If you thought you had it bad ...

2008-12-29 07:45:45

#26

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6199|Belgium

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
WTF does 'MLIC' mean???

My life is crap.

2008-12-29 07:46:51

#27

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7201|Cambridge (UK)

Yeah, OK, so I'm a doofus.

2008-12-29 13:59:39

#28

j07950: Member; +3|6034

I personally love this one:
Today, I celebrated my 63rd birthday with my kids and grandchildren. My grand-daughter gave me her favorite doll to prove her love for me. Then she added: “it’s all right, I’ll get it back when you’re dead”…MLIC

2008-12-29 14:06:31

#29

CrazeD: Member; +368|7108|Maine

j07950 wrote:
I personally love this one:
Today, I celebrated my 63rd birthday with my kids and grandchildren. My grand-daughter gave me her favorite doll to prove her love for me. Then she added: “it’s all right, I’ll get it back when you’re dead”…MLIC

2008-12-29 17:15:25

#30

Slarty: Member; +37|6399|Ingerland

j07950 wrote:
I personally love this one:
Today, I celebrated my 63rd birthday with my kids and grandchildren. My grand-daughter gave me her favorite doll to prove her love for me. Then she added: “it’s all right, I’ll get it back when you’re dead”…MLIC

That's just fucking harsh

2008-12-30 05:16:07

#31

j07950: Member; +3|6034

http://mylifeiscrap.com
Bad luck on this one:

Today, my wife left me for another guy, the guy who takes care of OUR son at daycare…MLIC

haha

2008-12-30 05:18:13

#32

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7191|Scotland

Wow, that's bad.

2008-12-30 05:34:04

#33

dtacs: say that 2 my face fucker not online; +126|6270|Australia

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Today, I live in a cult in Alaska and can’t leave until I am 18 years old, the worst is that if I do choose to leave I’ll be banished from the community and won’t be able to see my family again…MLIC

what cult has internet

2008-12-30 06:28:17

#34

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6588|what

Yesterday I had to have someone point out what MLIC stands for, even after I had read several stories on the www.mylifeiscrap.com website... MLIC

2008-12-30 06:30:54

#35

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6152|Vancouver, BC, Canada

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Yesterday I had to have someone point out what MLIC stands for, even after I had read several stories on the www.mylifeiscrap.com website... MLIC

Agreed. I may not have vagnal tearing or be in a cult, but overall, MLIC.

2008-12-30 12:00:20

#36

j07950: Member; +3|6034

TheDonkey wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
Yesterday I had to have someone point out what MLIC stands for, even after I had read several stories on the www.mylifeiscrap.com website... MLIC
Agreed. I may not have vagnal tearing or be in a cult, but overall, MLIC.

So why does your life suck so much?

My sister submitted an anecdote on that site, but I won't say which one...I'd be embarassed.

2008-12-31 12:49:22

#37

j07950: Member; +3|6034

Today, my grandmother invited my girlfriend and I for lunch, in order to get to know her better…she threw us out when my girlfriend accidently broke a plate she had gotten for her marriage 60 years ago, apparently the first ever broken…MLIC

That's harsh...she'll probably die hating that girl!!! hahah

http://mylifeiscrap.com

2008-12-31 16:11:26

#38

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6778|California

Favorite

"Today, I took my three year old daughter to a shopping center to get some pictures done with Santa Claus - she got so scared once on his knees that she peed on him…MLIC"

2008-12-31 17:43:46

#39

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|6283|one windy city

xBlackPantherx wrote:
Favorite

"Today, I took my three year old daughter to a shopping center to get some pictures done with Santa Claus - she got so scared once on his knees that she peed on him…MLIC"

"bad santa" would have slapped her

2009-01-01 04:08:51

#40

j07950: Member; +3|6034

bad-man wrote:
xBlackPantherx wrote:
Favorite

"Today, I took my three year old daughter to a shopping center to get some pictures done with Santa Claus - she got so scared once on his knees that she peed on him…MLIC"
"bad santa" would have slapped her

Imagine, the poor guy has to try to be nice to those kids when he probably hates them to begin with...and then a little girl just let's it flow all over him...LOL I would have loved seeing his face!!!

2009-01-01 04:57:27

#41

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6757|Orrstrayleea

Today, during a biology lecture at college I got aroused by a girl sitting next to me. So aroused that I couldn’t get up to exit the theater when the bell rang…I ended up staying for the next module, a 3 hour lecture on feminisme during the 19th century…MLIC

lol'd

2009-01-02 04:50:34

#42

j07950: Member; +3|6034

Today:

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he thought I has a nice ass. He said that when I’m wearing jeans I do, but when I’m not wearing anything “no”…MLIC

hahah..the truth hurts!!!

2009-01-02 05:25:54

#43

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6223|Catherine Black

Today my girlfriend offered me a book: “Sex for Dummies”…MLIC

2009-01-02 05:32:06

#44

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7210|Noizyland

I had to jump on the back of a car being driven by my mother who was trying to commit suicide the other day. Does my life rate to feature in this website?

Ty: Downer-bringer extraordinaire.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2009-01-02 06:03:48

#45

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6223|Catherine Black

Ty wrote:
I had to jump on the back of a car being driven by my mother who was trying to commit suicide the other day. Does my life rate to feature in this website?

Ty: Downer-bringer extraordinaire.

wat

srs?

2009-01-02 06:15:44

#46

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7084

If you thought you had it bad, Jord is currently dying and exploding from both ends. HLIC. (His life is crap)

2009-01-02 06:15:50

#47

FloppY_: +1,010|6721|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Finray wrote:
Ty wrote:
I had to jump on the back of a car being driven by my mother who was trying to commit suicide the other day. Does my life rate to feature in this website?

Ty: Downer-bringer extraordinaire.
wat

srs?

I believe that he quoted something from the site and then "TY: ..." was what he commented on it...

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2009-01-02 06:21:07

#48

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7056|London, England

FloppY_ wrote:
Finray wrote:
Ty wrote:
I had to jump on the back of a car being driven by my mother who was trying to commit suicide the other day. Does my life rate to feature in this website?

Ty: Downer-bringer extraordinaire.
wat

srs?
I believe that he quoted something from the site and then "TY: ..." was what he commented on it...

No actually I think that was Ty speaking about Ty...

That's some fucked up shit yo

2009-01-02 07:44:28

#49

FloppY_: +1,010|6721|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Mekstizzle wrote:
FloppY_ wrote:
Finray wrote:

wat

srs?
I believe that he quoted something from the site and then "TY: ..." was what he commented on it...
No actually I think that was Ty speaking about Ty...

That's some fucked up shit yo

Oh dear hope not

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2009-01-02 13:41:43

#50

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6371

All these negative people...

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Scorpion0x17 wrote:

j07950 wrote:

j07950 wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

TheDonkey wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

bad-man wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Ty wrote:

Finray wrote:

Ty wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Finray wrote:

Ty wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Finray wrote:

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