And when you hear the doorbell, start revving, complete with heavy walking sounds and the odd blood curling shriek from your wife.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Answer the door wielding a blood-soaked chainsaw.
Works for me.
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i love how i got 16 yr old guys trying to get free candy from me. at 11pm. lovely. a curt "Fuck Off" got the message across me thinks
I actually only got one ring at my door today, but it was my fault, I went into the kitchen and turned all the lights on, and forgot to turn them off wen I left.
Some ninja sneaking skills were required to get to the switches without being seen in the window.
Some ninja sneaking skills were required to get to the switches without being seen in the window.
I thought the government provided candy for all. Socialism, amirite?
No kids come to my door, due to the "beware of the dog, enter at your own risk" sign in the window
My kids was out walking last night and got a ton of candy, some pissant teenager tried to rob their candy when they were almost home ... one of my ten year olds hit him the head with his devil stick and ran the last yards home with his loot ... the teen chased him to the door and guess who was out taking a smoke ? ... i chased him for two blocks while he was crying for mercy ...
I love halloween
I love halloween
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Crazy Norwegians ...
A couple of kids (5 groups of about 4 people) came to my place, said trick or treat, sang a song, recited some text or something like that, got their candy and said thank you. Our kids > you kids
A couple of kids (5 groups of about 4 people) came to my place, said trick or treat, sang a song, recited some text or something like that, got their candy and said thank you. Our kids > you kids
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once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
|_()|_ wp EggyVaregg wrote:
My kids was out walking last night and got a ton of candy, some pissant teenager tried to rob their candy when they were almost home ... one of my ten year olds hit him the head with his devil stick and ran the last yards home with his loot ... the teen chased him to the door and guess who was out taking a smoke ? ... i chased him for two blocks while he was crying for mercy ...
I love halloween
Varegg wrote:
... one of my ten year olds
How many you got?!!?Varegg wrote:
... one of my
I bet he won that chase, lol.Varegg wrote:
guess who was out taking a smoke ? ... i chased him for two blocks
TwinsKptk92 wrote:
|_()|_ wp EggyVaregg wrote:
My kids was out walking last night and got a ton of candy, some pissant teenager tried to rob their candy when they were almost home ... one of my ten year olds hit him the head with his devil stick and ran the last yards home with his loot ... the teen chased him to the door and guess who was out taking a smoke ? ... i chased him for two blocks while he was crying for mercy ...
I love halloweenVaregg wrote:
... one of my ten year oldsHow many you got?!!?Varegg wrote:
... one of my
And a 14 year old Varegg Jr. that most of you have played against
And yes he won the race, gotta quit smoking tbh
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Smoke free for the past 6 weeks.
My opinion of you has changed now that I know you smoke Egg
You don't know half of it m8Kptk92 wrote:
My opinion of you has changed now that I know you smoke Egg
'Egg is one of us, not one of "you"
Saying that, I haven't smoked, drinked, or done anything "bad" or "immoral" for quite awhile now
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The fuck you on Mek
By one of "us" I mean a person that actually lives life, and not someone like you who doesn't do anything at all, ever
Maybe I don't like doing anything at all, ever
lights off, make and mark on your door in lamb's blood ... no one rings your doorbell ... simple.
pussyMek-Stizzle wrote:
You don't know half of it m8Kptk92 wrote:
My opinion of you has changed now that I know you smoke Egg
'Egg is one of us, not one of "you"
Saying that, I haven't smoked, drinked, or done anything "bad" or "immoral" for quite awhile now
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
we didn't get any douche bags last night, which is unusual for us...
I had a blast last night and am now wondering why the fuck I'm awake at 9 AM.
So now you love me ?Kptk92 wrote:
My opinion of you has changed now that I know you smoke Egg
Remind me to not speak your case the next time you get a permban
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
lol
I forgot that the target audience of the store I work out was out trick-or-treating last night (little kids and their parents, or adults old enough to be their parents). Over a 2.5 hour period we served maybe 10 people at most. Three others came in and left... one of them just stuck their head in and said "hey, what's up" then left. This was a 40-ish year old man with a group of similarly aged people. One of them had a (fake) pineapple on her head.
That will bother me for many weeks.
On the bright side, I got a free burrito at Chipotle. It was fucking amazing.
I forgot that the target audience of the store I work out was out trick-or-treating last night (little kids and their parents, or adults old enough to be their parents). Over a 2.5 hour period we served maybe 10 people at most. Three others came in and left... one of them just stuck their head in and said "hey, what's up" then left. This was a 40-ish year old man with a group of similarly aged people. One of them had a (fake) pineapple on her head.
That will bother me for many weeks.
On the bright side, I got a free burrito at Chipotle. It was fucking amazing.
Halloween was pathetic last night, I think we had only about 30 trick-or-treaters. Damn churches out here have these big carnivals that people go to now.
People didn't like my pumpkin that much
People didn't like my pumpkin that much
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While out with my youngens last night my 11 yr old daughter saw some girls from school. They werent even out trick-or-treating, instead all three of them were dressed up like Jessica Simpson from her boots video, just walking around flaunting their stuff as if they were turning some tricks. With a trail of about 10 boys following them around like puppies. OMFG come on parents! I cant believe they would let their daughters even dress up like that. Sluts in training I say!GraphicArtist J wrote:
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Amen to that. it's just another holiday for women to act like whores (fig a) like they want to be.... and for teh GAYS to act GAYER (fig b)..... FACT.
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So yeah....Especially if you're a father with a kid like me....
Whore-o-oween aint what it used to be... SO A BIG "FUCK YOU" to Halloween.
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At school, so many girls were dressed up in 'School Girl' outfits, like what u see in pornos, was heavenMetalMaiden wrote:
While out with my youngens last night my 11 yr old daughter saw some girls from school. They werent even out trick-or-treating, instead all three of them were dressed up like Jessica Simpson from her boots video, just walking around flaunting their stuff as if they were turning some tricks. With a trail of about 10 boys following them around like puppies. OMFG come on parents! I cant believe they would let their daughters even dress up like that. Sluts in training I say!GraphicArtist J wrote:
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Amen to that. it's just another holiday for women to act like whores (fig a) like they want to be.... and for teh GAYS to act GAYER (fig b)..... FACT.
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fig a
http://www.adrants.com/images/datran_bar_girl.jpg
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http://images.usatoday.com/Wires2Web/20 … oweenx.jpg
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So yeah....Especially if you're a father with a kid like me....
Whore-o-oween aint what it used to be... SO A BIG "FUCK YOU" to Halloween.
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