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2008-10-31 12:11:13

#1

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7182|St. Andrews / Oslo

The fucking kids running around demanding candy can go fuck themselves, seriously. Sure, ringing my doorbell is ok, but going around to the backyard and knocking on the back door and windows to get some candy? Fuck you.

It works in the US, but Norway is so full of spoiled brats that it isn't even funny.

Next year I'm going to buy tons of candy, and put some AIDS in them. yeah.

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2008-10-31 12:11:59

#2

Roc18: `; +655|6240|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Jenspm wrote:
Next year I'm buying tons of candy, and put some AIDS in them. yeah.

....

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2008-10-31 12:12:36

#3

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6939|Gogledd Cymru

Why aren't you out getting free stuff?

2008-10-31 12:12:36

#4

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7182|St. Andrews / Oslo

Roc18 wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
Next year I'm buying tons of candy, and put some AIDS in them. yeah.
....

It's a good plan, agree?

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2008-10-31 12:14:23

#5

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6444|The pool

You better get fappin', then

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2008-10-31 12:15:27

#6

Roc18: `; +655|6240|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Jenspm wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
Next year I'm buying tons of candy, and put some AIDS in them. yeah.
....
It's a good plan, agree?

sure

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2008-10-31 12:20:17

#7

legionair: back to i-life; +336|7073|EU

wtf is hallo ween??? seriously, get a dog, a big one!

2008-10-31 12:21:31

#8

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6924|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

I like it, while i was having my dinner with my family about 1 hour ago, 4 kids came round the back, they all had awesome little suits on and apologised for disturbing our dinner which was nice of them They got some chocolate each and all say thankyou to us all, such nice children, its nice to see it these days.

2008-10-31 12:22:19

#9

Kez: Member; +778|6153|London, UK

Anyway manages to get into my flat building, I'll UNLEASH THE DOG/S. /cod5

2008-10-31 12:23:52

#10

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7182|St. Andrews / Oslo

ELITE-UK wrote:
I like it, while i was having my dinner with my family about 1 hour ago, 4 kids came round the back, they all had awesome little suits on and apologised for disturbing our dinner which was nice of them They got some chocolate each and all say thankyou to us all, such nice children, its nice to see it these days.

too bad this doesn't exist in Norway

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2008-10-31 12:26:28

#11

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7016|England

Jenspm wrote:
ELITE-UK wrote:
I like it, while i was having my dinner with my family about 1 hour ago, 4 kids came round the back, they all had awesome little suits on and apologised for disturbing our dinner which was nice of them They got some chocolate each and all say thankyou to us all, such nice children, its nice to see it these days.
too bad this doesn't exist in Norway

...or most other places

I ignore the cunts, let em ring the doorbell as much as they want...I cant hear it over music

2008-10-31 12:29:45

#12

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6746|Bloomington Indiana

get drunk and tell them your costume is an irresponsible adult

or just put a gtfo sign on your door

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2008-10-31 12:29:47

#13

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7200

the kids these days have turned Halloween into a nasty night rather than something which should be a nice one.

Back in my day we would only go round the houses of people that we knew, or the local neighbors and would always say a jock or do a trick. These days though the kids just expect sweets or money for doing nothing, and terrorise people untill they give them something.

need to put some fear into these kids.

2008-10-31 12:33:12

#14

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

If they say "Trick or treat" shout in their face "Abra Kedabra..." then drop kick them

2008-10-31 12:33:21

#15

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7182|St. Andrews / Oslo

theDude5B wrote:
These days though the kids just expect sweets or money for doing nothing, and terrorise people untill they give them something.

Exactly.

I remember from the days I lived in the US, we went around respectfully and "trick or treated". If someone wasn't there/didn't have candy, we went to the next house. Result = everyone was happy, and everyone was very willing to give candy to such nice children.

Now it's just fucked up. Some kids don't even dress up, they just walk around in normal clothes demanding candy. Those are the worst.

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2008-10-31 12:36:42

#16

SealXo: Member; +309|6985

haloween is my favorite holiday

2008-10-31 12:38:27

#17

Dookie0119: Member; +43|6228

Since I'm Home Alone tonight, (Parents out eating) I disabled the doorbell and put up a "FUCK OFF" sign on the door. (Which is probably LONG gone now) It might work against those fucking 11 year olds.

2008-10-31 12:52:57

#18

[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi: Why walk when you can dance?; +77|7037|sWEEDen

DAMN KIDS! I HAVE NO CANDY! STOP DISTURBING ME DAMNIT!.....

Oh...and if you go tricking me ...I have a real nice paintballgun. ))

2008-10-31 12:55:51

#19

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6197|Croatia

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2008-10-31 12:56:18

#20

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6950|so randum

i love it

dress up, get trashed and go rave

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-10-31 13:05:28

#21

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7018|Mountains of NC

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they ring doorbell ......... open door ............ aim & spray ......... " tada "

remember they are on your property

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2008-10-31 13:07:13

#22

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7193|Reality

Make a VERY scary front door scene. Like a pumpkin chewing on a small leg with the boot still on making crunchy noises. For the back yard set up a couple of light fences. Build a large dog house. First light fence triggers blood curling growling and for the brave the second fence triggers underwear staining barking and a small electric motor shakes the dog house.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2008-10-31 13:10:55

#23

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6582

Just go sit in your backyard waiting to scare the shit out of them.

2008-10-31 13:13:40

#24

phishman420: Banned; +821|6131

Leave your house, and the problem goes away.

2008-10-31 13:13:56

#25

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6838|New York

Along the same lines as Stubbee. Get a recording of all or some of the things/noises made by the child in The Exorcist and play it when they come near. That shit is creepy and unnerving.

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