SFW?
Veryliquidat0r wrote:
SFW?
HAHAHAH
It's funny cause the only part we do like is the sex!
It's funny cause the only part we do like is the sex!
15 more years! 15 more years!
Why do they all insist on putting poor stories and horrible acting into pornMitch wrote:
HAHAHAH
It's funny cause the only part we do like is the sex!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Well if the story was great in a porn flick, say Shawshank Redemption great. Then you just would forget and FF over the 15min assramming.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Why do they all insist on putting poor stories and horrible acting into pornMitch wrote:
HAHAHAH
It's funny cause the only part we do like is the sex!
Bad acting? Well you just can't get Jennifer Connelly to do some porn now can... no wait. Requiem for a dream ASS TO ASS! WOOO!!!!
I don't care. When I download porn, I want five minutes of sex. No more, no less.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well if the story was great in a porn flick, say Shawshank Redemption great. Then you just would forget and FF over the 15min assramming.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Why do they all insist on putting poor stories and horrible acting into pornMitch wrote:
HAHAHAH
It's funny cause the only part we do like is the sex!
Bad acting? Well you just can't get Jennifer Connelly to do some porn now can... no wait. Requiem for a dream ASS TO ASS! WOOO!!!!
To. Be. Honest.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
You download wrong porn.Freezer7Pro wrote:
I don't care. When I download porn, I want five minutes of sex. No more, no less.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well if the story was great in a porn flick, say Shawshank Redemption great. Then you just would forget and FF over the 15min assramming.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Why do they all insist on putting poor stories and horrible acting into porn
Bad acting? Well you just can't get Jennifer Connelly to do some porn now can... no wait. Requiem for a dream ASS TO ASS! WOOO!!!!
To. Be. Honest.
Nope, I agree with freezer.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You download wrong porn.Freezer7Pro wrote:
I don't care. When I download porn, I want five minutes of sex. No more, no less.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well if the story was great in a porn flick, say Shawshank Redemption great. Then you just would forget and FF over the 15min assramming.
Bad acting? Well you just can't get Jennifer Connelly to do some porn now can... no wait. Requiem for a dream ASS TO ASS! WOOO!!!!
To. Be. Honest.
Thats why i cant stand pro porn. Amatuer all the way.Freezer7Pro wrote:
I don't care. When I download porn, I want five minutes of sex. No more, no less.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well if the story was great in a porn flick, say Shawshank Redemption great. Then you just would forget and FF over the 15min assramming.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Why do they all insist on putting poor stories and horrible acting into porn
Bad acting? Well you just can't get Jennifer Connelly to do some porn now can... no wait. Requiem for a dream ASS TO ASS! WOOO!!!!
To. Be. Honest.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Pro porn can be lulzy though. Especially when women who are obviously quite experienced fake being pleased.
Y"know, like when they say "Fuck me hard. Fuck me. Plow my fuckin pussy" in a completely straight voice.
Y"know, like when they say "Fuck me hard. Fuck me. Plow my fuckin pussy" in a completely straight voice.
You guys actually download it?Sydney wrote:
Nope, I agree with freezer.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You download wrong porn.Freezer7Pro wrote:
I don't care. When I download porn, I want five minutes of sex. No more, no less.
To. Be. Honest.
Last edited by SEREVENT (2008-11-14 08:16:28)
Haha whats even worse, and ive seen it many times, is a moaning and 'ahhh'ing sound track patched over the actual porn. The lips are moving and no sound is being made. ANNNDDD one porn had the soundtrack of 2 girls and this was a guy-girl porn! you could fucking tell lmaoHurricane2k9 wrote:
Pro porn can be lulzy though. Especially when women who are obviously quite experienced fake being pleased.
Y"know, like when they say "Fuck me hard. Fuck me. Plow my fuckin pussy" in a completely straight voice.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Or stream, then.SEREVENT wrote:
You guys actually download it?Sydney wrote:
Nope, I agree with freezer.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You download wrong porn.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Downloading Lord of Asses 13 atm. Taking ages.
Misunderstanding. I meant that he's been downloading wrong porn if he downloads them storytellings. I also agree, but like someone here said, they are quite hilarious with them silly stories. Especially the "reality" ones. My first sex teacher etc.Sydney wrote:
Nope, I agree with freezer.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You download wrong porn.Freezer7Pro wrote:
I don't care. When I download porn, I want five minutes of sex. No more, no less.
To. Be. Honest.
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-11-15 02:17:33)
First thing I see on the page is "Mrs. Grimes."
There's a teacher at my school named Mr. Grimes. I ought to warn him...
There's a teacher at my school named Mr. Grimes. I ought to warn him...
That was hilarious!
Although.. ..does this mean that Aria will keep her clothes on from now on?
Although.. ..does this mean that Aria will keep her clothes on from now on?
I need around tree fiddy.
In other news, I have a porn folder containing over 560 images
#rekt
lolMint Sauce wrote:
In other news, I have a porn folder containing over 560 images
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP