If you thought you had it bad ...

2008-12-27 14:40:25

#1

Hope_is_lost117: Psy squad; +49|6431|Belgium

Then check out this site
How people tell all the world how much there life sucks

Today, in the middle of love making, my husband stopped right before I climaxed to point out that there were spider webs in the corner of our bedrooms ceiling, he also asked me when I was thinking of sorting it out…MLIC

"Today, my boyfriend hands me over a christmas present which he says he can’t wait for me to use. What did he get me? A dildo…and when I ask him why it’s not in it’s original package he tells me he got it at a garage sale…MLIC"

"Today, I heard a snap while making love to my new wife on our honeymoon…after surgery I learned from the doctors that I had a penile fracture…MLIC "

The site is called www.mylifeiscrap.com

Some are obviously fake, but still it helps when you're down, that you can see that it's not all that bad

Last edited by Hope_is_lost117 (2008-12-27 14:58:04)

2008-12-27 15:01:52

#2

phishman420: Banned; +821|6116

Error establishing a database connection

2008-12-27 15:02:51

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7197

phishman420 wrote:
Error establishing a database connection

wat.

worked for me.

seriously fake stories though.

2008-12-27 15:03:27

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7056|London, England

How can their life be crap, they're getting some action. Even if it does end in some sort of a disaster

Well......penile fracture........

2008-12-27 15:08:24

#5

Hope_is_lost117: Psy squad; +49|6431|Belgium

Mekstizzle wrote:
How can their life be crap, they're getting some action. Even if it does end in some sort of a disaster

Well......penile fracture........

Must suck, especially on the honeymoon :p

2008-12-27 15:25:53

#6

FloppY_: +1,010|6721|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. The jewellery shop will only take the ring back at half price…MLIC

Last edited by FloppY_ (2008-12-27 15:26:05)

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2008-12-27 15:55:30

#7

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7191|Scotland

I think this is the best

Today, and after a long batch of tests, I have just found out I am sterile…My wife is pregnant with our second child…I think we’ll finally have something to discuss at dinner time…MLIC

2008-12-27 15:57:50

#8

GCFC: Davide Santon; +45|6364|NY/CT

Today, I took my three year old daughter to a shopping center to get some pictures done with Santa Claus - she got so scared once on his knees that she peed on him…

Today, during a biology lecture at college I got aroused by a girl sitting next to me. So aroused that I couldn’t get up to exit the theater when the bell rang…I ended up staying for the next module, a 3 hour lecture on feminisme during the 19th century

Today, while making love to my wife, she fell asleep - I only noticed because she started snoring

Today, I received a Christmas card - from myself. That’s what happens when you’re not paying much attention to what you’re doing…

Last edited by GCFC (2008-12-27 16:04:55)

2008-12-27 16:05:22

#9

bennisboy: Member; +829|7081|Poundland

Today, I’m moving back to England after 10 years spent in NY. All my stuff is packed in a container which will spend three weeks on a boat back home.I get to the airport and as I finally make my way to the check-in counter it hits me; all my "stuff", including my passeport is packed in that container - I’m stuck in a hotel as I write this…MLIC

hahahaha absolute fail

Today, I had a date with a guy I met on the internet. So that he could recognize me I wore a red dress. After two hours of waiting I decided to leave. That night I wrote him an email saying "I was waiting and didn’t see you so I went home", he replied with "I saw you and decided to leave"…MLIC

LOL, just LOL

Last edited by bennisboy (2008-12-27 16:06:43)

2008-12-27 16:25:49

#10

GCFC: Davide Santon; +45|6364|NY/CT

bennisboy wrote:
Today, I’m moving back to England after 10 years spent in NY. All my stuff is packed in a container which will spend three weeks on a boat back home.I get to the airport and as I finally make my way to the check-in counter it hits me; all my "stuff", including my passeport is packed in that container - I’m stuck in a hotel as I write this…MLIC

hahahaha absolute fail

Today, I had a date with a guy I met on the internet. So that he could recognize me I wore a red dress. After two hours of waiting I decided to leave. That night I wrote him an email saying "I was waiting and didn’t see you so I went home", he replied with "I saw you and decided to leave"…MLIC

LOL, just LOL

those arent funny
its actually sad stuff

2008-12-27 16:48:17

#11

bennisboy: Member; +829|7081|Poundland

GCFC wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Today, I’m moving back to England after 10 years spent in NY. All my stuff is packed in a container which will spend three weeks on a boat back home.I get to the airport and as I finally make my way to the check-in counter it hits me; all my "stuff", including my passeport is packed in that container - I’m stuck in a hotel as I write this…MLIC

hahahaha absolute fail

Today, I had a date with a guy I met on the internet. So that he could recognize me I wore a red dress. After two hours of waiting I decided to leave. That night I wrote him an email saying "I was waiting and didn’t see you so I went home", he replied with "I saw you and decided to leave"…MLIC

LOL, just LOL
those arent funny
its actually sad stuff

They are pretty fuuny. Anyway how about;

Today, my cat has diarrhea. Every time he goes to relieve himself the noise scares the crap out of him and he runs around the apartment, spraying my walls and furniture with feces…MLIC

