Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6920|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Wo ist Slayer when you need him?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6600|what

jord wrote:

Does she have a swastika tattoo?
It'll be fun finding out.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7118|UK
she looks weird.

But i'll still do her.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

TheAussieReaper wrote:

jord wrote:

Does she have a swastika tattoo?
It'll be fun finding out.
What about a ..........nah no way. I like it here at bf2s and would like to stay at my virtual home. Hi Mod's, how are you all this fine day?
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7168|Sydney, Australia

1927 wrote:

Hi Mod's, how are you all this fine day?
It's 10:45.


P.M.


/night



This thread is alright at the moment. Bonus points for the pic - for once we know what the fuck you are talking about.
hoplite :O
Member
+33|6082
Go for a swede
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

1927 wrote:

Hi Mod's, how are you all this fine day?
It's 10:45.


P.M.


/night



This thread is alright at the moment. Bonus points for the pic - for once we know what the fuck you are talking about.
Without the help of my translator Sherrif.

I'm gutted on two fronts.

1. I am no longer bf2s Agony Uncle along with Alpha.
2.  We don't have a seperate section for Girl/boy help (remain open minded, Im sure a few members here are fruits)  I offer to run that section myself as to not burden you mods with more work.  Theres a few of us 'older' members here who would do a cracking job helping the 'Young Guns' get some...or getting rid of some.

Every time I have posted here saying stuff like 'My mouse don't work' I have recieved copius amounts of help (copius=lots, if anyones wandering, when spelt correctly of course) and I love being able to help the kids who helped me.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7096

The fact that you read her horoscope to find stuff out about her means you should probably give up on girls altogether, and kill yourself.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ghettoperson wrote:

The fact that you read her horoscope to find stuff out about her means you should probably give up on girls altogether, and kill yourself.
Dangerous shit that horoscope stuff, dont go reading it or you will try and force the things to happen or become upset when they don't.

Im Cancer - You know the one, sign of crabs.
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:

I love being able to help the kids who helped me.
Yeah I get ya...
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:

1927 wrote:

I love being able to help the kids who helped me.
Yeah I get ya...
Not so easy nowadays, twats still wont let me have the Ice Cream van back and now they keep rejecting my Scout Leader application.  I cant even pick up an evening job as Santa down the local grotty.

Oh well, swimming instructor it is then.
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:

jord wrote:

1927 wrote:

I love being able to help the kids who helped me.
Yeah I get ya...
Not so easy nowadays, twats still wont let me have the Ice Cream van back and now they keep rejecting my Scout Leader application.  I cant even pick up an evening job as Santa down the local grotty.

Oh well, swimming instructor it is then.
Applying to the clergy did wonders for me!
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6998|Scotland
Go out on a date with her, see how you actually get on with her. Actually turn down sex if she offers to see if she keeps going out with you, as someone said ask her friends what she thinks of you.

Just try to be nice and show you might be interested without getting attached in anyway if it works out she is like that. She does look very hot by the way.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7096

White-Fusion wrote:

Go out on a date with her, see how you actually get on with her. Actually turn down sex if she offers to see if she keeps going out with you, as someone said ask her friends what she thinks of you.

Just try to be nice and show you might be interested without getting attached in anyway if it works out she is like that. She does look very hot by the way.
You do realise what you said don't you? You told a 15/16/17ish year old boy to turn down sex. That's never going to happen. Ever.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ghettoperson wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Go out on a date with her, see how you actually get on with her. Actually turn down sex if she offers to see if she keeps going out with you, as someone said ask her friends what she thinks of you.

Just try to be nice and show you might be interested without getting attached in anyway if it works out she is like that. She does look very hot by the way.
You do realise what you said don't you? You told a 15/16/17ish year old boy to turn down sex. That's never going to happen. Ever.
What you should say then is: Nail it like ya life depends on it.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6998|Scotland

ghettoperson wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Go out on a date with her, see how you actually get on with her. Actually turn down sex if she offers to see if she keeps going out with you, as someone said ask her friends what she thinks of you.

Just try to be nice and show you might be interested without getting attached in anyway if it works out she is like that. She does look very hot by the way.
You do realise what you said don't you? You told a 15/16/17ish year old boy to turn down sex. That's never going to happen. Ever.
I thought doomed was like 20 odd

Ah well hit it like the fist of an angry god, she is hot. Does hooking up in America mean sleeping with? that might make sense.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7068|London, England

jord wrote:

Does she have a swastika tattoo?
She's German not Indian











wat
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7096

White-Fusion wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Go out on a date with her, see how you actually get on with her. Actually turn down sex if she offers to see if she keeps going out with you, as someone said ask her friends what she thinks of you.

Just try to be nice and show you might be interested without getting attached in anyway if it works out she is like that. She does look very hot by the way.
You do realise what you said don't you? You told a 15/16/17ish year old boy to turn down sex. That's never going to happen. Ever.
I thought doomed was like 20 odd

Ah well hit it like the fist of an angry god, she is hot. Does hooking up in America mean sleeping with? that might make sense.
TBH, I have no idea. I'm just guessing given that he was asking this.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6947|so randum
ive done a german chick
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
phishman420
Banned
+821|6128
I hooked up with this German chick a few times. She was really sweet and easy to get along with. Too bad she was only here for a short amount of time (she was an exchange student). Good times.

https://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v335/33/79/1120560139/n1120560139_30251036_3001.jpg

On the left.

Last edited by phishman420 (2008-12-02 04:40:24)

ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7096

I would.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6885|King Of The Islands

ghettoperson wrote:

The fact that you read her horoscope to find stuff out about her means you should probably give up on girls altogether, and kill yourself.
Love + Health + Wealth = Happy.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I would flick the sand up that with my balls something stupid.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6998|Scotland
But that's... that's... my sister
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6900|The Twilight Zone
You will have sausage and beer supplies till you die. I say go for it.
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