A traffic accident hurls coffin against the back of woman's neck

2008-11-12 08:01:23

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7093

A traffic accident hurls coffin against the back of woman's neck

SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

Barcelos died instantly.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27666284/?gt1=43001

2008-11-12 08:04:44

#2

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7121|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I'm a sick motherfucker who found this story funny, just my sence of humour.

Ive seen people trip in the street, land face down and almost at my feet. Do you think I could help the poor bastards up or just double up laughing? (The Latter)

2008-11-12 08:11:00

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david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7187|Comber, Northern Ireland

guess the last thing going through her mind on that day was...........................................her husband!

2008-11-12 08:38:31

#4

JoshP: Banned; +176|6137|Notts, UK

now that's irony for you

2008-11-12 08:58:58

#5

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6941|N. Ireland

No pics!?

2008-11-12 09:06:03

#6

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7132|West Yorkshire, U.K

Looks like fate exists!

Oh my god!

2008-11-12 10:09:22

#7

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7026|Columbus, OH

Did her dentures fly out?!

2008-11-12 11:58:19

#8

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6887|Brisbane, Australia

david363 wrote:
guess the last thing going through her mind on that day was...........................................her husband!

Put that in a Horatio comic strip, stat!

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2008-11-12 12:14:08

#9

CrazeD: Member; +368|7121|Maine

david363 wrote:
guess the last thing going through her mind on that day was...........................................her husband!

LMFAO!!!!!

2008-11-12 12:38:23

#10

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6774|England

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
david363 wrote:
guess the last thing going through her mind on that day was...........................................her husband!
Put that in a Horatio comic strip, stat!

And I can see it now! hahahah

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2008-11-12 12:39:50

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mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7102

l2securecargo?
Or just raise the headrest.

Oh well, I'm sure her husband planned it anyway. He must've missed her.

2008-11-12 12:54:59

#12

Commie Killer: Member; +192|6835

mtb0minime wrote:
Oh well, I'm sure her husband planned it anyway. He must've missed her.

The coffin didn't.

2008-11-12 12:58:38

#13

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6802|West NY

Commie Killer wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Oh well, I'm sure her husband planned it anyway. He must've missed her.
The coffin didn't.

2008-11-12 13:16:34

#14

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6990|Texas - Bigger than France

What a crappy driver. The hearse's top speed is like 8 mph. How do you get in an accident?

2008-11-12 17:02:03

#15

The#1Spot: Member; +105|6987|byah

mtb0minime wrote:
l2securecargo?
Or just raise the headrest.

Oh well, I'm sure her husband planned it anyway. He must've missed her.

Or didnt want the wife to have the inheritance.

2008-11-12 17:04:56

#16

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7291|Alberta, Canada

Death literally killed her.

2008-11-12 17:12:16

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6948|so randum

Ryan wrote:
Death literally killed her.

HAHAHA

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-11-12 17:27:38

#18

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7291|Alberta, Canada

FatherTed wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Death literally killed her.
HAHAHA

I'm glad that amused you Ted.

2008-11-12 17:35:34

#19

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6601|what

Well she didn't see that coming. Then again, neither did her husband.

2008-11-12 18:07:08

#20

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6967|Adelaide, South Australia

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
david363 wrote:
guess the last thing going through her mind on that day was...........................................her husband!
Put that in a Horatio comic strip, stat!

Seeing as no-one else will...

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/HoratioComiccoffinaccident.jpg

I'm a little ashamed of myself...

2008-11-12 18:11:46

#21

CrazeD: Member; +368|7121|Maine

Karma is going to fuck us all.

2008-11-12 18:23:37

#22

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6580

A coffin seems too big to have only hit the womans neck.

2008-11-12 19:45:02

#23

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7093

Noobpatty wrote:
Commie Killer wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Oh well, I'm sure her husband planned it anyway. He must've missed her.
The coffin didn't.

u guys are funny

2008-11-12 19:50:49

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mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7102

I hope this thread keeps going. It seems to be made of potential win. (Though definitely not as much as that girlfriend posing in front of the car)

2008-11-12 22:02:15

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Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6677|NSW, Australia

Pug wrote:
What a crappy driver. The hearse's top speed is like 8 mph. How do you get in an accident?

where the fuck do you get that from?

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