CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6954
https://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/1337-1337/zombietools.png
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6984|Long Island, New York
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/osgood35nyi/zombietools.jpg

It's perfect. Think about it.

The STEYR AUG A3 is a reliable gun (from what I understand), can be modified, and would just be generally useful.

The Chainsaw is perfect if you've run out of ammo and only requires a little bit of gas

A STRYKER is both fast and can move from location to location...zombies would never be able to break through it and someone would be manning the gun from the inside.

MJOLNIR Armor...'nuff said.

Jason Statham... 'nuff said.

"Walk" kicks fucking ass and is a great pump up song.

Fort Jefferson is an abandoned fort being used at Dry Tortugas in the Keys, so it's both 1) surrounded by water 2) heavily armored.

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-12-07 09:43:28)

DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7128|Disaster Free Zone
https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4394/5yutyxjf8.jpg
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6577|Carnoustie MASSIF
https://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo196/cam__my/Zombie.jpg
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7136|Tampa Bay Florida
Okay well I'm sorry if this is cheating but Lost is coming back in January and I'm super excited and all and thought hey, the island would be a perfect place to hide from zombies.  So here goes.

https://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/Spearhead1944/5yutyx.jpg

I mean, come on, how can you beat that?
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6148|College Park, MD
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6788|Atlanta, Georgia
https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o76/merc4909/yea.jpg

Last edited by NeXuS (2008-12-07 12:24:26)

Dookie0119
Member
+43|6225
https://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp42/Dookie313/5yutyx.jpg

Owned.
hoplite :O
Member
+33|6082
The song is called 'The Heretic Anthem' not 'If you're 555 i'm 666'

Owned.
Dookie0119
Member
+43|6225

hoplite wrote:

The song is called 'The Heretic Anthem' not 'If you're 555 i'm 666'

Owned.
YES I KNOW THAT

Last edited by Dookie0119 (2008-12-07 12:48:12)

max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7014|NYC / Hamburg

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/nigelf/5yutyxcopy.png

Both guns are easy to obtain. Just walk to the closet and take them.
For my vehicle I'll use the party tank.
Who needs armor when you have an XKCD t-shirt?
Children of Bodom should put me in a nice killing mood.
As a sidekick I'll use lolis with guns. Great for both defense and recreational activities.
I'll just use my place as a stronghold; no need to move when this position is pretty easy to defend.
The last words need no further explanation. To everyone who as ever chatted to me will know ...
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6148|College Park, MD

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

who's the woman?
the lack of answers to this question disturbs me
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Stimey
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+786|6566|Ontario | Canada
https://i38.tinypic.com/2a8n3pi.jpg

Blades because they do not require ammo or reloading.
Horse does not require much fuel or hard to find fuel.
Business Suit for Pimp tbh.
Good Song.
Chuck Motherfucking Norris doesn't need ammo to kick ass.
A mountain (preferably base) for height advantage.
Hawaii is a desert island with a set number of people, after they are gone its home free.

I win.
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6915
https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182/DoctaStrangelove/5yutyx.jpg

Mk. 19 will pwnz0r0r enemies with 40mm shells

BFG9000 is the epitome of rape

The Flame Tank can brun through zombies and has heavy armor

The Tesla suit provides the best protection an infantryman can get and has built in anti-surface weapon systems

Scatman is the best song for murdering hordes of fools ever

The Shogun Excecutioner can kill > 9000 zombies with one Omega Wave-Force attack

Combie Citadel is all but impregnable and to confusing for zombies to navigate (though as a downside has many zombies already in it)

Sparta because there are conveniently located pits of death for me to push zombies into.

And LEEEEROOOOYYY JEEEENKIIINNNS! because LEEEEROOOOYYY JEEEENKIIINNNS!

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-12-07 13:49:22)

Reciprocity
Member
+721|7027|the dank(super) side of Oregon
https://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/mechanix202/5yutyx-1.jpg

Last edited by Reciprocity (2008-12-07 14:53:09)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6984|Long Island, New York
oh fuck

Doc Holliday

how did I not think of that

winnar
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7027|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Poseidon wrote:

Doc Holliday

how did I not think of that

winnar
he's my huckleberry.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7067|London, England
https://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spoon.jpg
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6915
https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182/DoctaStrangelove/zombielulz.jpg

Pop-gun because you need to be 18 to pwn a real gun in NY

Toy lightsaber because I have one in my desk somewhere

Row boat cuz zombies can't swim

Newspapers so I have something to read while I'm getting eaten

RickRoll so I can annoy the zombies as I just RickRoll'd them

The Stig because some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he is banned from the city of Chichester. All we know is... he's called The Stig

Shipping Container because it's private.

Wales so that I can gloat to Surgeon after he gets raeped.

And r u 4 sexes chat because maybe if I ask for sexes The Stig will finally say something to me.

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-12-07 13:54:55)

Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6838|fåking denmark
https://img178.imageshack.us/img178/575/zombietoolsga7.jpg
bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6432|Aus, Qld

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

who's the woman?
Pretty sure thats Miranda Kerr.
https://i.imgur.com/LGvbJjT.jpg
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7131|West Yorkshire, U.K
https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4135/lolpearqw4.jpg
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6947|so randum
ur a zombie tool
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Ioan92
Member
+337|6169


https://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1903/5yutyx1by4.jpg
bennisboy
Member
+829|7093|Poundland
Why is everyone going for snipers? You need to be trained in their use, plus if they are far enough away to use a sniper, theres no point in wasting ammo. I'd go fo r an AK and a samurai sword

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