Nuh uh, one or the other matemkxiii wrote:
south and north are both in England....therefore both are teh awsm...
...nuf sed
DrunkFace wrote:
Was that meant to be good?
This is how you tell that America has had it's influence on jolly old England. When they run out of people to fight with, they start in on themselves.Gooners wrote:
Nuh uh, one or the other matemkxiii wrote:
south and north are both in England....therefore both are teh awsm...
...nuf sed
I love the whole world,
And all it's sights and things,
Boom de ya da, boom de ya da...
Edit: Oh, Muse is from the south, no?
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Teignmouth I think, a nice little village in the South-West, quaint little fishing placeDefiance wrote:
This is how you tell that America has had it's influence on jolly old England. When they run out of people to fight with, they start in on themselves.Gooners wrote:
Nuh uh, one or the other matemkxiii wrote:
south and north are both in England....therefore both are teh awsm...
...nuf sed
I love the whole world,
And all it's sights and things,
Boom de ya da, boom de ya da...
Edit: Oh, Muse is from the south, no?
And the Norf vs Saaf debate has existed for longer than your baby little nation!
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Looks like baby beat the shit out of mommy and daddy. What say you to that you little pussies?
We don't say anything to it because it's inconsequential, we're arguing an age-old debate.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Looks like baby beat the shit out of mommy and daddy. What say you to that you little pussies?
So fuck off ya yankee doodle bastard.
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jesus...just have a civil war already. or a footy match. same thing most of the time anyway.
lolusmarine wrote:
jesus...just have a civil war already. or a footy match. same thing most of the time anyway.
it'd be what, the tenth one we've had?
It's time for the east vs west of the country debate tbh.
D'Ya know what i mean?
ok, south, because i live thereGooners wrote:
Nuh uh, one or the other matemkxiii wrote:
south and north are both in England....therefore both are teh awsm...
...nuf sed
I just gotta say that I love this whole North Vs. South thing. I think of a couple of blokes in bowler hats with pristine groomed moustaches sitting around at afternoon tea:
Bloke #1: "I dare say, these common southerners are quite inadequate in the gentlemanly sport of football."
Bloke #2: (Sprays a fine mist of Earl Gray from his mouth) "Commoners!?! Such malarkey is unequivocally the pinnacle of your balderdash!"
Bloke #1: (Drops his crumpet in utter shock) "I demand, good sir, that you retract your statement!"
Bloke #2: "I shalln't yield to your utter buffoonery! I have a right mind to bid you...good day!"
Bloke #1: "Well, a good day to you!" (Turns his back in disgust)
Bloke #2: "Yes, a good day it is, then!" (Turns his back)
Bloke #1: "Perhaps my musings were in poor taste, and my temper rather brash. I beg your pardon."
Bloke #2: "As was my previous conduct undeniably barbaric. I too, beg pardon."
Bloke #1: "The it is indeed settled. Such a lofty dispute has rendered my quite thirsty. What say you to a pint at the local pub, old chap?"
Bloke #2: "A pint it shall be then! Then off to the bath house, were we shall fornicate in a gay manner."
Bloke #1: "Splendid! Quite splendid, indeed."
Bloke #1: "I dare say, these common southerners are quite inadequate in the gentlemanly sport of football."
Bloke #2: (Sprays a fine mist of Earl Gray from his mouth) "Commoners!?! Such malarkey is unequivocally the pinnacle of your balderdash!"
Bloke #1: (Drops his crumpet in utter shock) "I demand, good sir, that you retract your statement!"
Bloke #2: "I shalln't yield to your utter buffoonery! I have a right mind to bid you...good day!"
Bloke #1: "Well, a good day to you!" (Turns his back in disgust)
Bloke #2: "Yes, a good day it is, then!" (Turns his back)
Bloke #1: "Perhaps my musings were in poor taste, and my temper rather brash. I beg your pardon."
Bloke #2: "As was my previous conduct undeniably barbaric. I too, beg pardon."
Bloke #1: "The it is indeed settled. Such a lofty dispute has rendered my quite thirsty. What say you to a pint at the local pub, old chap?"
Bloke #2: "A pint it shall be then! Then off to the bath house, were we shall fornicate in a gay manner."
Bloke #1: "Splendid! Quite splendid, indeed."
Champagne Supernova is their only song.Snake wrote:
Champagne Supernova is their best song.
(meaning, all their songs sound the same (for the benefit of the slow northerners around here))
(a 'Supernova' is an exploding star (for the benefit of the uneducated southerners around here))
Inconsequential? Tell that to Tony Blair and his GWB ass-licking tongue.Uzique wrote:
We don't say anything to it because it's inconsequential, we're arguing an age-old debate.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Looks like baby beat the shit out of mommy and daddy. What say you to that you little pussies?
