Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7149|Scotland

Uzique wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

Death race, it's with the main character from the transporter and I thought it was
I hope you're honestly kidding. It was hilariously bad.

I actually shouted "LOL" in the cinema just before the woman opened the box.

Shooter is a very average movie, but it's a fun action flick to watch once. Especially with Wahlberg.
Zimmer: Action movie critic extraordinaire.

How many directors are you currently giving tutorial lessons to nowadays Zim?
Too many to name. I think I can safely say I know quite a bit about movies and I do recommend good ones.

Got a comment to make regarding the actual request? Or just here to make that statement?
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6140|Croatia

Zimmer wrote:

Go watch :
Face Off, Identity, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lucky Number Slevin, Munich, Leon - The professional, Se7en, Smokin' Aces ( it's average, real average ), Street Kings, Tears of the Sun, Taken.

Trust me. I do not disappoint.
Se7en isn't really an action movie.
FlemishHCmaniac
Member
+147|6805|Belgium

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

Death race, it's with the main character from the transporter and I thought it was
The original, Death Race 2000, is way better. Pure b-grade fun and it even has Sly in it.

Last edited by FlemishHCmaniac (2008-11-20 13:07:11)

jord
Member
+2,382|7071|The North, beyond the wall.
Gladiator.
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6389|Belgium

FlemishHCmaniac wrote:

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

Death race, it's with the main character from the transporter and I thought it was
The original, Death Race 2000, is way better. Pure b-grade fun and it even has Sly in it.
Thanks for the tip fellow Belgian (of beter bedankt )
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6960|NYC / Hamburg

Commando. Awesome one liners. <3 Arnie
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6140|Croatia

max wrote:

Commando. Awesome one liners. <3 Arnie
Speaking of one liners instantly reminds me of David Caruso.

Last edited by blah (2008-11-20 14:36:13)

Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6856|Tyne & Wear, England

max wrote:

Commando. Awesome one liners. <3 Arnie
Hell yeah, then Elite can do this when he gets on the plane...

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6616|Escea

Switch wrote:

max wrote:

Commando. Awesome one liners. <3 Arnie
Hell yeah, then Elite can do this when he gets on the plane...

lol



and this is the best way to get dressed in the morning

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2008-11-20 14:52:59)

usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7155

action jackson
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6832|King Of The Islands

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6549|Vancouver | Canada

Zimmer wrote:

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

Death race, it's with the main character from the transporter and I thought it was
I hope you're honestly kidding. It was hilariously bad.

I actually shouted "LOL" in the cinema just before the woman opened the box.

Shooter is a very average movie, but it's a fun action flick to watch once. Especially with Wahlberg.
Oh wait.

..I confused Shooter with Shoot 'Em Up.

But watch both anyways.
SharkyMcshark
I'll take two
+132|7178|Perth, Western Australia
Shoot em Up tbh
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6546|what

Any Samurai film with Toshirô Mifune in it is EPIC.

Even the black and white films.

https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
acEofspadEs6313
Shiny! Let's be bad guys.
+102|7085|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

Noobeater wrote:

Lock stock and two smoking barrels (though your laughter may annoy others)
/win
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,991|7025|949

Out For Justice!

"Does anyone know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo!?"
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6931|Long Island, New York

Zimmer wrote:

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

Death race, it's with the main character from the transporter and I thought it was
I hope you're honestly kidding. It was hilariously bad.

I actually shouted "LOL" in the cinema just before the woman opened the box.

Shooter is a very average movie, but it's a fun action flick to watch once. Especially with Mara.
Fixed.

As much as I love Mark Wahlberg as an actor, Kate Mara's rockin' body is nothing to ignore.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6912|Adelaide, South Australia

DefCon-17 wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

Death race, it's with the main character from the transporter and I thought it was
I hope you're honestly kidding. It was hilariously bad.

I actually shouted "LOL" in the cinema just before the woman opened the box.

Shooter is a very average movie, but it's a fun action flick to watch once. Especially with Wahlberg.
Oh wait.

..I confused Shooter with Shoot 'Em Up.

But watch both anyways.
I was gonna say that...
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7155

mr. woodcock
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7025

usmarine wrote:

mr. woodcock
t'was funny, but how is that action
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7155

Gooners wrote:

usmarine wrote:

mr. woodcock
t'was funny, but how is that action
bat to the nads for one.
FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|6923|Boston, MA
Any Rambo movie!
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|7103|Sweden

Zimmer wrote:

madmurre wrote:

mtamosaitis wrote:


oh please get a life what great movies have those guys done?
To many to list @ Zimmer i do honestly enjoy Seagal and Van Damme i also enjoy the movies you listed but true action ( for me ) should be simple and mindless and no one is close to deliver that the way those guys are. I dont sit down and pretends im gonna see any descent dialgoue i want fun and they deliver.
Then it's not a movie. It's a series of fast moving slides with stupid large men on them.
Taste in móvies is highly individual i have a wide taste in em and when it comes to action the genre is wide, apart from our disagrement on Mr Seagal and Sir Van Damme i agree with most of your thoughts on average Shooter to crappy Hitman. You should seriously reconsider watching more of these light hearted action flicks with mentioned stars try "Tango and Cash" with Kurt Russel and Stallone then you can slowly move over and maybe you will enjoy it for what it is.


Btw Ken Jennings knows what he´s talking about, thats the bar scene right?
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6542|'straya

Gooners wrote:

usmarine wrote:

mr. woodcock
t'was funny, but how is that action
Plz tell me ur kidding.... i watched half that movie and turned it off because it was shite.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7024|Finland

I saw Max Payne yesterday, it was a movie full of "meh", but I needed something simple and shallow to watch anyway.

+ Game references (E.g. Valkyr-tags all over the city)
+ Mark Wahlberg at least tries to give some personality to the character
+ Game atmosphere almost there at times
+ Easy watching
+ Lots of gunfire
+ Having played the game, you wait for upcoming scenes that you've played -> anticipation

- Fight scene against Lupino too short (I remember the shootout at Ragnarock being a bitch to get through, lol)
- Shitty casting of Lupino
- Shitty casting of Mona Sax, and why is she carrying around a goddamn MP5K?
- "Flat" and emotionless dream and near death-scenes
- Ends in a full stop after an again too short Aesir Corp. shootout scene
- Absence of naked tits

At least it's not Uwe Boll.

However, if you haven't seen Equilibrium yet, do it NAO!
I need around tree fiddy.

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2025 Jeff Minard