

Kptk92 wrote:
lol

my eyes hurt

and lol @ 27

2008-10-28 09:27:52

#16

Kez: Member; +778|6153|London, UK

1927 wrote:
Collect heaps of dog shit, wrap it in newspaper, if people fail to answer the door to you and be tight bastards with treats allow them to shut the door in your face. The last laugh is yours.

Place the dog shit/newspaper cocktail on the doorstep, squirt a lil lighter fluid on it, set fire to it, knock the door and run to a safe distance.

The owner comes out and stamps the fire out whilst getting covered in shit. Talking of which gtg, touching cloth here.

I'm glad you aern't my age and living around here

2008-10-28 09:47:46

#17

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7123|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Kptk92 wrote:
1927 wrote:
Collect heaps of dog shit, wrap it in newspaper, if people fail to answer the door to you and be tight bastards with treats allow them to shut the door in your face. The last laugh is yours.

Place the dog shit/newspaper cocktail on the doorstep, squirt a lil lighter fluid on it, set fire to it, knock the door and run to a safe distance.

The owner comes out and stamps the fire out whilst getting covered in shit. Talking of which gtg, touching cloth here.
I'm glad you aern't my age and living around here

No your not cos I could call for you the other 364 days of the year and we could play Mob, Touch off Ground, FA Singles/Doubles (we'd be partners me and you Kez) and 3 and in. Then my Mum would open the window and shout "Booooooooooys, Teas ready". Fish Fingers, Chips and Peas, ohhh ohhh Get on.

If I catch you looking at my Mums arse again we are going to fall out, same goes for my Sister, unless of course you swap me yours.

2008-10-28 10:42:07

#18

Zukabazuka: Member; +23|7135

GodFather wrote:
ghillie suit in the bushes, paint arms, when they ring the doorbell grab their ankle and scream

http://cheapassairsoftguns.com/wp-conte … irsoft.jpg

take a pic of the front of your house though so we know what were working with

"Sir I swear I saw something move behind those bushes."

Yeah those suits are cool.

2008-10-28 11:58:25

#19

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7028|Columbus, OH

Send them to Detroit

2008-10-28 12:07:51

#20

Kez: Member; +778|6153|London, UK

1927 wrote:
Kptk92 wrote:
1927 wrote:
Collect heaps of dog shit, wrap it in newspaper, if people fail to answer the door to you and be tight bastards with treats allow them to shut the door in your face. The last laugh is yours.

Place the dog shit/newspaper cocktail on the doorstep, squirt a lil lighter fluid on it, set fire to it, knock the door and run to a safe distance.

The owner comes out and stamps the fire out whilst getting covered in shit. Talking of which gtg, touching cloth here.
I'm glad you aern't my age and living around here
No your not cos I could call for you the other 364 days of the year and we could play Mob, Touch off Ground, FA Singles/Doubles (we'd be partners me and you Kez) and 3 and in. Then my Mum would open the window and shout "Booooooooooys, Teas ready". Fish Fingers, Chips and Peas, ohhh ohhh Get on.

If I catch you looking at my Mums arse again we are going to fall out, same goes for my Sister, unless of course you swap me yours.

Sorry mate I don't wanna fall out

2008-10-28 18:33:01

#21

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Do you have a dog? Paper machete that bitch up some extra heads and squeeze it's balls whenever someone rings your door bell. Then let loose the little fella.

I expect a better effort than this little chump has come up with:

http://graceuncensored.com/v-web/b2/ima … %20dog.jpg

Or this pathetic excuse of a halloween costume:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/179 … ae.jpg?v=0

I wanna see something like this:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merc … /17857.jpg

Acceptable effort:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/ph … 285756.jpg

My dog died about a year ago :*(

2008-10-28 18:57:09

#22

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

there's a construction site by my house, think they'll let me borrow some wood to make a coffin?

2008-10-28 18:59:33

#23

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6602|what

theit57 wrote:
there's a construction site by my house, think they'll let me borrow some wood to make a coffin?

Depends what you mean by "borrow"

and sorry to hear about your dog.

2008-10-28 22:31:51

#24

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6848|6 feet under

TheAussieReaper wrote:
theit57 wrote:
there's a construction site by my house, think they'll let me borrow some wood to make a coffin?
Depends what you mean by "borrow"

and sorry to hear about your dog.

I mean like ask them for scraps that would be big enough

2008-10-28 22:37:26

#25

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6363|...

theit57 wrote:
there's a construction site by my house, think they'll let me borrow some wood to make a coffin?

sure, they wouldn't mind if you stopped by in the middle of the night and borrowed some scrap wood...and while you're at it...they would love it if you took all those cheap copper pipes off their hands.

I just watched a bunch of Halloween scare videos...so mean. They made poor little kids cry.

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