Man Says God Ordered Him to Ram Vehicle at 100 Mph

2008-12-03 21:08:07

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7092

SAN ANTONIO — A man who rammed his truck into a woman's vehicle on a highway early Friday told authorities he crashed into her while going more than 100 mph because God told him "she needed to be taken off the road."

The truck rear-ended the car on U.S. Highway 281 and both vehicles spun across a median before coming to a stop along a barrier in the opposite lanes.

The drivers suffered only minor injuries.

"He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road," Bexar County Sheriff's Office spokesman Kyle Coleman said in the online edition of the San Antonio Express-News. "God must have been with them, 'cause any other time, the severity of this crash, it would have been a fatal."

The pickup driver did not tell police how the woman was driving. Police could not find evidence that alcohol or drugs were involved.

A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for the man.

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2008-12-03 21:10:09

#2

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6841|The Gem Saloon

i got married in bexar county

2008-12-03 21:10:47

#3

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7139

Lol. What happened to: God talked to you? Have my babies; teach me your ways; take my money!

x

2008-12-03 21:11:11

#4

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7092

Parker wrote:
i got married in bexar county

cool!

2008-12-03 21:18:49

#5

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6886|Brisbane, Australia

Seems like a good excuse. Might try it sometime.

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2008-12-03 21:20:14

#6

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6839|Southern California

She must have been going below the speed of traffic in the left lane... If I was god I would order people who did that to be rammed off the road...

2008-12-03 21:22:31

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{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|7206|San Antonio, Texas

Now the question is: How the heck did he get up to 100 MPH on 281? There's always too much traffic in the way.

2008-12-03 21:27:08

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Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6966|Adelaide, South Australia

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Now the question is: How the heck did he get up to 100 MPH on 281? There's always too much traffic in the way.

God did it.

2008-12-03 21:28:21

#9

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6669|Escea

A need for speed underground ad must have come on the radio voice by Morgan Freeman

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2008-12-03 22:30:51

#10

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6603|Vancouver | Canada

Videogames finally didn't do it.

2008-12-03 22:37:46

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The#1Spot: Member; +105|6986|byah

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Seems like a good excuse. Might try it sometime.

I would go though 50 + cars a week in city driving alone.

2008-12-03 22:45:40

#12

Defiance: Member; +438|7118

The rules of the road are a legal institution, not moral or religious. This guy should already be in the loony bin.

2008-12-03 23:45:13

#13

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7160|Purplicious Wisconsin

Lol, lame excuse

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-04 00:21:42

#14

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6733|eng

Yeah, ok.

#rekt

2008-12-04 03:29:21

#15

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7221|Noizyland

Now Death's going to be pissed and going to kill each and every one of the people who would have died in the massive pileup this woman would have caused and he'll do it in a number of creative and entertaining ways.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2008-12-04 03:36:34

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AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6599|what

Parker wrote:
i got married in bexar county

Did you ram your wife too because God told you?

2008-12-04 04:01:56

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Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6917

God told me he doesn't exist, and that this crazy redneck motherfucker is lying.

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2008-12-04 05:12:10

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loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7025|Columbus, OH

I believe him! Similar situation this morning, God told me to get two glazed doughnuts and a cup of coffee.....no wait that was my stomach.

2008-12-04 06:46:03

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Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6920|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hehe. Hilarious guy this "God" character.

2008-12-04 06:54:56

#20

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7090

Ty wrote:
Now Death's going to be pissed and going to kill each and every one of the people who would have died in the massive pileup this woman would have caused and he'll do it in a number of creative and entertaining ways.

2008-12-04 07:06:26