Masterstyle wrote:
Holding in the biggest shit I ever had for 5 hours.
oh thats nothing. During football in High School, my finger got caught on someone so it snapped. I had surgery on it, got metal pins in it too. So I was taking pain killers for a few days after the surgery. And for those of you that don't know, prescription painkillers make it so you don't feel like takinga a shit. I went 5 days without taking one. I was eating like a normal person too. On the fifth day, whenever I would try to eat something I would throw up. Then that night, I felt something sturing down there. I went to the toilet to let it out. Then came an incredible amount of pain. The shit was fucking huge, and as hard as a rock. I tried squeezing it out and it was just painful. Then part of my skin tore from stretching and it was bleeding. It was the worst shit ever. Soo damn painful I felt like screaming. So i stopped and held it in because it hurt so much. Then I went and told my mom about it. (pretty embarassing by the way, lol) She went to the store and got some stuff to hgelp it come out. So what I had to do was take this pill.... and shove it up there. Sure enough, after an hour or so I went again, and this time it came out a bit more liquidy. Felt nice.