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Dookie0119 wrote:

I scrolled down. And y'know what?

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1927 wrote:

I'd hit it, and hopefully this will help me:

HAI BABY - I ALSO HATE HATERS N HATING, IM MORE INTO DATING AND THEN MATING, WE CAN SKIP THE MOVIES AND THE FOOD AND I CAN PUT IT STR8 IN, KNOW WHAT IM SAYING.

RESPECK FOR YOU KNOWING WHAT YOU GOTTA DO - I LOOK FOR DAT IN A GURL, RESPECK FOR BEING A SOULJA SORRY TO READ YOUR RETARDED BUT RESPECK FOR OWNING UP, YOUR PICS MAKE ME WANT TO SALUTE TO YOU AND HAVE ME STOOD TO ATTENSHUN- SHOW ME UR STRYPES BABEZ AND I'LL PUT SOME MORE INTO YOUR SKINZ INNIT LOLZ.  IM ALSO WHYTE BUT IM DOWN WITH IT, MY BOYZZZZ CALLZ ME THE WHITE USHER, PEACE UP A TOWN, I'LL POT THE PINK BUT MIZZ THE BROWN.  YOU SUPRISE ME WHEN YOU SAY UR NOT A RUNNER YOU HAVE A GORGUS BODY AND THEY DONT COME FOR FREE.  I ALSO LIKE TO SPEND MY TIME AT THE GYM JUZ LIKE YOU.  GLAD UR NEVA A HOE AND UR NOT A BUSTDOWN, I WANNA ROLL YOU IN FLOUR AND GIVE YOU THE DUSTDOWN.  I NEVER WOULD FINK THAT THAT AZZ OF YOURS IS EZE 2 GET IN 2, QUITE THE OPP INFACT.

U HAVE SEXI NICCA'S BY THE LOOKS OF IT AND I WUDLOVE TO GET INTO THEM, THEY SHOULD FIT BY THE LOOKZ OF IT, JUST MAKE SURE THEY CLEAN BEFORE I PUT THEM ON AS SKIDDAS ARE KIDDAS........KEEP EM FRESH,  I'D LOVE TO MEET ALL UR BABYZ CUZUNS AND EAT SOME CAKE WITH YA'ALL SUMTIME - I LOVE BABIEZ I DO AND EVEN THO U SEEMZ TO BE EGSPECTING 1 OR 2 OF YA OWN- ID STILL FEED YOU THE BONE - MAKE YOU MOAN- AND EVEN RETURN YOU HOME.

BEST YOU KEEP REMAINING A SINGUL GURL - YOU ROCK MY WORLD- AND I AM SUPRIZED AT THE BODY YOU HAVE - I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE LIEK IT ON DRY LAND, UMMMMM ON A WHYTE GIRL BEFORE.  I SHUD IMAGINE IT HURT WHEN UR HEART GOT BROKEN INNIT, I AM HEAR TO FIX IT FOR YOU BABY G, MAKE IT BETTER, FEED YOU CAKE AND TAKE AWAY THE PAIN.  I WILL EVEN WIPE YOUR KNEE WHEN YOU FALL OVER AND CURRY SAUCE POURS OUT - HELL I'D EVEN LICK IT OFF SUCH A FINE PEACE OFF AZZ AS UR'S.

SOZ TO HEAR ABOUT THE ACCIDUNT WITH UR BABY - WHEN WE HAVE OURS WUD YOU PLZZZZ KEEP THEM IN THE COT AND THAT WAY REDUCE THE CHANCE OF THEM GETTING SQUASHED - IF YOUR HUNGY THIS TIME TELL ME AND I REFILL UR BUCKET AND YOU CAN EAT THAT INSTEAD.

IM A NICCA WHO MAKES DA STICKA'S BUT I HAVE FADES AND BRAIDS AND WILL SHOW YOU PLENTY OF WAVES....I WUD BE DOWN FOR MY GURL IF U WAS HER....AND DONT WORRY WHEN UR AROUND I DONT THINK THERE BE ANY ROOM FOR ANY1 ELSE IN THE ROOM...I AM A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN YOU BUT I CAN BRING THE THUG IN ME TO THE TABLE AND MAKE SURE I DO YOU RIGHT.

I LIKE YA MOTTOS AND I WANNA HOLLA AT YA BUSTDOWN TURN YOU AROUND SMACK DAT FYNE AZZ AND PULL DEM PANTS DOWN INNIT- MY MOTTOS ARE- LET ME ROLL YOU IN TALC, FART FOR ME, SO I CAN SEE WHERE IM AIMING - AND - ANYONE GOT ANY SKI'S I CAN STAPLE TO MY AZZ FOR THIS ONE.

