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iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

You never know, maybe he was just drunk/lazy and used them as a towel, then lied about it. Did he look like he was enjoying it? lol

The running away part makes him look pretty damn guilty.

Parker wrote:

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

You never know, maybe he was just drunk/lazy and used them as a towel, then lied about it. Did he look like he was enjoying it? lol

The running away part makes him look pretty damn guilty.

ya, you dont hop a fence and run off if you didnt do anything...but good times none the less.

i still cant believe i watched it go down. my phone has been ringing all day with people asking what went down...


good times indeed.

not for the panty sniffer though.

Parker wrote:

so i went to an ugly christmas sweater party last night (pics if i can find the drunk that had the camera). it was meh....a couple chicks i know got a new house together, so i guess it was a housewarming/christmas thing...anyway.

i grab this hot chick and ask her if she wants to go smoke...so we walk outside and we are talking, everything is all good. my business partner walks out with some random dude from the party, and we are all standing there hanging out.
now, when im somewhere i dont really know, im constantly looking around....nervous pacing, whatever. so im doing that, and i see the light come on in the basement through one of those little half ass basement windows...


im like "what the fuck is this guy doing?"....we watch some random cat walk into their laundry room, go straight to their clothes hamper and pick up the panties that were sitting on top....fuckin dude like smashes them in his face and takes a whiff....puts em back, turns off the light and closes the door.


i was shitfaced and i stood there in shock for a second or two...like, did i just see that? really?
my business partner runs inside and starts shouting this shit.
we go downstairs and find him down there walking around acting like hes on the phone. so theres like ten or twelve of us now, and were like dude, did you sniff the panties or what? hes like, no i was looking for a towel, and i found one. i call bullshit, and we all walk in and right on the top is this chicks drawers....we are like, see i fucking told you...and a few people are like, no i know that cat, he wouldnt do that shit...hes cool. so im like w/e, and go back upstairs to finish my cigarette.

i walk outside and what do i see?

the panty sniffin motherfucker is hopping the fence and running to his car...



easily one of the weirdest things i have seen.



so kids, the moral of this story is;













dont sniff panties in a room with a window