So fuck off ya yankee doodle bastard.
Here in big bad USA we had that debate (North vs. South) and settled it about 150 years ago. You prissy English are too pussy to fight over it so you take to the only form you know how - pointless arguing over tea and crumpets.
You got it the wrong way around, a Northerner can NEVER call a Southerner "common", it would be the ultimate irony.GravyDan wrote:
I just gotta say that I love this whole North Vs. South thing. I think of a couple of blokes in bowler hats with pristine groomed moustaches sitting around at afternoon tea:
Bloke #1: "I dare say, these common southerners are quite inadequate in the gentlemanly sport of football."
Bloke #2: (Sprays a fine mist of Earl Gray from his mouth) "Commoners!?! Such malarkey is unequivocally the pinnacle of your balderdash!"
Bloke #1: (Drops his crumpet in utter shock) "I demand, good sir, that you retract your statement!"
Bloke #2: "I shalln't yield to your utter buffoonery! I have a right mind to bid you...good day!"
Bloke #1: "Well, a good day to you!" (Turns his back in disgust)
Bloke #2: "Yes, a good day it is, then!" (Turns his back)
Bloke #1: "Perhaps my musings were in poor taste, and my temper rather brash. I beg your pardon."
Bloke #2: "As was my previous conduct undeniably barbaric. I too, beg pardon."
Bloke #1: "The it is indeed settled. Such a lofty dispute has rendered my quite thirsty. What say you to a pint at the local pub, old chap?"
Bloke #2: "A pint it shall be then! Then off to the bath house, were we shall fornicate in a gay manner."
Bloke #1: "Splendid! Quite splendid, indeed."
They are working class scum!
Tony who? Haven't heard of that guy for a loong while...Some Random Over-Argumentative Yankee Prick wrote:
Inconsequential? Tell that to Tony Blair and his GWB ass-licking tongue.
Here in big bad USA we had that debate (North vs. South) and settled it about 150 years ago. You prissy English are too pussy to fight over it so you take to the only form you know how - pointless arguing over tea and crumpets.
And of course we're not going to fight over the debate, it's friendly banter and small rivalries, you dumb prick. For a start, our well-cultured southerners aren't narrowminded inbred slave-owners, and our Northerners aren't hypocritical self-righteous God suckers and Euro-outcasts. And yes, I sure am ashamed that we're too "pussy" to kill each other on a mass scale simply because of small, friendly dispute . If only we were man enough *cough* forwardslash fucking stupid enough to kill our own countrymen!
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Sounds like I ruffled someone's petticoat.Uzique wrote:
Tony who? Haven't heard of that guy for a loong while...Some Random Over-Argumentative Yankee Prick wrote:
Inconsequential? Tell that to Tony Blair and his GWB ass-licking tongue.
Here in big bad USA we had that debate (North vs. South) and settled it about 150 years ago. You prissy English are too pussy to fight over it so you take to the only form you know how - pointless arguing over tea and crumpets.
And of course we're not going to fight over the debate, it's friendly banter and small rivalries, you dumb prick. For a start, our well-cultured southerners aren't narrowminded inbred slave-owners, and our Northerners aren't hypocritical self-righteous God suckers and Euro-outcasts. And yes, I sure am ashamed that we're too "pussy" to kill each other on a mass scale simply because of small, friendly dispute . If only we were man enough *cough* forwardslash fucking stupid enough to kill our own countrymen!
I am not over-argumentative, just plain argumentative. I am not dumb either. Probably more intelligent than you, just less pretentious
This is still friendly banter right?
Yes, now fuck off with your un-pretentious quotes from 3 token intelligent people.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Sounds like I ruffled someone's petticoat.Uzique wrote:
Tony who? Haven't heard of that guy for a loong while...Some Random Over-Argumentative Yankee Prick wrote:
Inconsequential? Tell that to Tony Blair and his GWB ass-licking tongue.
Here in big bad USA we had that debate (North vs. South) and settled it about 150 years ago. You prissy English are too pussy to fight over it so you take to the only form you know how - pointless arguing over tea and crumpets.
And of course we're not going to fight over the debate, it's friendly banter and small rivalries, you dumb prick. For a start, our well-cultured southerners aren't narrowminded inbred slave-owners, and our Northerners aren't hypocritical self-righteous God suckers and Euro-outcasts. And yes, I sure am ashamed that we're too "pussy" to kill each other on a mass scale simply because of small, friendly dispute . If only we were man enough *cough* forwardslash fucking stupid enough to kill our own countrymen!
