1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
There are numerous threads here regarding what to buy that special one for xmas.  Special as in 'loved' not dribbles, foams at the mouth when angry and likes playing in the sand pit (much like my good self)

It might be only suitable to the UK but even so it should help US of A'ers, the 'strayians, Kiwi's, and Euro boys amongst us.

By now your prolly thinking ' Ahh fucking hell here he goes again' but have a look at this clever lil link Ive found elsewhere upon the world wide net backslash .com thing.

http://www.giftgen.co.uk/index-java.php?

Even if you havent grown pubes and thus, not old enough to have a bank card, it should still help in what to get people.  (Thats how I got my card btw, they wern't going to at first but in the end I promised to pull my pants back up and leave if I did, hey presto).

As usual I will delete this in arf an hour when loads of people start telling me 'Yeah yeah, old news, old man'.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7168|Sydney, Australia
That's pretty cool, tbfh.

max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7014|NYC / Hamburg

mcminty wrote:

That's pretty cool, tbfh.

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
It's helping me out.

Im off to the 'in laws' (as it would be) xmas day for dinner, known em for 23 years but even so, I'd like to get them something nice.

Im struggling with the Gf aswell.  She showed me her new jacket she bought herself yesterday, I cringed thinking 'Just stop doing this, thats another thing I can't get you now'.

Personally I don't like buying online, incase I have to send it back, the fact I won't be there when the postie tries delivering, so I will use the site for idea to go to certain shops.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6920|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hot sox and ski gloves for the woman? Umm... no wai unless I want to be without sex for the next year.

yeee yeee there are several options (some quite good actually), I know, but someone has to be negative
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6211|Belgium
A radio controlled tank came up for me, that's awsm.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jebus wrote:

A radio controlled tank came up for me, that's awsm.
Your Mrs, Mum, Nan, Mistress gonna love you xmas day mate.
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7131|West Yorkshire, U.K
or you could ask them what they want

Yes I'm an idiot.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ive just this minute come back with a potato peeler for mine and socks (Mrs).  Have a nice night fella's Im guaranteed to smash the pastie tonight after my genorosity.

Ahh but hold on. I did earlier today buy her flowers and a Chicargo Town Chocolate cake which you melt in the microwave.

None of the above is for Crimbo, its cos I fucking loves her I do she's the shiz (aswell as you Sherrif)

Last edited by 1927 (2008-12-09 08:55:56)

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