BF2S Forums Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce

Poseidon wrote:

Meh. That'd probably be nothing for me. You ever been to Buffalo Wild Wings? I can down several of their hottest flavored wings with no problem.

Hot sauce is the greatest shit on earth. And Vermont Atomic Habanero = win.

I could probably drink the stuff that made you cry. I'm a TRUE Mexican and or my sense of taste is lame!

Fixed for you.

SgtHeihn wrote:

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

Try some of this.
Blair's 16 Million Reserve
Scoville Units: 16 Million
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9656 … ionbl3.jpg

Did you read the reviews on this stuff?

User Review:

"I bought some of this and I put three flecks in a large bowl of chili. Of course my mouth felt like it was going to dissolve and my eyes were watering, but then the pain hit my stomach. I felt this intense burning then I started ***** large amounts of blood. Right when this happened my eyes started pouring with tears and then I started vomiting at first it was chili, but then I started vomiting blood also. My girlfriend woke me up when she got home about 2 hours from when I first went into the bathroom. I woke up on the floor covered in blood, *****, and vomit. I was rushed to the hospital and at the time I really didn't even remember what had happened. Apprently I tore something in the lining of my stomach and I have been on a restricted diet ever since. All I can say is be careful with this it really can kill you."

LOL?

FUCK.

SgtHeihn wrote:

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

Try some of this.
Blair's 16 Million Reserve
Scoville Units: 16 Million
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9656 … ionbl3.jpg

Did you read the reviews on this stuff?

User Review:

"I bought some of this and I put three flecks in a large bowl of chili. Of course my mouth felt like it was going to dissolve and my eyes were watering, but then the pain hit my stomach. I felt this intense burning then I started ***** large amounts of blood. Right when this happened my eyes started pouring with tears and then I started vomiting at first it was chili, but then I started vomiting blood also. My girlfriend woke me up when she got home about 2 hours from when I first went into the bathroom. I woke up on the floor covered in blood, *****, and vomit. I was rushed to the hospital and at the time I really didn't even remember what had happened. Apprently I tore something in the lining of my stomach and I have been on a restricted diet ever since. All I can say is be careful with this it really can kill you."

LOL?

What is *****? lol?

Who here makes their own hot sauce?

Kaosdad wrote:

Oh, and why did all of this happen????  A previous patron put a bottle of Dave's in the place of my XXX.  Damn him.  Damn him to hell.

So, I'm curious, are the bottles on the wall not labeled or did you grab the wrong bottle and not notice that it was a completely different sauce as you grabbed, opened and poured it?

Home wrote:

Dave's is hot as hell. One drop in a whole pot of chili makes it so hot that you can't even taste the chili, it's not even good. Basically only exists for the novelty of pranks and feeling hell in your mouth. Or at least that's how I use it.

You're from WA, so your opinion on hot doesn't count.  Wussiest state I ever lived in.

Just for fun.  Found it here: http://www.ushotstuff.com/Heat.Scale.htm More fun info on their site.