MY FAV SEXING POSISTIONZ ARE YOU ON TOP BUT I DONT THINK THAT BE AN OPTION WITH UZ YOU TOO SEXI FOR THAT AND I WANNA PEACE OF DAT FYNE WHYTE AZZ OF UR'S- I RESPECK UR A BI AND I WILL HAVE TO COPE WITH WHAT MY BABY WANTS AND NEEDZ - SEXY WHYTE NICCA GIRL, I WILL JOIN DAT Q.

WE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMONZ GURL COS YOU LIKE DAT STUFF THAT THIS SEXY WHYTE NIGGA DO 2.  I SMOKE SQUAREZ, I POP DEM PILLS AND I LIKE ROLLING WITH FATTIES - IM ALSO A SUCKA FOR DA KFC MEGABUCKET - SHALL I HAVE ANOTHER - YEAH FUCK IT. YOU GET ME BABEZ I FEEL DAT YOU DO.  IT SEEMZ YOU DO HAVE A MAN - WELL HE AINT NUFFIN LIKE ME COZ ONCE YOU'VE HAD BLACK YOU NEVA GO BACK - IM ALMOST BLACK COS I CAN DANCE THE DANCE AND TALK THE TALK - I HAVENT GOT A HUGE DONG BUT IT DONT MATTER IN UR CASE ANYWAY.

SO LETZ HOOK UP AND I CAN HELP YOU WITH UR PROFILE COS UVE MIZZED A NUMBER OFF UR THONG SIZE, SAYS 7.  THE ONLY NUMBERZ YOU NEED ARE MINE BABY.  I WANNA HANG WITH YOUR ROAD DAWGS AND HOPE IT AINT ME YOU KICK.  I WILL FULLFILL ALL UR FANTAZYS BABY LET ME INTO UR LIFE AND YOU WILL SEE

MUCH RESPECK TO MY WHYTE NIGGA GURL TAMMY - HOLD TITE GURLZ

YO NIGGA 27





(I now feel sorry for you other bf2s members as I have jumped ahead of all of you and will wait for a reply off this fine piece of arse)

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

I'd hit it, and hopefully this will help me:

HAI BABY - I ALSO HATE HATERS N HATING, IM MORE INTO DATING AND THEN MATING, WE CAN SKIP THE MOVIES AND THE FOOD AND I CAN PUT IT STR8 IN, KNOW WHAT IM SAYING.

RESPECK FOR YOU KNOWING WHAT YOU GOTTA DO - I LOOK FOR DAT IN A GURL, RESPECK FOR BEING A SOULJA SORRY TO READ YOUR RETARDED BUT RESPECK FOR OWNING UP, YOUR PICS MAKE ME WANT TO SALUTE TO YOU AND HAVE ME STOOD TO ATTENSHUN- SHOW ME UR STRYPES BABEZ AND I'LL PUT SOME MORE INTO YOUR SKINZ INNIT LOLZ.  IM ALSO WHYTE BUT IM DOWN WITH IT, MY BOYZZZZ CALLZ ME THE WHITE USHER, PEACE UP A TOWN, I'LL POT THE PINK BUT MIZZ THE BROWN.  YOU SUPRISE ME WHEN YOU SAY UR NOT A RUNNER YOU HAVE A GORGUS BODY AND THEY DONT COME FOR FREE.  I ALSO LIKE TO SPEND MY TIME AT THE GYM JUZ LIKE YOU.  GLAD UR NEVA A HOE AND UR NOT A BUSTDOWN, I WANNA ROLL YOU IN FLOUR AND GIVE YOU THE DUSTDOWN.  I NEVER WOULD FINK THAT THAT AZZ OF YOURS IS EZE 2 GET IN 2, QUITE THE OPP INFACT.

U HAVE SEXI NICCA'S BY THE LOOKS OF IT AND I WUDLOVE TO GET INTO THEM, THEY SHOULD FIT BY THE LOOKZ OF IT, JUST MAKE SURE THEY CLEAN BEFORE I PUT THEM ON AS SKIDDAS ARE KIDDAS........KEEP EM FRESH,  I'D LOVE TO MEET ALL UR BABYZ CUZUNS AND EAT SOME CAKE WITH YA'ALL SUMTIME - I LOVE BABIEZ I DO AND EVEN THO U SEEMZ TO BE EGSPECTING 1 OR 2 OF YA OWN- ID STILL FEED YOU THE BONE - MAKE YOU MOAN- AND EVEN RETURN YOU HOME.

