Now I will never find love )"

2008-11-23 16:38:18

#1

SealXo: Member; +309|6983

I got rejected from an online dating site ):!

Recently me and my girlfriend broke up after a long relationship . She said I was very rude and never paid attention to her and all I ever wanted from her was sex. Well clearly she was an idiot, what else was she good for? I then went though a long period of self reflection. So, after much contemplation, I decided to turn to online dating for love compatibility. And what do i get? I get rejected!

https://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o155/xXxTheDevilsRejectxXx/3054661240_1d157ff809.jpg

What do I do now?

2008-11-23 16:40:03

#2

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7068|London, England

lmfao

2008-11-23 16:43:40

#3

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7101

Stay away from ytmnd.

2008-11-23 16:47:14

#4

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7161|Purplicious Wisconsin

Lol, eHarmony is Christian run for your info, so don't be surprised that they did not like that answer.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-11-23 16:49:52

#5

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6164|Vancouver, BC, Canada

How does eHarmony work,

You fill out your "application" and an Admin reads it over?

2008-11-23 16:50:32

#6

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6892|The Land of Scott Walker

2008-11-23 16:51:54

#7

phishman420: Banned; +821|6128

Lulz.

2008-11-23 17:07:38

#8

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6379|CA

That is fucking awesome. GravyDan approves this message.

2008-11-23 17:07:54

#9

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6917

SealXo wrote:
Recently me and my girlfriend broke up after a long relationship . She said I was very rude and never paid attention to her and all I ever wanted from her was sex. Well clearly she was an idiot.

What do I do now?

Hahahahaha.

The application was just as priceless.

Last edited by Uzique (2008-11-23 17:08:49)

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2008-11-23 17:09:16

#10

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7189|FUCK UBISOFT

I seriously just laughed for 5 minuted straight at this thread.

Good job. +1.

2008-11-23 17:26:42

#11

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6999|Scotland

Fucking brilliant!

Lmao

2008-11-23 17:30:28

#12

Roc18: `; +655|6238|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

That joke is old but still funny

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2008-11-23 17:31:55

#13

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

TheDonkey wrote:
How does eHarmony work,

You fill out your "application" and an Admin reads it over?

They do a background check on you. Seriously.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2008-11-23 17:43:03

#14

JoshP: Banned; +176|6136|Notts, UK

lol'd

2008-11-23 17:49:54

#15

CrazeD: Member; +368|7120|Maine

TheDonkey wrote:
How does eHarmony work,

You fill out your "application" and an Admin reads it over?

Haven't you seen the Chemistry commercials?

"We don't know why eHarmony denies so many people...but we're here to pick up the rejects!"

2008-11-23 19:58:10

#16

SealXo: Member; +309|6983

my love life is no laughing matter!

2008-11-23 19:59:23

#17

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7092

phishman420 wrote:
Lulz.

2008-11-23 20:02:20

#18

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6934|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

I love how they say listen to testimonials from our most successful members. What does that mean, they hooked up once broke up and found another from your site?

That made me laugh hard Seal

2008-11-23 20:57:26