Give your relatives a "nutritious" "natural" meal this christmas!

A Word Of Warning [ No Rating ] 10 Dec 2008
by whatsthat onyourback
This was the book I'd been waiting for. I eagerly started creating and storing the ingredients for the trifle I was planning to serve in a month at my Grandparents Ruby anniversary - scaling up the measurements for the forty guests. However, when the time came to make the trifle I discovered my eyesight had faded so badly that I could no longer read the recipe. Suffice to say the end result of my blind culinary improvisation severely disappointed my guests at the end of an otherwise delicious meal.

To avoid embarrassment, be sure to memorise the recipes in this book before you start the preparation for catering at any large family gathering.

I nearly fell outta bed reading this....

2008-12-10 22:50:27

#5

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6603|Vancouver | Canada

That is fucking disgusting.

2008-12-10 22:52:21

#6

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6885|King Of The Islands

Wallpaper wrote:
Wtf!

*adds to bookmarks*

fixd4u

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-12-10 22:56:21

#7

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6917

"Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."

Just trying to get my head around that sentence took me quite a while.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2008-12-10 22:58:02

#8

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|7155|th3 unkn0wn

some_random_panda wrote:
Seriously, who even thinks of this?

Recipes?

Tell me something. What were you looking for when you came across your "find"??

2008-12-10 23:03:22

#9

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6837

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
some_random_panda wrote:
Seriously, who even thinks of this?

Recipes?
Tell me something. What were you looking for when you came across your "find"??

Collegehumor, actually, first link on right.

2008-12-10 23:06:53

#10

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6599|what

Animal semen or human?

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/awsm11.png

2008-12-10 23:09:51

#11

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6837

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Animal semen or human?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/r … awsm11.png

Thanks, my brain just shut down.

2008-12-10 23:11:17

#12

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6933|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Would it be Kosher if your Jewish?

2008-12-10 23:24:48

#13

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|7155|th3 unkn0wn

some_random_panda wrote:
Seriously, who even thinks of this?

Recipes?

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
Tell me something. What were you looking for when you came across your "find"??
http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlinks

First link.

Why, do you use google for that sort of stuff?

Niceee move ---> EDITING your post AFTER I'd posted my query

2008-12-10 23:26:52

#14

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6599|what

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
Niceee move ---> EDITING your post AFTER I'd posted my query

it was pretty obvious, considering he started the thread, that if he was replying to you he edited his post.

And it was pretty obvious that he did so to stop another dumb comment.

2008-12-10 23:29:29

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VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6838|Southern California

Wallpaper wrote:
Wtf!

*clears history and cookies*

You did that quick... you seem to have a lot of practice secretly reading about eating semen.

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