Single and Looking?

2008-11-04 11:15:49

#26

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7015|NYC / Hamburg

I think I'll grab some 14yo girl for 5000$. In a couple of years I can always discard of her.

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-11-04 12:34:01

#27

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6901|The Twilight Zone

Do I get a discount if I buy two?

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2008-11-04 12:42:03

#28

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7016|Mountains of NC

.Sup wrote:
Do I get a discount if I buy two?

I wonder what kind of return policy they have .......... if after 30 days I'm not completely satisfied I can return her for complete refund of money

also whats there warranty .............. just in case she gets a little mouthy and " she just happens to run into the door "

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-11-04 12:46:06

#29

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6901|The Twilight Zone

SEREMAKER wrote:
.Sup wrote:
Do I get a discount if I buy two?
I wonder what kind of return policy they have .......... if after 30 days I'm not completely satisfied I can return her for complete refund of money

also whats there warranty .............. just in case she gets a little mouthy and " she just happens to run into the door "

haha yes, return policy! If its good and you can return her in certain period of time, then I don't see a reason not to buy her. Always ready to test new stuff

2008-11-04 12:47:18

#30

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7162|Purplicious Wisconsin

3 three words: LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

Last edited by War Man (2008-11-04 12:47:26)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-11-04 14:20:50

#31

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6978|Boston, MA

Hah, I wonder what kind of sucker will actually pay into that? Here's one of the few I read:

"Olivia lived among the finer things in life until her family found themselves in diminished circumstances. She is looking for a husband that can not only get her back to where she was but help out those she loves as well."

So you lived a happy life, but now your poor. You're looking for some guy to spoil you and pay for your family? Right...

2008-11-04 14:25:24

#32

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6601|what

Well, things have changed a lot with the internet. The asking price is now a few thousand dollars per girl.

It used to be 2 goats and a cow.

But you could argue that it was just 2 goats and the cows simply swapped hands...

2008-11-04 14:28:11

#33

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|7097|Washington DC

Silly me. For a moment there, I thought the site was real ... I should know better.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/ma … ughter.asp

2008-11-04 14:29:33

#34

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7016|Mountains of NC

OrangeHound wrote:
Silly me. For a moment there, I thought the site was real ... I should know better.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/ma … ughter.asp

wow ........... thanks for busting their bubble

2008-11-04 15:03:47

#35

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6744|Bloomington Indiana

everyone pitch in for the 14 1/2 year old.
im only a decade older

2008-11-04 15:23:57

#36

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6581

These people are kind of like the parents dropping off their teens in Nebraska, but smarter. At least they're making a profit for getting rid of their children.

2008-11-04 15:37:15

#37

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6684|Uk

lel

ill take the cheapest one pls

2008-11-04 16:01:44

#38

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6604|Vancouver | Canada

mkxiii wrote:
lel

ill take the cheapest one pls

I'll take the youngest and cheapest.

2008-11-04 16:02:34

#39

The#1Spot: Member; +105|6988|byah

So for that much does she become your play thing?

2008-11-04 16:15:50

#40

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7015|NYC / Hamburg

DefCon-17 wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
lel

ill take the cheapest one pls
I'll take the youngest and cheapest.

I'll take the youngest

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-11-04 16:17:38

#41

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6604|Vancouver | Canada

max wrote:
DefCon-17 wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
lel

ill take the cheapest one pls
I'll take the youngest and cheapest.
I'll take the youngest

Just show her your teddy and that bag of whatever it was.

You won't even have to pay.

2008-11-04 16:17:38

#42

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6684|Uk

max wrote:
DefCon-17 wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
lel

ill take the cheapest one pls
I'll take the youngest and cheapest.
I'll take the youngest

theres one which is 13, its only illegal if she notices right?

2008-11-04 16:39:54

#43

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7165|Riva, MD

How can this site possibly be legit?

And all the testimonies sound like desperate white trash/rednecks.

SEREMAKER wrote:

time to start saving my pennies

Thought you said "time to start shaving my penis" when I first looked at your post.

2008-11-09 03:32:33

#44

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7162|Purplicious Wisconsin

I am tempted to sign up for this and say I am a woman who had a sex change operation.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-11-09 03:41:42

#45

Ec0li: Vagina face; +167|6447|London ㋛

LOL, http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.p … itstart=20

Just under 4 grand, anyone wanna go halves?

2008-11-09 04:21:29

#46

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6645|Winland

www.marryyourpet.com

That site actually is serious...

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-11-09 04:24:33

#47

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7015|NYC / Hamburg

Why am I not surprised you know that site

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-11-09 04:33:24

#48

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7069|London, England

max wrote:
Why am I not surprised you know that site

It's cold and lonely up there in the Aland islands

2008-11-09 04:35:18

#49

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6601|what

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
max wrote:
Why am I not surprised you know that site
It's cold and lonely up there in the Aland islands

The animals are that lonely? lol

2008-11-09 04:35:39

#50

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7015|NYC / Hamburg

Åland Islands*

and his dog is soooooooooo cute :3

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

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