ajc wrote:
VERO BEACH, Fla. — A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
You can choke someone with a burger. Its a dangerous weapon.
In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face.
EDIT:
....that's what she said.smashed the cheeseburger into her face.
Last edited by CrazeD (2008-12-04 16:55:18)
I actually lol'd.
"EAT IT, BITCH!"
"EAT IT, BITCH!"
Is this the same guy that attacked his wife for making Macaroni and cheese?
I assault my girlfriend with my meat in her face quite a bit. Cut him some slack.
Need license for that burger.
*on a plane*: HES GOT A BURGER!!!!!111111111 TERRORIST!111111111
*on a plane*: HES GOT A BURGER!!!!!111111111 TERRORIST!111111111
you want some fries with that?
That's a lot of burgers right there.killer21 wrote:
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
lol. You guys are hilarious.
That saved 1000 people from a terrible death -suffocation with a burgerRyan wrote:
That's a lot of burgers right there.killer21 wrote:
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
.Sup wrote:
That saved 1000 people from a terrible death -suffocation with a burgerRyan wrote:
That's a lot of burgers right there.killer21 wrote:
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
*Look hes pointing at the new menu. Looks tasty.*CrazeD wrote:
.Sup wrote:
That saved 1000 people from a terrible death -suffocation with a burger http://rachelhenwood.files.wordpress.co … ds-kid.jpgRyan wrote:
That's a lot of burgers right there.
Can I have some mummy? Can I?? Pretty please.
But ofc dear, you must eat and grow so you will become a human crane!!11
So the bitch does not get fined for loitering?killer21 wrote:
ajc wrote:
VERO BEACH, Fla. — A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
I swear I saw this posted before
But whatever, it's better than all the fucking "LOL NORTH V. SOUTH UNITED KINGDOM STYLE" topics / discussions we've had recently.
But whatever, it's better than all the fucking "LOL NORTH V. SOUTH UNITED KINGDOM STYLE" topics / discussions we've had recently.
Fuck. Now I'm hungry.
skeet skeet, atleast ur not thirsty anymorephishman420 wrote:
Fuck. Now I'm hungry.
Damn a DV for smashing a sandwich in your GF's face... that shit is gonna fuck him for life. fucking pigs, squeezing the civies these days.
well maybe he shouldn't have smashed that sandwich<SS>SonderKommando wrote:
Damn a DV for smashing a sandwich in your GF's face... that shit is gonna fuck him for life. fucking pigs, squeezing the civies these days.
it obviously shows he has anger issues
first it's a sandwich, then it's a sledgehammer
You can't eat a sledgehammer, silly Hurricane.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
well maybe he shouldn't have smashed that sandwich<SS>SonderKommando wrote:
Damn a DV for smashing a sandwich in your GF's face... that shit is gonna fuck him for life. fucking pigs, squeezing the civies these days.
it obviously shows he has anger issues
first it's a sandwich, then it's a sledgehammer
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
i imagining him slapping her on the forhead with the flappy burger again and again and again and again and again and again.
Why waste a burger when you can just push her out of a moving car.
Cos it wasn't done before.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Why waste a burger when you can just push her out of a moving car.
que?.Sup wrote:
Cos it wasn't done before.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Why waste a burger when you can just push her out of a moving car.
.Sup wrote:
Cos it wasn't done before.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Why waste a burger when you can just push her out of a moving car.