2008-12-27 16:52:37

#12

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7201|Cambridge (UK)

'penile fracture'

:face:

:palm:

2008-12-27 16:53:51

#13

JoshP: Banned; +176|6124|Notts, UK

bennisboy wrote:
GCFC wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Today, I’m moving back to England after 10 years spent in NY. All my stuff is packed in a container which will spend three weeks on a boat back home.I get to the airport and as I finally make my way to the check-in counter it hits me; all my "stuff", including my passeport is packed in that container - I’m stuck in a hotel as I write this…MLIC

hahahaha absolute fail

Today, I had a date with a guy I met on the internet. So that he could recognize me I wore a red dress. After two hours of waiting I decided to leave. That night I wrote him an email saying "I was waiting and didn’t see you so I went home", he replied with "I saw you and decided to leave"…MLIC

LOL, just LOL
those arent funny
its actually sad stuff
They are pretty fuuny. Anyway how about;

Today, my cat has diarrhea. Every time he goes to relieve himself the noise scares the crap out of him and he runs around the apartment, spraying my walls and furniture with feces…MLIC

the first 2 were funny

but that one was fucking hilarious

2008-12-27 17:28:34

#14

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7126|Devon, England

bennisboy wrote:
GCFC wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Today, I’m moving back to England after 10 years spent in NY. All my stuff is packed in a container which will spend three weeks on a boat back home.I get to the airport and as I finally make my way to the check-in counter it hits me; all my "stuff", including my passeport is packed in that container - I’m stuck in a hotel as I write this…MLIC

hahahaha absolute fail

Today, I had a date with a guy I met on the internet. So that he could recognize me I wore a red dress. After two hours of waiting I decided to leave. That night I wrote him an email saying "I was waiting and didn’t see you so I went home", he replied with "I saw you and decided to leave"…MLIC

LOL, just LOL
those arent funny
its actually sad stuff
They are pretty fuuny. Anyway how about;

Today, my cat has diarrhea. Every time he goes to relieve himself the noise scares the crap out of him and he runs around the apartment, spraying my walls and furniture with feces…MLIC

Aha ha ha!

Wow, that's amazingly funny... XD

2008-12-28 11:32:02

#15

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6199|Belgium

Today, I went to the movies with this girl I’ve liked for a long time. After the opening trailers, she said she was going to the bathroom. She never came back…

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. The jewellery shop will only take the ring back at half price…MLIC

2008-12-28 12:08:09

#16

CrazeD: Member; +368|7108|Maine

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
"Today, I heard a snap while making love to my new wife on our honeymoon…after surgery I learned from the doctors that I had a penile fracture…MLIC "

You can't fracture something that doesn't have a bone.

2008-12-28 12:15:24

#17

Dookie0119: Member; +43|6213

Although those are funny, they actually made me feel much better

2008-12-28 12:17:21

#18

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6199|Belgium

CrazeD wrote:
Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
"Today, I heard a snap while making love to my new wife on our honeymoon…after surgery I learned from the doctors that I had a penile fracture…MLIC "
You can't fracture something that doesn't have a bone.

It's still called a Penile Fracture, though, so obviously, you can.

2008-12-28 14:55:21

#19

wensleydale8: Member; +81|7204|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

Jebus wrote:
CrazeD wrote:
Hope_is_lost117 wrote:
"Today, I heard a snap while making love to my new wife on our honeymoon…after surgery I learned from the doctors that I had a penile fracture…MLIC "
You can't fracture something that doesn't have a bone.
It's still called a Penile Fracture, though, so obviously, you can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

and google penile fracture and you will see how some men have being unlucky enough to damage their manhood.

Last edited by wensleydale8 (2008-12-28 14:57:15)

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2008-12-28 14:56:28

#20

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7080

Mekstizzle wrote:
How can their life be crap, they're getting some action. Even if it does end in some sort of a disaster

Well......penile fracture........

hahaha yeah I agree they were getting some action!!!

2008-12-29 00:42:32

#21

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6591|Vancouver | Canada

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2008-12-29 01:38:41

#22

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6840|NSW, Australia

Today, for Christmas my grandfather hands me over an enveloppe full of $1 bills after coming back from a recent trip to NY. I live in Germany and after looking on the internet for the conversion into euros, it works out at 14€…Merry Christmas to me…MLIC

that just makes me want to hurt them

2008-12-29 07:24:15

#23

j07950: Member; +3|6034

How about this one:

Today, I’ve not spoken or rather my parents have not spoken to me for 10 years but every year at Christmas I send them a very nice gift. This year I decided not to because they’ve never once thanked me. I just got off the phone with them, the first time I’ve spoken to them in all these years; they wanted to know why I hadn’t sent them a gift this year…MLIC

2008-12-29 07:30:54

#24

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7201|Cambridge (UK)

WTF does 'MLIC' mean???

2008-12-29 07:39:27

#25

CrazeD: Member; +368|7108|Maine

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
WTF does 'MLIC' mean???

My Life Is Crap.

Use your imagination.

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