DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE: The Haunting of Molly Hartley

2008-11-01 19:16:24

#1

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6936|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

My little sister wanted to go see this movie tonight so we went and saw it, and I feel like a schmuck for paying to see it.

Wait until it comes out on cable, don't pay to rent it. IT WAS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS!

I was falling asleep waiting for the ghosts or the scary part and had most of the movie figured out while it was still dragging on. There wasn't even a redeeming nudity scene in it!

End rant.

2008-11-01 19:42:00

#2

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6381|Somewhere out in Space

you paid money to see A movie?

That is the true reason why you are a schmuck.

2008-11-01 19:42:36

#3

firebolt5: Member; +114|6605

Well after reading that, I think I'd be better off watching the Goosebumps TV series than watching that movie.

2008-11-01 19:47:08

#4

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6582

If you're sister wanted to watch a scary movie you could've saved money and just rented one she hasn't seen.

My sister's Boyfriend had never heard of the Exorcist, he thought we were talking about the Exorcism of Emily Rose. He's dumber than most, but still, there's good movies younger people just don't know about.

2008-11-01 20:31:45

#5

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7224|Noizyland

The worst movie ever is called "I will walk like a Crazy Horse". Nothing else matches this film in terms of pure shittiness. I doubt The Haunting of Whosits even ranks next to the shitfest that was IWWLACH.

Seems to me like it's a wannabe movie, i.e. I wanna be The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I'm judging this purely by the title of course.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2008-11-01 23:55:06

#6

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6602|what

The worst movie ever is called Epic Movie.

I haven't seen Meet the Spartans or the other shit sequels and don't plan to, but Epic Movie is the worse I have ever sat through.

2008-11-02 00:02:44

#7

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6166|Vancouver, BC, Canada

TheAussieReaper wrote:
The worst movie ever is called Epic Movie.

I haven't seen Meet the Spartans or the other shit sequels and don't plan to, but Epic Movie is the worse I have ever sat through.

Epic movie was actually 10x superior to Meet the Spartans, and Date movie is in the middle

They're not sequels, they're parodies.

2008-11-02 00:20:18

#8

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6969|Adelaide, South Australia

Dracula 3000 was the worst movie ever, followed by Epic Movie and Starship Troopers 3.

2008-11-02 04:27:43

#9

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6918

TheDonkey wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
The worst movie ever is called Epic Movie.

I haven't seen Meet the Spartans or the other shit sequels and don't plan to, but Epic Movie is the worse I have ever sat through.
Epic movie was actually 10x superior to Meet the Spartans, and Date movie is in the middle

They're not sequels, they're parodies.

And they suck donkey ass.
See what I did there?

2008-11-02 11:14:16

#10

Home: Section.80; +447|7297|Seattle, Washington, USA

An American Haunting takes the cake for worst "scary" movie ever, imo.

2008-11-02 11:17:24

#11

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7215|Cambridge (UK)

Ty wrote:
I'm judging this purely by the title of course.

There are no better criteria.

2008-11-02 11:25:55

#12

SealXo: Member; +309|6985

TheAussieReaper wrote:
The worst movie ever is called Epic Movie.

I haven't seen Meet the Spartans or the other shit sequels and don't plan to, but Epic Movie is the worse I have ever sat through.

but they knew they were making shitty parodies. this movie was srs bsns and at one point a floty ghost flashed on the screen that never had ANYTHING to do with the movie.

sigh

2008-11-02 11:28:56

#13

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7215|Cambridge (UK)

SealXo wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
The worst movie ever is called Epic Movie.

I haven't seen Meet the Spartans or the other shit sequels and don't plan to, but Epic Movie is the worse I have ever sat through.
but they knew they were making shitty parodies. this movie was srs bsns and at one point a floty ghost flashed on the screen that never had ANYTHING to do with the movie.

sigh

Maybe it wasn't in the movie. Did you think of that?

2008-11-02 11:34:13

#14

SealXo: Member; +309|6985

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
SealXo wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
The worst movie ever is called Epic Movie.

I haven't seen Meet the Spartans or the other shit sequels and don't plan to, but Epic Movie is the worse I have ever sat through.
but they knew they were making shitty parodies. this movie was srs bsns and at one point a floty ghost flashed on the screen that never had ANYTHING to do with the movie.

sigh
Maybe it wasn't in the movie. Did you think of that?

what are you suggesting?

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