Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7131|West Yorkshire, U.K
Tasty!
A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.Sauce (pun intended!)
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7015|Mountains of NC

" A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told. "



You don't stop for anything or anyone ................... blue balls ftl
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DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6603|Vancouver | Canada
The fuck?

Reminds me of:
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GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6667|Phoenix, AZ
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Oh man...
{B-T}<babacanosh>
Member
+31|7049
Wow, what the hell lead him to that point of desperation.
NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6580
I liked the fark headline

'That's a spicy meatballs."
phishman420
Banned
+821|6128
Poor dog.
Roc18
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+655|6238|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
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bennisboy
Member
+829|7093|Poundland

GodFather wrote:

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Oh man...
I dont know why, but I lol'd at that bit as well, i just imagined them searching the car and finding it in the glove compartment or something
jsnipy
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Aussies
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macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6195|Croatia
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6596|'straya

jsnipy wrote:

Aussies
Haha the police have finally caught onto our favourite pasttime... pleasuring ourselfs in a bottle of pasta source with porn, stockings and a jack russel
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6600|what

jsnipy wrote:

Aussies
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.
I blame the British for naming the places so ridiculously.

lol @ article though.
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Kaosdad
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
+201|7126|Broadlands, VA
Oh jeebus!  I got nothing.  KaosMum and I are still LOAO.  For the Love of God - a Jack Russel Terrier?????!?!?!?!?1111

Was it pesto? Al Fredo?  Marinera?

Oh, chripes - what brand?  Have the recalled all bottles?
Slarty
Member
+37|6411|Ingerland
Am I the only person who thinks homemade and sex aide should never be in the same sentence?

@ the jack russel  FTLOG!!!
Fenix14
scout rush kekeke ^___^
+116|7004|Brisbane, Aus

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began
cops wanted in on the action?

Whats with all these stupid reports of aussies atm, we're not that stupid...



well nvm
Benzin
Member
+576|6446
Honestly, they wanted to get him out of the car? Leave the guy alone. He's not hurting anyone.

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