Scoville Units 
Chile Pepper / Heat Range 

Sweet Bell 0 
Sweet Banana 0 
Pimento 0 
Cherry 00 ~ 500 
Pepperoncini 100 ~ 500 
Sonora 300 ~ 600 
El-Paso 500 ~ 700 
Santa Fe Grande 500 ~ 750 
NuMex R Naky 500 ~ 1,000 
Coronado 700 ~ 1,000 
TAM Mild Jalapeno 1,000 ~ 1,500 
New Mexico 6-4 1,000 ~ 1,500 
Espanola 1,000 ~ 2,000 
Poblano 1,000 ~ 2,000 
Ancho 1,000 ~ 2,000 
Mulato 1,000 ~ 2,000 
Pasilla 1,000 ~ 2,000 
Anaheim 500 ~ 2,500 
Sandia 500 ~ 2,500 
NuMex Big Jim 1,500 ~ 2,500 
Rocotillo 1,500 ~ 2,500 
Pulla 700 ~ 3,000 
NuMex Joe E. Parker 1,500 ~ 3,000 
Bulgarian Carrot 2,000 ~ 5,000 
Mirasol 2,500 ~ 5,000 
Guajillo 2,500 ~ 5,000 
Jalapeno 2,500 ~ 8,000 
Chipolte 5,000 ~ 8,000 
Long Thick Cayenne 6,000 ~ 8,500 
Hot Wax 5,000 ~ 9,000 
Puya 5,000 ~ 10,000 
Hidalgo 6,000 ~ 17,000 
Aji Escabeche 12,000 ~ 17,000 
Serrano 8,000 ~ 22,000 
Manzano 12,000 ~ 30,000 
Shipkas 12,000 ~ 30,000 
NuMex Barker's Hot 15,000 ~ 30,000 
De Arbol 15,000 ~ 30,000 
Jaloro 30,000 ~ 50,000 
Aji 30,000 ~ 50,000 
Tabasco 30,000 ~ 50,000 
Cayenne 30,000 ~ 50,000 
Santaka 40,000 ~ 50,000 
Super Chile 40,000 ~ 50,000 
Piquin 40,000 ~ 58,000 
NuMex XX Hot 60,000 ~ 70,000 
Yatsafusa 50,000 ~ 75,000 
Red Amazon 55,000 ~ 75,000 
Haimen 70,000 ~ 80,000 
Chiltecpin 60,000 ~ 85,000 
Thai 50,000 ~ 100,000 
\  Merah 85,000 ~ 100,000 
Tabiche 85,000 ~ 115,000 
Bahamian 95,000 ~ 110,000 
Carolina Cayenne 100,000 ~ 125,000 
Kumataka 125,000 ~ 150,000 
Bahamian 125,000 ~ 300,000 
Jamaican Hot 100,000 ~ 200,000 
Birds Eye 100,000 ~ 225,000 
Tepin (Wild) 100,000 ~ 265,000 
Datil 1,000 ~ 300,000 
Devil Toung 125,000 ~ 325,000 
Fatalii 125,000 ~ 325,000 
Orange Habanero 150,000 ~ 325,000 
Scotch Bonnet 150,000 ~ 325,000 
TigrePaw-NR 265,000 ~ 348,000 
Rocoto / Manzano 225,000 ~ 350,000 
Caribbean Red 120,000 ~ 400,000 
Choclate Habanero 325,000 ~ 425,000 
Red Savina Habanero 350,000 ~ 575,000 
Dorset Naga 800,000 ~ 900,000 
Naga Jolokia 800,000 ~ 1,041,000 
Common Pepper Spray 2-3,000,000 
Police Grade Spray 5,300,000  ---> I have been sprayed by this stuff directly in the eyes.  After gettting sprayed I asked for some hot wings.
Homodihydrocapsaicin 8,600,000 
Nordihydrocapsaicin 9,100,000 
Pure Capsaicin  15-16,000,000

Really good read, feel bad for you though..

Bajan Hot Pepper Sauce is pretty fucking hot if you can get your hands on it.

At the place I used to work at we used to put that in the Stupid Hot wing sauce.
It was 1 drop for every 10 litres or regular sauce

Kaosdad wrote:

Defiance wrote:

Kaosdad wrote:

Oh, and why did all of this happen????  A previous patron put a bottle of Dave's in the place of my XXX.  Damn him.  Damn him to hell.

So, I'm curious, are the bottles on the wall not labeled or did you grab the wrong bottle and not notice that it was a completely different sauce as you grabbed, opened and poured it?

I'm sorry I did not keep up with this, but my sone came home for t-giving and I'm now catching up.

The sauces at CTF are arranged on the wall by brand.  The bottle that Daves "ZOMFG YOU ARE GOING TO DIE" comes in is brown with a black top & a label.  My favorite sauce comes in a brown bottle with a black top & a label.  I am very careful about putting the bottle back where I got it.  Obviously, others are not.

Yes, I was VERY stupid for not reading the bottle.


Very, very STUPID.

Fair enough. If I picked up a similar looking bottle of something I was used to being in that spot, I may not have noticed either.

Mitch wrote:

You should be an author. You're good at story telling. Anyways, sucks for you. I stay away from anything that even looks like it might give me a stomach ache. Some people have a titanium gut. In comparison, i have a thin plastic gut. Fuck hotsauce. Fuck greasy food. Fuck stomach aches. Fuck diarrah. =\

(i swear if anyone recites the pepto bismal song i will pistol whip you.)

diarrah

Mitch wrote:

You should be an author. You're good at story telling. Anyways, sucks for you. I stay away from anything that even looks like it might give me a stomach ache. Some people have a titanium gut. In comparison, i have a thin plastic gut. Fuck hotsauce. Fuck greasy food. Fuck stomach aches. Fuck diarriah. =\

(i swear if anyone recites the pepto bismal song i will pistol whip you.)

nope, ya still missed it.