They like poo.Im_Dooomed wrote:
Anyway, what should I know about German girls?
I am picking up SKANK vibes from the girl with the green hair, maybe you should hit that instead.
Maybe that's more to do with the genre of porn you're into.Ultimatrox wrote:
After many days of porn watching, most german chicks seem to be into anal, that's all i know
Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-12-02 15:00:48)
don't mention the war
oug wrote:
All I can say is this.
Assumptions about her personality ain't gonna help you.
Generalizations based on nationality ain't gonna help you.
And for fucks sake the goddamn horoscope ain't gonna help you.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
no time to think, just do it already!
lmao, dude I'm 23, and I'm a man. I wouldn't consider sex on the first date anyway, then I know she's a slut, or I'm just that damn attractive? I know I can be pretty sauve if I want to. I was at a Hooka bar with her and 4 friends Saturday night, and one guy from Holland said I looked like a rich Italian guy slicked hair and shitghettoperson wrote:
You do realise what you said don't you? You told a 15/16/17ish year old boy to turn down sex. That's never going to happen. Ever.
Anyway, I told her about a nice local Italian joint and asked if she'd like to have dinner with me sometime. She agreed, so we'll finally have a chance to get to know each other.
You're right Fusion <3White-Fusion wrote:
I thought doomed was like 20 odd
Ah well hit it like the fist of an angry god, she is hot. Does hooking up in America mean sleeping with? that might make sense.
Ya, well, I'm not sure WHAT I might do when we come home...To be honest, I tend to give into my impulses...
creative...Very creative. +TheAussieReaper wrote:
What's up with these google ads?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/r … lead-1.png
Nice. Ya, I'm in the same boat. But her visa expires in a few years and she says she really likes it here so, here's hopingphishman420 wrote:
I hooked up with this German chick a few times. She was really sweet and easy to get along with. Too bad she was only here for a short amount of time (she was an exchange student). Good times.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 6_3001.jpg
On the left.
Another benefit!! I like her cause she loves beer, and I've been giving her some tastes of American craft beers. (New Belgium, Dogfish Head, Flying Dog, Boulevard, Point Brewery...).Sup wrote:
You will have sausage and beer supplies till you die. I say go for it.
Maybe if dinner doesn't work out, Ill give the Ms. Hulk a call.loubot wrote:
I am picking up SKANK vibes from the girl with the green hair, maybe you should hit that instead.
I'm gettin the impression I SHOULDN'T say this to her...Translation plz, ja?max wrote:
"Du bist fett. Verlier ein wenig Gewicht du Fettarsch"
And about the Horoscope..OK OK, i get it. It's voodoo and you all think it's silly
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
hit it and quit it
You're fat. Loose some weight fatass. Yeah, TY didn't give me a lot to work withIm_Dooomed wrote:
I'm gettin the impression I SHOULDN'T say this to her...Translation plz, ja?max wrote:
"Du bist fett. Verlier ein wenig Gewicht du Fettarsch"
I would have gone for the classic.
He, Schlampe, beweg deinen Fettarsch hier rüber und blas mir einen!
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
lulzjord wrote:
Does she have a swastika tattoo?
u winphishman420 wrote:
I hooked up with this German chick a few times. She was really sweet and easy to get along with. Too bad she was only here for a short amount of time (she was an exchange student). Good times.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 6_3001.jpg
On the left.
lol
the other girl (the one this thread is about) is ugly
no offense to you doomed :p
Both hot, with an MP40 in her hands would be win for sure.phishman420 wrote:
I hooked up with this German chick a few times. She was really sweet and easy to get along with. Too bad she was only here for a short amount of time (she was an exchange student). Good times.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 6_3001.jpg
On the left.
lol? Post a pic of ur girl friend holdin up a sign saying, "GCFC dreams 2 much"GCFC wrote:
the other girl (the one this thread is about) is ugly
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
My bad, I just assumed if you were asking for girl advice on here you were fairly young.Im_Dooomed wrote:
lmao, dude I'm 23, and I'm a man. I wouldn't consider sex on the first date anyway, then I know she's a slut, or I'm just that damn attractive? I know I can be pretty sauve if I want to. I was at a Hooka bar with her and 4 friends Saturday night, and one guy from Holland said I looked like a rich Italian guy slicked hair and shitghettoperson wrote:
You do realise what you said don't you? You told a 15/16/17ish year old boy to turn down sex. That's never going to happen. Ever.
Anyway, I told her about a nice local Italian joint and asked if she'd like to have dinner with me sometime. She agreed, so we'll finally have a chance to get to know each other.You're right Fusion <3White-Fusion wrote:
I thought doomed was like 20 odd
Ah well hit it like the fist of an angry god, she is hot. Does hooking up in America mean sleeping with? that might make sense.
Ya, well, I'm not sure WHAT I might do when we come home...To be honest, I tend to give into my impulses...creative...Very creative. +TheAussieReaper wrote:
What's up with these google ads?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/r … lead-1.pngNice. Ya, I'm in the same boat. But her visa expires in a few years and she says she really likes it here so, here's hopingphishman420 wrote:
I hooked up with this German chick a few times. She was really sweet and easy to get along with. Too bad she was only here for a short amount of time (she was an exchange student). Good times.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 6_3001.jpg
On the left.Another benefit!! I like her cause she loves beer, and I've been giving her some tastes of American craft beers. (New Belgium, Dogfish Head, Flying Dog, Boulevard, Point Brewery...).Sup wrote:
You will have sausage and beer supplies till you die. I say go for it.Maybe if dinner doesn't work out, Ill give the Ms. Hulk a call.loubot wrote:
I am picking up SKANK vibes from the girl with the green hair, maybe you should hit that instead.I'm gettin the impression I SHOULDN'T say this to her...Translation plz, ja?max wrote:
"Du bist fett. Verlier ein wenig Gewicht du Fettarsch"
And about the Horoscope..OK OK, i get it. It's voodoo and you all think it's silly
Well, not exactly 'girl advice' because I'm aware of all the other threads made for that reason. I was mainly wondering if there are a few things to know about Germanic chicks in particular tbh.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
she's cute and has a nice shape I'll tell you that.