Mad Morning

2008-12-11 02:43:24

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6947|so randum

rite

So i had this presentation to do this morning for my lecture (9am), and it's compulsory - if it's a no-show, you fail the module

So, me being infinitley clever, i stayed up all last night watchin shameless on C4OD. Got to about 4 an i was like "fuck it ill jus stay awake, dander down, wing this shit then head to bed"

Was all goin grand, until a advert break came on bout half 7ish - an i just fell asleep

So, woke up at like 8.45, swore a fair bit, went from naked-dressed in like a minute, and sprinted out the door

found the nearest taxi, told him i had to get to uni in like 3 mins otherwise id fail the year (it's only a 6 min journey anyway, costs about £2)

so the mentalist (nice lad though) was pushin 70 down the malone road to get me to my lecture. only had a tenner on me, so through it him said "keep the change mate", and ran into my lecture, met my group then we did the pres right

its on some fucking unheard of clothing brand, an i knew fuck all about what i was doin, so just blagged the fuck for it...

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92% fuckers wheeeeeeeeeeeey!

so now im gna have a cig b4 i have a heart attack

thought youd all like to know xxx

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2008-12-11 02:45:14

#2

bennisboy: Member; +829|7093|Poundland

Lol, you joker.

Are you a first or second year?

2008-12-11 02:46:10

#3

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6947|so randum

bennisboy wrote:
Lol, you joker.

Are you a first or second year?

first, an i know my shit in general so i wasnt ever gna fail it - if i made it in on time

but they are strict on the compulsory stuff

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2008-12-11 02:46:16

#4

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6920|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Well done Teddy!

2008-12-11 02:47:58

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Get on Ted, ya obviously naturally gifted at clever shit my son.

Now I know why you got the Lucozade, btw, I have 2 sugars in my COFFEE, tea is for fucking poofs son, or people who are out of coffee, or cricket players.

Well done though on ya 92%, I reckon your the lad that will cure me of illness when I'm sixty years old.

2008-12-11 02:47:59

#6

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7212|Cambridge (UK)

What you studying?

2008-12-11 02:49:33

#7

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7197

Ahhh you crazy kids!

2008-12-11 02:49:52

#8

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6947|so randum

geography w/ paleoecology, and a nice lil side of german

an 27, dont be hatin on brews

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2008-12-11 02:52:35

#9

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|6196|شمال

Nice one

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...show me the schematic

2008-12-11 02:52:56

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:
geography w/ paleoecology, and a nice lil side of german

an 27, dont be hatin on brews

The only good things about a cuppa tea is if I make the Mrs one, Im gonna give her one, you can dunky buiscuits in them and you can add majic mushy's to it.

I do drink it, if Im outta coffee or having a arf time spliff during cricket in the summer. All the boys are eating sausage rolls and lil sarnies, cakes and melons, im out the way having a toke and a brew 'aaahhhhhhhhh smashing'.

2008-12-11 03:06:44

#11

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7012|England

Typical bloody students.

Nice one!

2008-12-11 03:30:31

#12

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Snake wrote:
Typical bloody students.

Nice one!

Well I dunno, this one has a £10 note, hands it over and says ' Keep the change' not only that he didnt buy a pot noodle in the other thread.

2008-12-11 03:46:45

#13

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7186|Comber, Northern Ireland

now let me get this straight....70mph down the malone road? at like 9am? in a taxi? i was driving down there yesterday morning and cudnt get above 30

and 27 you say TWO sugars in yur coffee? but tea is for poofs? lol sugar in your coffee is for poofs!

2008-12-11 03:51:46

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:
now let me get this straight....70mph down the malone road? at like 9am? in a taxi? i was driving down there yesterday morning and cudnt get above 30

and 27 you say TWO sugars in yur coffee? but tea is for poofs? lol sugar in your coffee is for poofs!

Errghh at Coffee with no sugars, you must think I'm 27 Norris or something. More like Norris from Rita's Cabin off Corrie mate.

I wouldnt even add Whiskey to my coffee.

Last night I trained the kids (Ie I dont actually do much running myself) on a frozen astro pitch, -2/3 wearing shorts, ccfc shirt and a hoodie, so a woofta I is not.

I am however keeping a rumbling shit inside me until the bogs here in work warm up a bit. I just given staff their xmas bonus and the cunts wont even go and sit on the seat and warm it up a bit for me 1st.

2008-12-11 04:00:25

#15

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7186|Comber, Northern Ireland

stick bog roll on the seat mate works a charm! do you own a company?

2008-12-11 04:02:04

#16

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:
stick bog roll on the seat mate works a charm! do you own a company?

Part own one with other family members.

I can't keep this up much longer, I'm touching cloth

2008-12-11 04:09:03

#17

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6769|Orrstrayleea

What a hacker

2008-12-11 04:22:24

#18

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6947|so randum

david363 wrote:
now let me get this straight....70mph down the malone road? at like 9am? in a taxi? i was driving down there yesterday morning and cudnt get above 30

and 27 you say TWO sugars in yur coffee? but tea is for poofs? lol sugar in your coffee is for poofs!

ja, lights clean green from spar to the ones 2nd after the bot, only hit stationary when we got to ulster bank!

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2008-12-11 04:48:03

#19

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:
stick bog roll on the seat mate works a charm! do you own a company?

Phew - I have just returned from a longer than expected session spray painting the 'Armitage Shanks'. I'm not in work tomorrow as it is (you'll have to get by without me) but I hope I aint coming down with something.

Im off for dinner now but might be buying some 'Burneeze' while I'm out, I wonder if it deals with 'Ring Sting'. Only had Fish and Chips for tea, shouldn't give me the white knuckle ride that I just had???

Spare a thought this aftrnoon for our cleaning lady Doreen. She only comes in once a week an its usually 2pm on a Thursday. Its quickly approaching 1pm and I have kindly kept the window shut and the radiator on in the shitter so its warm when she cleans in there. Poor Soul. Hope she's made a will.

Right Ive made room for dinner now.

2008-12-11 04:49:37

#20

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7012|England

1927 wrote:
Snake wrote:
Typical bloody students.

Nice one!
Well I dunno, this one has a £10 note, hands it over and says ' Keep the change' not only that he didnt buy a pot noodle in the other thread.

LOL, good point. Fixed

2008-12-11 05:00:08

#21

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6799|Troy, New York

I was doing my presentation and I was using my MX1000 and its like the best mouse ever.

2008-12-11 05:47:46

#22

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6947|so randum

h4hagen wrote:
I was doing my presentation and I was using my MX1000 and its like the best mouse ever.

new best friend

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2008-12-11 09:19:01

#23

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6683|Uk

FatherTed wrote:
So, me being infinitley clever, i stayed up all last night watchin shameless on C4OD.

well sort yourself out and stay up all night sexing me on COD4

2008-12-11 09:45:12

#24

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6940|N. Ireland

70 on the Malone Road? lol, that taxi driver was good to you

2008-12-11 09:47:28

#25

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6917

Yeah well, I hear they hand out Firsts like free syphilis tests over there in that crumhole!!!1111one

Nicely done .

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