Urban Dictionary Examples = hilarious

2008-11-28 08:28:37

#1

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7131|West Yorkshire, U.K

I love some of the examples after definitions on Urban Dictionary... they do make me

One of my favourites

Nigga

a word a white person can NEVER say while a black person is present or they will be beat down. but they say it with fellow white people
White person A: yo nigga
White person B: *looks around*
White person A: there none around i checked already
White person B: well in that case, fo shizzle my nizzle niggaaaa.Post yours!

^{Mod's i'm not promoting racism, I am laughing at the way white people react}

2008-11-28 09:06:44

#2

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6940|N. Ireland

Dawnload

Downloading through the night. Made up by our super IRC team whizzes...zz

2008-11-28 09:13:22

#3

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6916

kylef wrote:
Dawnload

Downloading through the night. Made up by our super IRC team whizzes...zz

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … awnloading

"I started dawnloading from (insert website with erotic content here).com only to in the morning notice that my ISP was down. Man, that bummed me out. I was ready with the tissue and all.."

2008-11-28 09:25:17

#4

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7138|Devon, England

NooBesT wrote:
kylef wrote:
Dawnload

Downloading through the night. Made up by our super IRC team whizzes...zz
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … awnloading

"I started dawnloading from (insert website with erotic content here).com only to in the morning notice that my ISP was down. Man, that bummed me out. I was ready with the tissue and all.."

Aha ha ha

2008-11-28 09:26:56

#5

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6862|Vienna

Vegetarian - A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.
^that was on main page...

Now 2 random ones:

Shuffle shame - is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played. (It happened to me few times )
I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.

Phantom Poo - When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

2008-11-28 09:39:27

#6

Brasso: member; +1,549|7077

someone define "bf2s". that should be fun.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-11-28 09:46:55

#7

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7138|Devon, England

pink or brown

Alternatively occasionally used to describe the colour of the nipples, which tend to be either pink or brown

1: Are yours pink or brown?
2: Pink. I think most peoples are pink
3: Aw no fair, mine are brown
1: haha shit nips

2008-11-28 09:47:57

#8

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7208

Kurazoo wrote:
^{Mod's i'm not promoting racism, I am laughing at the way white people react}[/b]

irony

2008-11-28 10:05:56

#9

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7131|West Yorkshire, U.K

usmarine wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
^{Mod's i'm not promoting racism, I am laughing at the way white people react}[/b]
irony

Oh yah

hehe

2008-11-28 10:21:34

#10

Kez: Member; +778|6150|London, UK

FFLink13 wrote:
pink or brown

Alternatively occasionally used to describe the colour of the nipples, which tend to be either pink or brown

1: Are yours pink or brown?
2: Pink. I think most peoples are pink
3: Aw no fair, mine are brown
1: haha shit nips

ROFL

2008-11-28 11:07:35

#11

Whiplash: Future Aviator; +40|6227|Central Texas

Alabama Hotpocket

2008-11-28 11:09:26

#12

Roc18: `; +655|6238|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

haffeysucks wrote:
someone define "bf2s". that should be fun.

lol there's a bf2s definition on there though.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … awnloading

wrote:
Dawnloading
Performing overnight large scale downloads (usually videoclips of erotic content up to 25+Gb) that are to be viewed the next morning.

Origin: October 3rd on bf2s.com forums by usernames DonFck, NooBestFIN and {uscm}Jyden. A typo lead to interpretation of a word now known as "dawnloading"
"I started dawnloading from (insert website with erotic content here).com only to in the morning notice that my ISP was down. Man, that bummed me out. I was ready with the tissue and all.."

by DonFck Sep 23, 2008

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2008-11-28 11:10:37

#13

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6737|Éire

a Mr. Bond
A consistantly stubborn floater that refuses to flush, referring to the fictional British secret agent.

We meet again, Mr. Bond.

2008-11-28 11:16:42

#14

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|6295|one windy city

BULLSHIT GRINDER - A nothing grinder, also known as a do nothing grinder or a bullshit grinder, is a toy produced by regional woodworkers in New England, and is often sold in gift shops.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_grinder

2008-11-28 11:57:03

#15

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7131|West Yorkshire, U.K

Braddock wrote:
a Mr. Bond
A consistantly stubborn floater that refuses to flush, referring to the fictional British secret agent.

We meet again, Mr. Bond.

Thats a funny one

2008-11-28 12:24:02

#16

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6194|Croatia

smelly bridge

the bridge of skin that links between your balls and arse. also known as a taint or a barse
mmmm, lick my smelly bridge baby

Smelly Bridge

The area of skin between a man's anus and the base of his scrotum. This area is normally covered in pubic hair, is a deeper, richer colour than the skin found elsewhere on the body, and sweats profusely, quantifying the 'smelly' tag.

The smelly bridge is a very sensitive piece of equipment, and orgasms can be greatly enhanced with a quick flick of a finger or tongue between the arsehole and the sack just before ejaculation.

The biological term for the smelly bridge his perineum, though it is also known as 'The Dark Meat'.
"Don't wipe forwards man, you'll get shit all over your smelly bridge"

"Man, I've been on this exercise bike for over an hour. My smelly bridge must be redder than cajun hot sauce"

Chap 1 - "Hey man, I've started shaving my cock and ballsack, but you know, i jst don't know where to stop"

Chap 2 - "Well I always stop at the smelly bridge"

2008-11-28 14:06:32

#17

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7018|USA

blah wrote:
smelly bridge

the bridge of skin that links between your balls and arse. also known as a taint or a barse
mmmm, lick my smelly bridge baby
Smelly Bridge

The area of skin between a man's anus and the base of his scrotum. This area is normally covered in pubic hair, is a deeper, richer colour than the skin found elsewhere on the body, and sweats profusely, quantifying the 'smelly' tag.

The smelly bridge is a very sensitive piece of equipment, and orgasms can be greatly enhanced with a quick flick of a finger or tongue between the arsehole and the sack just before ejaculation.

The biological term for the smelly bridge his perineum, though it is also known as 'The Dark Meat'.
"Don't wipe forwards man, you'll get shit all over your smelly bridge"

"Man, I've been on this exercise bike for over an hour. My smelly bridge must be redder than cajun hot sauce"

Chap 1 - "Hey man, I've started shaving my cock and ballsack, but you know, i jst don't know where to stop"

Chap 2 - "Well I always stop at the smelly bridge"

thats called the gooch.

2008-11-28 14:42:07

#18

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7290|Alberta, Canada

Whiplash wrote:
Alabama Hotpocket

I remember that from middle school. Alaskan pipeline is better.

2008-11-28 15:09:56

#19

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6801|West NY

Urbandicktionary gets old...they've got sexual terms people just make up like people actually say it.
My friend showed me Tuesday night that they have a definition for nearly every Disney movie out there.

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kylef wrote:

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