He bailed on me..

2008-12-05 18:08:20

#151

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6976|Global Command

I believe the guy was afraid that you actually wanted to show him your scruggly muffer.
He didn't show up because first comes the scruggly muffer, then the late night phone calls, then the tears, the the need for cohabitation and joint checking, and finally a little bundle of joy that shats and bleats and blathers incessantly.
Oh, you'll also want him to get a vasectomy.

That's why he didn't call.

2008-12-05 18:14:28

#152

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

ATG wrote:
I believe the guy was afraid that you actually wanted to show him your scruggly muffer.
He didn't show up because first comes the scruggly muffer, then the late night phone calls, then the tears, the the need for cohabitation and joint checking, and finally a little bundle of joy that shats and bleats and blathers incessantly.
Oh, you'll also want him to get a vasectomy.

That's why he didn't call.

probably the best thing ive ever read...

and the most truthful.

to the OP...just remember that the only consistent factor in all of your disappointing relationships is you *i know...im a cynic*

2008-12-05 18:22:08

#153

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6600|what

Laura wrote:
- And why. Are guys. So. Evil.

pot kettle black

2008-12-05 18:30:25

#154

Rigid: Banned; +1|6071

dats a load of bs cut dat niggas dick str8 off

2008-12-05 18:38:22

#155

Laura: your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil; +149|6277|u fucking wot m8

ATG wrote:
I believe the guy was afraid that you actually wanted to show him your scruggly muffer.
He didn't show up because first comes the scruggly muffer, then the late night phone calls, then the tears, the the need for cohabitation and joint checking, and finally a little bundle of joy that shats and bleats and blathers incessantly.
Oh, you'll also want him to get a vasectomy.

That's why he didn't call.

I'll give him a vasectomy myself.

But I've dropped this now so..

Thanks guys =]

2008-12-05 18:42:29

#156

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

so who the hell is the OP anyway?

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2008-12-05 18:43:05

#157

jord: Member; +2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
so who the hell is the OP anyway?

Who the hell are you?

2008-12-05 18:45:34

#158

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7209

jord wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
so who the hell is the OP anyway?
Who the hell are you?

dolt

2008-12-05 18:47:15

#159

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6910|Tyne & Wear, England

He bailed cuz you're a slut.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-12-05 18:47:51

#160

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

jord wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
so who the hell is the OP anyway?
Who the hell are you?

hurricane

I'm just curious seein' as how this person appeared out of nowhere

and talks about this "Tony" guy as if we all fucking knew him

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2008-12-05 18:54:59

#161

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6789|Atlanta, Georgia

I bet if "I" posted about some tony guy, i wouldn't get half the amount of reply's...

2008-12-05 18:56:29

#162

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7118|UK

She normally posts in the BF2 section. I think she still plays the game.

First time I've heard of this tony guy too, the details are prob buried in the awesome thread that is AU chat.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-12-05 18:57:22

#163

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

NeXuS wrote:
I bet if "I" posted about some tony guy, i wouldn't get half the amount of reply's...

you aren't a girl though

further reason to believe that any images posted by a BF2ser of him and his 'girlfriend' are likely shopped.

2008-12-05 18:58:50

#164

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7118|UK

NeXuS wrote:
I bet if "I" posted about some tony guy, i wouldn't get half the amount of reply's...

cos then you'd be a bender and everyone will laugh at you.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-12-05 18:59:56

#165

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
further reason to believe that any images posted by a BF2ser of him and his 'girlfriend' are likely shopped.

not all of us are sad, pathetic 16 year olds

2008-12-05 19:01:07

#166

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

Schwarzelungen wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
further reason to believe that any images posted by a BF2ser of him and his 'girlfriend' are likely shopped.
not all of us are sad, pathetic 16 year olds

shouldn't you be in a retirement home you old piece of shit?

2008-12-05 19:02:58

#167

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Schwarzelungen wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
further reason to believe that any images posted by a BF2ser of him and his 'girlfriend' are likely shopped.
not all of us are sad, pathetic 16 year olds
shouldn't you be in a retirement home you old piece of shit?

good lord...if 23's old...

well...time to retire.

grow up turd

2008-12-05 19:05:09

#168

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6985|Long Island, New York

I honestly do find it funny how many people look down to 16/17 year olds when they're only like 22/23. Especially here. It's kind of funny.

Not directed at you Schwarzelungen. Hurricane just kinda reminded me.

@ the OP -

Or did he just want to get into my pants?

99% of guys are going to want to. You're really going to just have to realize that. It's just the way we are. What matters though is how much they're going to push for it.

A guy can deny it all he wants, but our primal instincts always hold true.

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2008-12-05 19:05:16

#169

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

Schwarzelungen wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Schwarzelungen wrote:

not all of us are sad, pathetic 16 year olds
shouldn't you be in a retirement home you old piece of shit?
good lord...if 23's old...

well...time to retire.

grow up turd

what the hell, you're only 23? the way you talk down to someone six years younger than you makes ya sound about 40 years older.

2008-12-05 19:08:19

#170

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7163

Poseidon wrote:
I honestly do find it funny how many people look down to 16/17 year olds when they're only like 22/23. Especially here. It's kind of funny.

Not directed at you Schwarzelungen. Hurricane just kinda reminded me.

@ the OP -

Or did he just want to get into my pants?
99% of guys are going to want to. You're really going to just have to realize that. It's just the way we are. What matters though is how much they're going to push for it.

A guy can deny it all he wants, but our primal instincts always hold true.

Replicate and survive.

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2008-12-05 19:09:08

#171

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Schwarzelungen wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:

shouldn't you be in a retirement home you old piece of shit?
good lord...if 23's old...

well...time to retire.

grow up turd
what the hell, you're only 23? the way you talk down to someone six years younger than you makes ya sound about 40 years older.

saying that anyone here who posts a pic of them and their "gf" is shopped is quite the assumption no?

2008-12-05 19:10:09

#172

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7161|Purplicious Wisconsin

NeXuS wrote:
I bet if "I" posted about some tony guy, i wouldn't get half the amount of reply's...

Well, like is said: This is the first time in bf2s history that a girl has asked for advice of her relationship. Normally the guys do this am I right?

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-05 19:11:36

#173

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

Schwarzelungen wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Schwarzelungen wrote:

good lord...if 23's old...

well...time to retire.

grow up turd
what the hell, you're only 23? the way you talk down to someone six years younger than you makes ya sound about 40 years older.
saying that anyone here who posts a pic of them and their "gf" is shopped is quite the assumption no?

i mean it's not like it was just tongue-in-cheek
that's totally impossible

2008-12-05 19:14:47

#174

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6743|Bloomington Indiana

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i mean it's not like it was just tongue-in-cheek
that's totally impossible

I wrote:
not all of us are sad, pathetic 16 year olds

apparently this wasnt either

2008-12-05 19:18:58

#175

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6149|College Park, MD

Schwarzelungen wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i mean it's not like it was just tongue-in-cheek
that's totally impossible
I wrote:
not all of us are sad, pathetic 16 year olds
apparently this wasnt either

given your attitude toward me in other threads, i assumed that wasn't tongue in cheek

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