Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6150|College Park, MD
...that you never requested?

I got a big packet from Ohio State the other day, and in it is a freshman application packet. I can't tell if this is just general "Send an application to students whose SAT scores fall within range X and Y" spam or if they're personally seeking me out.
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Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7190|FUCK UBISOFT

they want you inside them.
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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7141

Miggle wrote:

they want you inside them.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7291|Alberta, Canada

Put a bomb in it and send it back. Jihad.
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|7097|Washington DC

Get over yourself ...



There are dozens of hurricanes out there, and every one of them is more famous than you.








But, yeah, I would assume that you might have triggered something with their demographic & SAT filters.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6601|what

It means that wherever you did apply for, laughed at your results, sent it to some of the less well of Colleges who lets be honest, need more students who are willing to pay tuition fees, so they then send off a "please come here we are desperate, even for students with your scores" letter.

But good luck, nonetheless.
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6918
It means they're a shit University and they're going to the students (aka customers) instead of the students going to them based on their merit, reputation, academic excellence etc.

In other words the University is looking for a little bit more $$$ next year and is sending you a big fat advert, only in academic terms they call it a 'Prospectus'. Avoid.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6150|College Park, MD
OSU isn't a terrible school Aussie. And I could always transfer to some place else.
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phishman420
Banned
+821|6129

Uzique wrote:

It means they're a shit University and they're going to the students (aka customers) instead of the students going to them based on their merit, reputation, academic excellence etc.

In other words the University is looking for a little bit more $$$ next year and is sending you a big fat advert, only in academic terms they call it a 'Prospectus'. Avoid.
OSU is a really good school. Too bad their football team is horrible.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7069|London, England
The guy goes to like Oxford or Cambridge, every uni is a shit uni to him, just ignore it.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6842|The Gem Saloon
i looked into OSU when i was doing the school thing...

was going to go, completely paid for....but fate stepped in
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6150|College Park, MD

Mekstizzle wrote:

The guy goes to like Oxford or Cambridge, every uni is a shit uni to him, just ignore it.
yeah i've learned to ignore the pressure of my peers who are applying to shit like princeton, harvard, yale, stanford etc. Great schools, but I know I can't get in them so I might as well look somewhere that 1) is feasible and 2) i enjoy and 3) gives a good education.

Besides, 2+2 = 4 at MIT and at Montgomery County Community College. After college, it's your work ethic not your piece of paper that counts.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7069|London, England

Parker wrote:

i looked into OSU when i was doing the school thing...

was going to go, completely paid for....but fate stepped in
What fate?

You better not be talking about some bitch...

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2008-11-10 14:11:31)

Parker
isteal
+1,452|6842|The Gem Saloon
yes, some bitch...
THE bitch, actually.


but i am VERY happy with where im at....besides, i have a full paid scholarship to any school in ohio or kentucky if i ever decide that i want to pursue that.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6918
Where I attend is completely besides the point and irrelevant: the fact is that if Universites are sending unrequested mail, it's basically the same as advertising and spam.

It's like asking when you turn 18: "Gee, are all these banks mailing me now because I'm really fucking rich and they want me to deposit my money in their accounts?" No, it means the bank needs/wants more customers and is preying on their typical target demographic; Hurricane is (assumedly) nearing the age of college-entry, and so they're sending out mail to him to advertise and evoke interest in what they offer. You wouldn't see Harvard or Yale sending unsolicited mail to potential undergraduates, because they don't need the custom. Bitches go to them, not vice versa. You have to think what impression and message this gives out-- I mean, ever notice the only Universities that advertise on British television are low-ranked and copped out ex-Polytechnics? Low performance, low reputation, low initial intake. Of course it may not be the same in the United States' colleges, - but you've got to remember that at some point someone in their admissions department made the conscious choice to spam prospective students, which implies a certain something about said institution.

Hurricane wrote:

Besides, 2+2 = 4 at MIT and at Montgomery County Community College. After college, it's your work ethic not your piece of paper that counts.
Ideally, yes. Realistically, no. Elitism exists in the education system and it is just as pervasive in graduate employment-- it's a competitive world, that piece of paper counts.

Last edited by Uzique (2008-11-10 14:16:43)

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6150|College Park, MD
I get where you're coming from Uzique, but if this is a particular vested interest in me rather than just blanket spam I might seize the opportunity... I mean, it's a pretty good school and as I said before, it'd be a nice springboard for transferring to another school if I desire to do so.
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Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6990|Texas - Bigger than France
It means they want you to apply.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6918

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I get where you're coming from Uzique, but if this is a particular vested interest in me rather than just blanket spam I might seize the opportunity... I mean, it's a pretty good school and as I said before, it'd be a nice springboard for transferring to another school if I desire to do so.
And how would they have gained any notion of you? Last time I checked a University admissions department does not perform 'market research' into upcoming students... perhaps if you were a promising brilliant young scholar with clearly great things ahead of him, some Universities will try to adopt you into one of their scholarships or special placements, but this is extremely rare as far as I know-- we're talking geniuses, young mavericks in their field.

I hate to say it but you need to think objectively and without the self-aggrandizement for a second, how exactly would Ohio State gain a "vested interest" in you? This could be a genuine question, I can't pretend to have an extensive knowledge of the American education system... perhaps they're really aggressively profit-driven over there in their business, and go for the hard-sell .
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7119|UK
not that i hate him or owt but uzique is the prob the most pompous elitest asshole on this forums.

his posts are fun to read though.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6918
And you're a Soviet Muslim, how ironic is that.

<3
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Parker
isteal
+1,452|6842|The Gem Saloon

Uzique wrote:

Last time I checked a University admissions department does not perform 'market research' into upcoming students...

Uzique wrote:

I can't pretend to have an extensive knowledge of the American education system...
im confused....or maybe uzique is confused.


either way.

go for it hurri.

it never hurts to have more options.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6986|Long Island, New York
do it

then join the OSU marching band

it's the closest you'll come to playing for their football team
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6150|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:

do it

then join the OSU marching band

it's the closest you'll come to playing for their football team
lulz i'll never be able to play football for my life

frankly i'd rather do ROTC at VA Tech. Front row seats to all their home games
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6986|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

do it

then join the OSU marching band

it's the closest you'll come to playing for their football team
lulz i'll never be able to play football for my life

frankly i'd rather do ROTC at VA Tech. Front row seats to all their home games
truly madly deeply? that's pretty sick too I guess

hokies r kewl
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7080

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

do it

then join the OSU marching band

it's the closest you'll come to playing for their football team
lulz i'll never be able to play football for my life

frankly i'd rather do ROTC at VA Tech. Front row seats to all their home games
truly madly deeply? that's pretty sick too I guess

hokies r kewl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Dg1Ymji-Q

?????

Last edited by Gooners (2008-11-10 14:30:14)

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