Well, it has been a slow day to say the least.
A few hours ago, a guy from radioshack who comes in everyday for lunch, came in and ordered a five meat stack with bacon. Being bored, we just kept adding meat and other shit to it. We bet the guy that if he could eat the sandwhich before he ahd to go back to work (20 min.) he could have it for free. If not, 15 dollars. He accepted and only ate one half. So me and my co-worker, with nothing else to do, perfected the sandwhich. The following is the official ingredients list we came up with.
The Colonator
The Colonator
Bread
• Preferably Rosemary Parmesan
Sauce
• Bacon Alfredo
• Dijon Mustard
Pre-Oven Veggies
• Onions (Red)
• Mushrooms
• Banana Peppers
Meat
• Ham (X 1.5)
• Capicola (X 1.5)
• Salami (X 1.5)
• Pepperoni (X 1.5)
• Prime Rib (X 1.5)
• Turkey
• Roast Beef
• Bacon
Cheese
• Cheddar
• Mozzarella
Post-Oven Veggies
• Lettuce
It is quite possibly the tastiest and most fattening sandwhich ever.
Pictures:
(the sandwhich pictured is half of a small size (3 inches) and it was completley filling)
We have dubbed it "The Colonator" because your colon is all like "what the fuck, I have to break all of this shit down?? What the cuntrags is wrong with you, why would you eat something like this you moron?"
Come to my Quznos and take the colonator challenge!
A few hours ago, a guy from radioshack who comes in everyday for lunch, came in and ordered a five meat stack with bacon. Being bored, we just kept adding meat and other shit to it. We bet the guy that if he could eat the sandwhich before he ahd to go back to work (20 min.) he could have it for free. If not, 15 dollars. He accepted and only ate one half. So me and my co-worker, with nothing else to do, perfected the sandwhich. The following is the official ingredients list we came up with.
The Colonator
The Colonator
Bread
• Preferably Rosemary Parmesan
Sauce
• Bacon Alfredo
• Dijon Mustard
Pre-Oven Veggies
• Onions (Red)
• Mushrooms
• Banana Peppers
Meat
• Ham (X 1.5)
• Capicola (X 1.5)
• Salami (X 1.5)
• Pepperoni (X 1.5)
• Prime Rib (X 1.5)
• Turkey
• Roast Beef
• Bacon
Cheese
• Cheddar
• Mozzarella
Post-Oven Veggies
• Lettuce
It is quite possibly the tastiest and most fattening sandwhich ever.
Pictures:
(the sandwhich pictured is half of a small size (3 inches) and it was completley filling)
We have dubbed it "The Colonator" because your colon is all like "what the fuck, I have to break all of this shit down?? What the cuntrags is wrong with you, why would you eat something like this you moron?"
Come to my Quznos and take the colonator challenge!
