he fayld speeling clas k????*Road in the ambulence for the first time
*Went to the hospitol for the first time (unscheduled)
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
My thread was 20x better than this
except your last part was a liejord wrote:
My thread was 20x better than this
the bit about virginity was toocowami wrote:
except your last part was a liejord wrote:
My thread was 20x better than this
And it is immortalized on the internet. His grand kids will be Googling something one day and this thread will come up.Uzique wrote:
You can add '*Lost my sense of decency' to that list as well it seems.Mitch wrote:
*Lost my virginity
*Had my first GOOD blowjob & handjob
*Had anal with a girl (Accident LOLOLOL)
Congratulations, anal at 16. Not sure that's one you'll be telling your grandchildren about over the Xmas dinner table.
Yes, because he's probably going to say anything about sex to his grandkids before they're teenagers. It wouldn't be right to talk about the vag kind to them either, but that oughtn't demonize either of them.Uzique wrote:
You can add '*Lost my sense of decency' to that list as well it seems.Mitch wrote:
*Lost my virginity
*Had my first GOOD blowjob & handjob
*Had anal with a girl (Accident LOLOLOL)
Congratulations, anal at 16. Not sure that's one you'll be telling your grandchildren about over the Xmas dinner table.
OP:
While anal is pretty dumb no matter what age you are, I guess it's better to get out all the dumb sexual experimentation shit young before he fucks up his "real relationships" (by the way, that's bullshit) by trying it on them.
who you want want to be and who you are are very different things. you can discover who you are at any age, but when you are younger its not often that something big happens that makes you think about your life enough to do itkiller21 wrote:
You're too young to discover who you really are. When you get out on your own and make your own money, this is when you will discover your true purpose...or who you want to be.
...during...SEREMAKER wrote:
did you discover yourself ....... before or after the anal incident
HAHAHHAHHAAGCFC wrote:
...during...SEREMAKER wrote:
did you discover yourself ....... before or after the anal incident
Holy shit!@! No one has ever done that before.Mitch wrote:
*Got my DRIVER LICENSE! (passed on first test)
Xblade-3o5- wrote:
HAHAHHAHHAAGCFC wrote:
...during...SEREMAKER wrote:
did you discover yourself ....... before or after the anal incident
jord's thread > this
tbh
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wat
Don't be mean, this is his opinion, on his 365 days.
But everyone else is entitles to theirs!
But everyone else is entitles to theirs!
Purpose of life is to end, so his purpose is to die.Zimmer wrote:
We have no purpose.killer21 wrote:
You're too young to discover who you really are. When you get out on your own and make your own money, this is when you will discover your true purpose...or who you want to be.
(im feeling emo today, like i was eating lunch and a housemate popped in and i told him "maybe its better to have never been happy, then you cant feel sad"...i fail)
How do you 'accidentally' have anal? Honestly, like "Oops didn't mean to stick that in there.. My bad"..?
Makes it sound like you thought it was a guy.Mitch wrote:
*Had anal with a girl (Accident LOLOLOL)
She was bending over and he just kind of fell in. It's the same way people accidentally have sex with animals.ParadoXic wrote:
How do you 'accidentally' have anal? Honestly, like "Oops didn't mean to stick that in there.. My bad"..?
Agreed. we have all misunderstood. It was an accident that he did it with a girl, it wasn't an accident that he did anal.TheAussieReaper wrote:
Makes it sound like you thought it was a guy.Mitch wrote:
*Had anal with a girl (Accident LOLOLOL)
how is this thread still open?
That's what they all say.ghettoperson wrote:
She was bending over and he just kind of fell in. It's the same way people accidentally have sex with animals.ParadoXic wrote:
How do you 'accidentally' have anal? Honestly, like "Oops didn't mean to stick that in there.. My bad"..?
Well I hope your not walking like John Wayne and she took it easy on you and you didnt swallow, infact you spat it in his face.Mitch wrote:
Well todays my bday. Yeah son. Seventeen!
What a year though, by far the most confusing yet progressive year of my life.
Things i've done this year:
*Lost my virginity
*Had my first GOOD blowjob & handjob
*Had anal with a girl (Accident LOLOLOL)
Happy Bday m8, its my Bday this Friday 17 also WHOHOO!!
17 was/still is the shittest year of my life.G.Cronin wrote:
Happy Bday m8, its my Bday this Friday 17 also WHOHOO!!
all that waiting to be 18.... Saturday here we come.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Loosing virginity with same sex doesn't really count as loosing it.
