You could go all Paula Yates on her and grab the scarf and choke her, Shez make sure she got a 'safety trigger'.
Oh, right. That thing. Remember seeing it in another topic here that was about door banging that resulted in upsidaisy out you go.Mekstizzle wrote:
I'll be nice and not put it in [IMG] tags
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Fuck sake, don't listen to Skittles, 27, I haven't thought about rattling her, let alone done it.
And Skittles, stop making me look like a berk, especially when I'm in a lecture and unable to defend myself.
That's worse than shooting an unarmed man, bottling someone with their back to you, stealing candy from a baby etc etc.
Fuck.
And Skittles, stop making me look like a berk, especially when I'm in a lecture and unable to defend myself.
That's worse than shooting an unarmed man, bottling someone with their back to you, stealing candy from a baby etc etc.
Fuck.
fucks sake skittles
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
STAY OUT OF THIS TED
Oh ok then Shez well if you haven't, do you mind if I do?The Sheriff wrote:
Fuck sake, don't listen to Skittles, 27, I haven't thought about rattling her, let alone done it.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Be my guest. Be warned, she's a munter.1927 wrote:
Oh ok then Shez well if you haven't, do you mind if I do?The Sheriff wrote:
Fuck sake, don't listen to Skittles, 27, I haven't thought about rattling her, let alone done it.
it dosen't matter who she is or what she looks like...............The Sheriff wrote:
Be my guest. Be warned, she's a munter.1927 wrote:
Oh ok then Shez well if you haven't, do you mind if I do?The Sheriff wrote:
Fuck sake, don't listen to Skittles, 27, I haven't thought about rattling her, let alone done it.
I love my Mrs too much to even consider doing that.
She has just interupted this message to you to tell me I'm watching Father Christmas and his Reindeer on Sunday instead of watching the 1st (league) South Wales Derby for 20+ years.
It was just her and our kids along with the in-laws, she just realised I should be at some crimbo thing instead, so guess what. Im missing Swansea vs CARDIFF.
Thats fucking love that is ummm I mean control.
f''kin swansea wankers1927 wrote:
Im missing Swansea vs CARDIFF.
Fucking bastard cunting wanking father christmas and his piss poor effort of a fucking horse rudolph the fat cunt reindeer I was thinking. Along with Swansea gypo's.Mekstizzle wrote:
f''kin swansea wankers1927 wrote:
Im missing Swansea vs CARDIFF.
Bloody caravaners better get twatted by the bluebirds
It deserves a thread of its own. I'll make it tomorrow.The Sheriff wrote:
Bloody caravaners better get twatted by the bluebirds
What just happened here..?
You gave up on the pageant so we have to occupy ourselves, it's all your fault Marc, all your fault.FFLink13 wrote:
What just happened here..?
All his fault. tut tut tutThe Sheriff wrote:
You gave up on the pageant so we have to occupy ourselves, it's all your fault Marc, all your fault.FFLink13 wrote:
What just happened here..?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I hope it actually happens, the aquirement of course.