BEST YOU KEEP REMAINING A SINGUL GURL - YOU ROCK MY WORLD- AND I AM SUPRIZED AT THE BODY YOU HAVE - I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE LIEK IT ON DRY LAND, UMMMMM ON A WHYTE GIRL BEFORE.  I SHUD IMAGINE IT HURT WHEN UR HEART GOT BROKEN INNIT, I AM HEAR TO FIX IT FOR YOU BABY G, MAKE IT BETTER, FEED YOU CAKE AND TAKE AWAY THE PAIN.  I WILL EVEN WIPE YOUR KNEE WHEN YOU FALL OVER AND CURRY SAUCE POURS OUT - HELL I'D EVEN LICK IT OFF SUCH A FINE PEACE OFF AZZ AS UR'S.

SOZ TO HEAR ABOUT THE ACCIDUNT WITH UR BABY - WHEN WE HAVE OURS WUD YOU PLZZZZ KEEP THEM IN THE COT AND THAT WAY REDUCE THE CHANCE OF THEM GETTING SQUASHED - IF YOUR HUNGY THIS TIME TELL ME AND I REFILL UR BUCKET AND YOU CAN EAT THAT INSTEAD.

IM A NICCA WHO MAKES DA STICKA'S BUT I HAVE FADES AND BRAIDS AND WILL SHOW YOU PLENTY OF WAVES....I WUD BE DOWN FOR MY GURL IF U WAS HER....AND DONT WORRY WHEN UR AROUND I DONT THINK THERE BE ANY ROOM FOR ANY1 ELSE IN THE ROOM...I AM A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN YOU BUT I CAN BRING THE THUG IN ME TO THE TABLE AND MAKE SURE I DO YOU RIGHT.

I LIKE YA MOTTOS AND I WANNA HOLLA AT YA BUSTDOWN TURN YOU AROUND SMACK DAT FYNE AZZ AND PULL DEM PANTS DOWN INNIT- MY MOTTOS ARE- LET ME ROLL YOU IN TALC, FART FOR ME, SO I CAN SEE WHERE IM AIMING - AND - ANYONE GOT ANY SKI'S I CAN STAPLE TO MY AZZ FOR THIS ONE.

MY FAV SEXING POSISTIONZ ARE YOU ON TOP BUT I DONT THINK THAT BE AN OPTION WITH UZ YOU TOO SEXI FOR THAT AND I WANNA PEACE OF DAT FYNE WHYTE AZZ OF UR'S- I RESPECK UR A BI AND I WILL HAVE TO COPE WITH WHAT MY BABY WANTS AND NEEDZ - SEXY WHYTE NICCA GIRL, I WILL JOIN DAT Q.

WE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMONZ GURL COS YOU LIKE DAT STUFF THAT THIS SEXY WHYTE NIGGA DO 2.  I SMOKE SQUAREZ, I POP DEM PILLS AND I LIKE ROLLING WITH FATTIES - IM ALSO A SUCKA FOR DA KFC MEGABUCKET - SHALL I HAVE ANOTHER - YEAH FUCK IT. YOU GET ME BABEZ I FEEL DAT YOU DO.  IT SEEMZ YOU DO HAVE A MAN - WELL HE AINT NUFFIN LIKE ME COZ ONCE YOU'VE HAD BLACK YOU NEVA GO BACK - IM ALMOST BLACK COS I CAN DANCE THE DANCE AND TALK THE TALK - I HAVENT GOT A HUGE DONG BUT IT DONT MATTER IN UR CASE ANYWAY.

SO LETZ HOOK UP AND I CAN HELP YOU WITH UR PROFILE COS UVE MIZZED A NUMBER OFF UR THONG SIZE, SAYS 7.  THE ONLY NUMBERZ YOU NEED ARE MINE BABY.  I WANNA HANG WITH YOUR ROAD DAWGS AND HOPE IT AINT ME YOU KICK.  I WILL FULLFILL ALL UR FANTAZYS BABY LET ME INTO UR LIFE AND YOU WILL SEE

MUCH RESPECK TO MY WHYTE NIGGA GURL TAMMY - HOLD TITE GURLZ

YO NIGGA 27





(I now feel sorry for you other bf2s members as I have jumped ahead of all of you and will wait for a reply off this fine piece of arse)

Ha!

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