Are people really this stupid?
Post yer redundant packaging/over-simplified stuff.
Are people really this stupid?
Post yer redundant packaging/over-simplified stuff.
at work last week i fitted a top engine mount on a renault trafic
they call it a "Tampon engine mount"
they call it a "Tampon engine mount"
Thats not bad, its like Dieting water, probably has vitamins and minerals and shet...CrazeD wrote:
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Well, when I was scuba diving, on my BCD (buoyancy control device) it had a warning label saying "This device is not intended to overcome the laws of physics"
lolbennisboy wrote:
Well, when I was scuba diving, on my BCD (buoyancy control device) it had a warning label saying "This device is not intended to overcome the laws of physics"
Reminds me of a Compaq booklet warranty page. It was something like "Warranty is void if the PC is broken by the will of God". Guess some idiots try anything when they manage to fuck up their computers.M.O.A.B wrote:
lolbennisboy wrote:
Well, when I was scuba diving, on my BCD (buoyancy control device) it had a warning label saying "This device is not intended to overcome the laws of physics"
Water has no nutritional value. So to call it 'diet' is pretty much retarded.GodFather wrote:
Thats not bad, its like Dieting water, probably has vitamins and minerals and shet...CrazeD wrote:
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Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
*Blows up PC with mindUltrafunkula wrote:
Reminds me of a Compaq booklet warranty page. It was something like "Warranty is void if the PC is broken by the will of God". Guess some idiots try anything when they manage to fuck up their computers.M.O.A.B wrote:
lolbennisboy wrote:
Well, when I was scuba diving, on my BCD (buoyancy control device) it had a warning label saying "This device is not intended to overcome the laws of physics"
Christmas lights with the label "Indoor or outdoor use only." is all I've seen.
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From a "WTF kind of notice is this" perspective, it makes no sense.Toilet Sex wrote:
Christmas lights with the label "Indoor or outdoor use only." is all I've seen.
BUT.
If they were to remove the tag, then everyone'll start looking to see whether they can use them outside or not.
Reminds me of this...
Found it pretty funny at the time, wonder how long it took them to think up that name?
Found it pretty funny at the time, wonder how long it took them to think up that name?
A little 7Ah lead-acid battery had the label "Do not drink contents even if poured into a glass" on it when I bought my batteries.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
They sell "12 inch big black clocks" at Staples. My brother is a store manager and changed them all to read: "12 inch big black cocks". I have a picture I'll see if I can find.
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"will of god" is a term often used for natural disasters, like lightning storms, floods, etc.M.O.A.B wrote:
*Blows up PC with mindUltrafunkula wrote:
Reminds me of a Compaq booklet warranty page. It was something like "Warranty is void if the PC is broken by the will of God". Guess some idiots try anything when they manage to fuck up their computers.M.O.A.B wrote:
lol
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I knowhaffeysucks wrote:
"will of god" is a term often used for natural disasters, like lightning storms, floods, etc.M.O.A.B wrote:
*Blows up PC with mindUltrafunkula wrote:
Reminds me of a Compaq booklet warranty page. It was something like "Warranty is void if the PC is broken by the will of God". Guess some idiots try anything when they manage to fuck up their computers.
What about a packet of Nobby's nuts.
On the back:
Allergy advice...Contains nuts.
On the back:
Allergy advice...Contains nuts.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
On an older version of iTunes, as part of the EULA, you had to agree to not use iTunes to develop nuclear, biological, or chemical weaponry with it.
that can't be serious.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
On an older version of iTunes, as part of the EULA, you had to agree to not use iTunes to develop nuclear, biological, or chemical weaponry with it.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
I remember that.Switch wrote:
that can't be serious.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
On an older version of iTunes, as part of the EULA, you had to agree to not use iTunes to develop nuclear, biological, or chemical weaponry with it.
So thats the true use of the new genius tool!Hurricane2k9 wrote:
On an older version of iTunes, as part of the EULA, you had to agree to not use iTunes to develop nuclear, biological, or chemical weaponry with it.
Would listening to music using iTunes WHILE building as nuclear biological or chemical weapon count?bennisboy wrote:
So thats the true use of the new genius tool!Hurricane2k9 wrote:
On an older version of iTunes, as part of the EULA, you had to agree to not use iTunes to develop nuclear, biological, or chemical weaponry with it.