I am not over-argumentative, just plain argumentative. I am not dumb either. Probably more intelligent than you, just less pretentious
This is still friendly banter right?
You are more intelligent, you win. How can I compare to someone that thinks Tony Blair is still the Prime Minister of the UK?
What is it with you Americans - bitching about us "Eurofags" when we bring our comments into your discussions - but then imposing your own stupidity upon our affairs; as stupid as your damned leader, fuckin' Clinton.
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Where did I say Tony Blair was Prime Minister? For an English Major you seem to need lessons in comprehension and context. Maybe you haven't hit that part of the curriculum yet.
I don't bitch about Eurofags. Please don't lump me in the same pile of manure as my less-intelligent countrymen.
PS - USA is #1 AOK!
I don't bitch about Eurofags. Please don't lump me in the same pile of manure as my less-intelligent countrymen.
PS - USA is #1 AOK!
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Well, what was the relevance of mentioning him? Is that how you argue and start a debate, by being completely pointless? The keyword was "inconsequential". Anything to do with Tony Blair & Bush is exactly that. We're having a mock-argument about an age-old issue that we always enjoy friendly banter over, then you stroll in and politicize things unnecessarily-- with random throwbacks to Tony Blair, nonetheless. Astute intelligence there!
Bloody President Hoover, when will you guys learn.
Why wouldn't I lump you in a group with "less intelligent" countrymen? I guess you cannot rank 'modesty' next to 'unpretentious' in your list of amazing accolades. Every post you have made within the context of this thread has been dumb-as-shit, and totally nonsensical.
Bloody President Hoover, when will you guys learn.
Why wouldn't I lump you in a group with "less intelligent" countrymen? I guess you cannot rank 'modesty' next to 'unpretentious' in your list of amazing accolades. Every post you have made within the context of this thread has been dumb-as-shit, and totally nonsensical.
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We've had a civil war lol.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Inconsequential? Tell that to Tony Blair and his GWB ass-licking tongue.Uzique wrote:
We don't say anything to it because it's inconsequential, we're arguing an age-old debate.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Looks like baby beat the shit out of mommy and daddy. What say you to that you little pussies?
So fuck off ya yankee doodle bastard.
Here in big bad USA we had that debate (North vs. South) and settled it about 150 years ago. You prissy English are too pussy to fight over it so you take to the only form you know how - pointless arguing over tea and crumpets.
On a more important note:
South > North
Don't mention actual historical fact, it's confusing.SEREVENT wrote:
We've had a civil war lol.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Inconsequential? Tell that to Tony Blair and his GWB ass-licking tongue.Uzique wrote:
We don't say anything to it because it's inconsequential, we're arguing an age-old debate.
So fuck off ya yankee doodle bastard.
Here in big bad USA we had that debate (North vs. South) and settled it about 150 years ago. You prissy English are too pussy to fight over it so you take to the only form you know how - pointless arguing over tea and crumpets.
On a more important note:
South > North
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Northerners built the Sydney bridge since we're epic engineers.
northerners invented 'man'
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I dunno what the fuck you guys are talking about... But i love the song.
This thread is nonsensical. I thought it was understood that I wasn't being serious.Uzique wrote:
Well, what was the relevance of mentioning him? Is that how you argue and start a debate, by being completely pointless? The keyword was "inconsequential". Anything to do with Tony Blair & Bush is exactly that. We're having a mock-argument about an age-old issue that we always enjoy friendly banter over, then you stroll in and politicize things unnecessarily-- with random throwbacks to Tony Blair, nonetheless. Astute intelligence there!
Bloody President Hoover, when will you guys learn.
Why wouldn't I lump you in a group with "less intelligent" countrymen? I guess you cannot rank 'modesty' next to 'unpretentious' in your list of amazing accolades. Every post you have made within the context of this thread has been dumb-as-shit, and totally nonsensical.
Didn't know you would get butt hurt, sorry bro
The jibes and comments make sense to us Brits; how'd you like them apples... a thread that's exclusive in nature to Europeans, as opposed to a thread about Sarah Palin's left mingeflap (maybe you'll see wut i did thar!) designated for Yankee doodles.
I'm not butthurt, but your "harhar I can politicize a thread intelligently" attempt was an auto /facepalm fail. You could at least refer to Gordon Brown and make some incisive comment about his governance, commenting on Tony Blair was just redundant-- surprising for a hyper-intelligent intellectual.
I'm not butthurt, but your "harhar I can politicize a thread intelligently" attempt was an auto /facepalm fail. You could at least refer to Gordon Brown and make some incisive comment about his governance, commenting on Tony Blair was just redundant-- surprising for a hyper-intelligent intellectual.
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