Should I be worried that the Police helicopter is almost right over my house now?Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Answer the door wielding a blood-soaked chainsaw.
Works for me.
:evil:
No
Get your firearm out and start firing, wildly, into the air
Get your firearm out and start firing, wildly, into the air
:rofl:Mek-Stizzle wrote:
No
Get your firearm out and start firing, wildly, into the air
Yeah, to me, that's kind of over the top.mtb0minime wrote:
I've never even heard of anyone climbing into someone's backyard to get candy...Jenspm wrote:
It works in the US, but Norway is so full of spoiled brats that it isn't even funny.
Im doing what ive done the past two halloweens: hiding in the bushes next to my front door whilest wearing my ghillie suit. Ends up being one of the funnest things ive ever done
I agree!mtb0minime wrote:
I've never even heard of anyone climbing into someone's backyard to get candy...Jenspm wrote:
It works in the US, but Norway is so full of spoiled brats that it isn't even funny.
And I thought I understood EnglishSamTheMan:D wrote:
alright, soon as they knock just come busting out the door, hood up, knife down trousers
then say
what blad?
*pull out knife*
you best leave before i fuckin murk ya init
sorted.
...Jenspm wrote:
..."Fuck Halloween."
Amen to that. it's just another holiday for women to act like whores (fig a) like they want to be.... and for teh GAYS to act GAYER (fig b)..... FACT.
...
fig a
....
...
So yeah....Especially if you're a father with a kid like me....
Whore-o-oween aint what it used to be... SO A BIG "FUCK YOU" to Halloween.
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I was gonna go as Rod Serling today.
Had the suit ready and everything.
Then I got cancelled on.
Oh well, atleast the suit'll go to good use some day.
Had the suit ready and everything.
Then I got cancelled on.
Oh well, atleast the suit'll go to good use some day.
Last edited by Poseidon (2008-10-31 16:10:13)
Best pumpkin ever.
It's all fun and games until your house gets egg'd because your too lazy or cheap to give out candy.
but srsly.. If you don't want to give out candy.. Just turn off all your lights, put up no decorations, and block off your front door to the public somehow.
but srsly.. If you don't want to give out candy.. Just turn off all your lights, put up no decorations, and block off your front door to the public somehow.
Or you just add that stuff that make you puke or the stuff that gives diarré. Now when every kid has gotten it they don't know for sure who gave it and will most likely not do it next year, but then again they might think its just the candy. But hey you will laugh lastSealXo wrote:
get a big
NO TRESSPASSING
VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
sign on your side gate and a beware of dog sign
problem solved
Good thing we don't have Halloween in Iceland, yay.
And nothing unhealthy...Sydney wrote:
Good thing we don't have Halloween in Iceland, yay.
Is there actually anything good in Iceland? Seriously.
We have this thing, called "Öskudagur", typically in February or March or something, where kids go to stores and sing to get candy.jord wrote:
And nothing unhealthy...Sydney wrote:
Good thing we don't have Halloween in Iceland, yay.
Is there actually anything good in Iceland? Seriously.
awsmSydney wrote:
We have this thing, called "Öskudagur", typically in February or March or something, where kids go to stores and sing to get candy.jord wrote:
And nothing unhealthy...Sydney wrote:
Good thing we don't have Halloween in Iceland, yay.
Is there actually anything good in Iceland? Seriously.
You frighten me.Jenspm wrote:
It's a good plan, agree?Roc18 wrote:
....Jenspm wrote:
Next year I'm buying tons of candy, and put some AIDS in them. yeah.
Surprised they didn't hit you over the head with a brick and steal your car keys tbh.ELITE-UK wrote:
I like it, while i was having my dinner with my family about 1 hour ago, 4 kids came round the back, they all had awesome little suits on and apologised for disturbing our dinner which was nice of them They got some chocolate each and all say thankyou to us all, such nice children, its nice to see it these days.
♥
Its not Halloween anymore. Now fuck off before I UNLEASH THE DOGS!!!!1
Only if you cry Havoc first can you unleash the dogs!Kptk92 wrote:
Its not Halloween anymore. Now fuck off before I UNLEASH THE DOGS!!!!1
Or get a 7 kill streakTheAussieReaper wrote:
Only if you cry Havoc first can you unleash the dogs!Kptk92 wrote:
Its not Halloween anymore. Now fuck off before I UNLEASH THE DOGS!!!!1
Tbh I think they were just a holographic projection, that's the only valid explanation I can give.Toilet Sex wrote:
Surprised they didn't hit you over the head with a brick and steal your car keys tbh.ELITE-UK wrote:
I like it, while i was having my dinner with my family about 1 hour ago, 4 kids came round the back, they all had awesome little suits on and apologised for disturbing our dinner which was nice of them They got some chocolate each and all say thankyou to us all, such nice children, its nice to see it these days.
That or ELITE-UK was absoloutley hammered drinking so much of that wine with his dinner that it was all just a figment of his imagination
Or perhaps, a combination of both
Wow. Either the kids where you live are total jerkoffs or you are total jerkoffs.
The kids here are fine... say trick or treat, don't mind if you don't have candy, say 'thankyou' if you give them some.
The kids here are fine... say trick or treat, don't mind if you don't have candy, say 'thankyou' if you give them some.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
kick em in the face
*kicks marine in the face*
