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2008-12-04 06:33:13

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7190|Reality

I don't know if it has been said (but i hope so else I am gonna wonder about the adults posting) but any teenager's assertion that they can drive better than almost everyone else is not to be based on their high score on GTA IV or any other driving related game.

You. Don't. Know. Squat. There are good f%cking reasons why insurance rates are higher for people like you.

My brother in law (EMT) picked up what was left of a teenager from a bike crash and he still had the receipt in his jeans pocket dated the day before.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2008-12-04 07:15:56

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6736|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

<3 new york

see, this is why you get your permit during spring break, then learn to drive the summer right before you go away for college

2008-12-04 13:11:46

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6148|College Park, MD

Stubbee wrote:
I don't know if it has been said (but i hope so else I am gonna wonder about the adults posting) but any teenager's assertion that they can drive better than almost everyone else is not to be based on their high score on GTA IV or any other driving related game.

You. Don't. Know. Squat. There are good f%cking reasons why insurance rates are higher for people like you.

My brother in law (EMT) picked up what was left of a teenager from a bike crash and he still had the receipt in his jeans pocket dated the day before.

You can say fuck here

A few years ago a kid near my neighborhood got run over by a driver in the early morning ('round 6 or 7AM), kid was on the sidewalk. AFAIK the driver was drunk. Oh, and an adult.

@Nappy that's nice

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2008-12-05 07:56:13

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7190|Reality

Fuck <--- I said fuck there

Well then there are apples and oranges. Drunk drivers vs young drivers.
you start this thread by asking how to break laws to get your license. You give evidence against yourself as to why you shouldn't be driving. You judgment is impaired by your youth.

which other traffic related laws will you ignore in your arrogance?
ooo the stop sign has a white border, that means it is optional
or,
grr the guy in front is too slow so I will pass him on a solid yellow line
i could go on but you probably won't get the point anyway.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2008-12-05 13:05:07

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6148|College Park, MD

Stubbee wrote:
ooo the stop sign has a white border, that means it is optional
or,
grr the guy in front is too slow so I will pass him on a solid yellow line
i could go on but you probably won't get the point anyway.

Can't say I've ever done that, probably cause I have more intellectual power than a walnut.

Anyway you should be a bit less condescending. I'm funding your social security retirement... old man.

Come to think of it, the only rules I regularly break are:

Speed limits, if I'm on the beltway and everyone's going at least 65MPH even in the right lane

Stopping before the big fat white line at intersections (I sometimes overshoot and stop on the line)

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2008-12-05 13:06:19)

2008-12-05 13:14:08

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

2 months is really not a long time to wait for your license...

plus

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0808/543804.html

^you really dont have a choice

2008-12-05 13:16:01

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6148|College Park, MD

Schwarzelungen wrote:
2 months is really not a long time to wait for your license...

plus

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0808/543804.html

^you really dont have a choice

It sounds like she had some success for a while at least. If I just remain low-key and never bribe anyone else ever again, I'll be fine.

2008-12-05 13:17:06

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Schwarzelungen wrote:
2 months is really not a long time to wait for your license...

plus

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0808/543804.html

^you really dont have a choice
It sounds like she had some success for a while at least. If I just remain low-key and never bribe anyone else ever again, I'll be fine.

that sounds like a great idea

try it out and see what happens

2008-12-05 14:55:19

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6440|The pool

/begins boarding up house for FAILicane

Dont do it.

My flickr

2008-12-05 15:35:02

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6972|South Florida

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Stubbee wrote:
ooo the stop sign has a white border, that means it is optional
or,
grr the guy in front is too slow so I will pass him on a solid yellow line
i could go on but you probably won't get the point anyway.
Can't say I've ever done that, probably cause I have more intellectual power than a walnut.

Anyway you should be a bit less condescending. I'm funding your social security retirement... old man.

Come to think of it, the only rules I regularly break are:

Speed limits, if I'm on the beltway and everyone's going at least 65MPH even in the right lane

Stopping before the big fat white line at intersections (I sometimes overshoot and stop on the line)

Well that right there shows you haven't mastered the brakes.

That big fat white line is pretty important, in the next 2 months of walking you'll be doing try to count how many assholes illegally sit in the crosswalk because they didn't stop at the stop line. Or when you overshoot it and a tractor trailer is turning and has to stop because he can't make the turn without hitting you.

You shouldn't 'regularly break' rules.
I can't wait to see your post on here in about 2.5 months saying "I GOT A FUCKING TICKET AND MY LICENSE REVOKED TILL 18! NO FAIR, I WAS ONLY DOING 10MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT"

Im pretty sure D.C. has similar laws - if you get a ticket in a certain amount of time after your license is issued you get it revoked until a certain age.

Enough drivers die following every rule. Let's hope you lack of stopping control doesn't send you far enough into an intersection to hit another driver driving by.

Last edited by Mitch (2008-12-05 15:37:08)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-12-05 19:02:48

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6148|College Park, MD

Mitch wrote:
Im pretty sure D.C. has similar laws - if you get a ticket in a certain amount of time after your license is issued you get it revoked until a certain age.

negative

nice try though

and aren't you like 17 or 18 mitch? you're no F1 racer either.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2008-12-05 19:03:54)

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