You sound like a real social butterfly... flap dem wingsDookie0119 wrote:
Since I'm Home Alone tonight, (Parents out eating) I disabled the doorbell and put up a "FUCK OFF" sign on the door. (Which is probably LONG gone now) It might work against those fucking 11 year olds.
that takes more effort than actually going out and buying candy, lulzStubbee wrote:
Make a VERY scary front door scene. Like a pumpkin chewing on a small leg with the boot still on making crunchy noises. For the back yard set up a couple of light fences. Build a large dog house. First light fence triggers blood curling growling and for the brave the second fence triggers underwear staining barking and a small electric motor shakes the dog house.
Or do my previous idea and drop kick themStubbee wrote:
Make a VERY scary front door scene. Like a pumpkin chewing on a small leg with the boot still on making crunchy noises. For the back yard set up a couple of light fences. Build a large dog house. First light fence triggers blood curling growling and for the brave the second fence triggers underwear staining barking and a small electric motor shakes the dog house.
Yeah they are just scum. Probably the ones who go round stealing the candy from the other kids too.Jenspm wrote:
Now it's just fucked up. Some kids don't even dress up, they just walk around in normal clothes demanding candy. Those are the worst.
Buy some cheap sweets from Lidl or Aldi and open the bag slightly and pee a little bit in the hole. Fucking show them!theDude5B wrote:
Yeah they are just scum. Probably the ones who go round stealing the candy from the other kids too.Jenspm wrote:
Now it's just fucked up. Some kids don't even dress up, they just walk around in normal clothes demanding candy. Those are the worst.
their parents are worse. if they did their fucking jobs, my store wouldn't be dirty every time a big family comes in because their kids would know to CLEAN THE FUCK UP AFTER THEMSELVESkylef wrote:
Kids suck
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safeSamTheMan:D wrote:
just answer, and after they say trick or treat reply
trick
they'll do nothing..
then begin to approach them and square up to the middle one
then say
wot man? where ya gain blud? eh?
then nut him/her and warn the others off
lolretailHurricane2k9 wrote:
Now that I think about it being at home would be better than being at work. "Community" ice cream shop + Halloween + little kids = fuck retail jobs.
Well behaved kids are fine. Poorly behaved kids need to work in the coal mines.kylef wrote:
lolretailHurricane2k9 wrote:
Now that I think about it being at home would be better than being at work. "Community" ice cream shop + Halloween + little kids = fuck retail jobs.
Well, I hate kids whether it is Hallowe'en or not. I cannot see the appeal.
too bad they don't say trick or treat in Norway.SamTheMan:D wrote:
just answer, and after they say trick or treat reply
trick
they'll do nothing..
then begin to approach them and square up to the middle one
then say
wot man? where ya gain blud? eh?
then nut him/her and warn the others off
ok ill think of something, watch this spaceJenspm wrote:
too bad they don't say trick or treat in Norway.SamTheMan:D wrote:
just answer, and after they say trick or treat reply
trick
they'll do nothing..
then begin to approach them and square up to the middle one
then say
wot man? where ya gain blud? eh?
then nut him/her and warn the others off
They just hold out their stupid bags like a bunch of retards.
Can you drop kick them after?SamTheMan:D wrote:
alright, soon as they knock just come busting out the door, hood up, knife down trousers
then say
what blad?
*pull out knife*
you best leave before i fuckin murk ya init
sorted.
defoWhite-Fusion wrote:
Can you drop kick them after?SamTheMan:D wrote:
alright, soon as they knock just come busting out the door, hood up, knife down trousers
then say
what blad?
*pull out knife*
you best leave before i fuckin murk ya init
sorted.
I swear to god someone better drop kick a kid tonight.
Meanieusmarine wrote:
why the fuck do i have to buy candy for strangers? get fucked.
No it doesn't, I just went out, came back and I can see some sort of liquid on my front door. Obviously nobody answered so they thought they could leave their "prank" or whatever it is these scum do.phishman420 wrote:
Leave your house, and the problem goes away.
And you shut the fuck up, he should lace it with something more deadly.Roc18 wrote:
....Jenspm wrote:
Next year I'm buying tons of candy, and put some AIDS in them. yeah.
You too.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Meanieusmarine wrote:
why the fuck do i have to buy candy for strangers? get fucked.
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I've never even heard of anyone climbing into someone's backyard to get candy...Jenspm wrote:
It works in the US, but Norway is so full of spoiled brats that it isn't even funny.