I used to like them, don't now though
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 876886.ece
and over to you FATHER TED!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 876886.ece
and over to you FATHER TED!
Doesn't everyone hang curtains naked?
I do the hoovering in the buff, or at least that was my excuse for that rather embarrasing mishap before. The surgical team were very understanding.jord wrote:
Doesn't everyone hang curtains naked?
That guy is now my idol.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
In what way, to be exact?Freezer7Pro wrote:
That guy is now my idol.
I need around tree fiddy.
Freezer7Pro wrote:
That guy is now my idol.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Why doesn't he just admit that he was sodomising himself with a potato...
thats what confessions forcoke wrote:
Why doesn't he just admit that he was sodomising himself with a potato...
“He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."
Fucking lier
Fucking lier
rofl
it hurt
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
are the curtains up now though?FatherTed wrote:
it hurt
yea, they complement the shirt of the little boy blowing me quite wellSamTheMan:D wrote:
are the curtains up now though?FatherTed wrote:
it hurt
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
...by phoning their mate, the two-bit reporter for The Sun.A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”
Awesome! I'm having Jacket Potatoes for dinner any minute now!
Wait...
Wait...
In every way you could possibly imagine, and some more.DonFck wrote:
In what way, to be exact?Freezer7Pro wrote:
That guy is now my idol.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
And I just finished said Jacket Potato.
It was nice.
A bit hot, but you know, still good.
It was nice.
A bit hot, but you know, still good.
I nearly choked on my food.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
he was priming for little boy arm
wow
look at this advert i just saw:
made me lol
made me lol
Didn't happen to be topped with chocolate did it?FFLink13 wrote:
And I just finished said Jacket Potato.
It was nice.
A bit hot, but you know, still good.
@_@The Sun wrote:
Jacksie Potato
What is a jacket potato?
Either:
his asshole is huge
the potato had some serious lube on it
he fell from a long way up
He's a weirdo that likes sticking potatos up his ass
Either:
his asshole is huge
the potato had some serious lube on it
he fell from a long way up
He's a weirdo that likes sticking potatos up his ass
Google is your friend.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
What is a jacket potato?
But yeah a jacket potato is a baked spud that still has it's skin. You cut it open and put stuff on it. Like cheese and bacon bits and onion and such.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.