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Thank God for your site!  Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves.  Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to.  I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi!  We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy.  Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills.  I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A. 




Hmmm.....

Last edited by S3v3N (2008-11-03 21:04:38)

those testimonials are hilarious!!

Roc18 wrote:

This is a setup to catch idiots who actually think this is real.

no shit

Funny as hell though.

Jesus Christ!!

I can't afford  that

Holy.  Crap.

xBlackPantherx wrote:

That's fucked. then again I did hear of a 22 year old selling her virginity to a pedo 59 year old for about a million bucks...

I'm actual 28 ............... and it was for $50

I thought it said "Marry your daughter" and was some sort of petition to allow incestuous marriage or something.

EDIT: Could also be read as "Marr your daughter" which isn't any better.

Last edited by some_random_panda (2008-11-03 22:17:33)

Old as shit, hasnt changed since I saw it the last time


I take it its fake?

However, in this fucked up world I wouldnt be surprised if it was legit.

im gonna by one of these skank hoes and sell them as a 1st class service.

Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl.  When she turns 18 she will age out of the foster system and will have to move out and is looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his.

I got a "Warning! Dangerous site" by my WOT on my browser when I clicked on that link to that site.