The Great British Debate

2009-01-06 11:23:49

#501

jord: Member; +2,382|7104|The North, beyond the wall.

Uzique wrote:
Snake wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Well there was that one time some Northern lads that had just joined the army came down for a house-party and ended up in a fight with us Southerners... oh shit I rest my point. You rough bastards.
More important: who won?
Us, there were shitloads of us, there were only like 4 Geodies who all thought they were rough-as-nails... you know the sort, left school with 2 GCSE's and joined the army at basic scrub-level, instantly becoming Rambo overnight As a matter of fact they purposefully flared up against the known 'hard fucker' of our group just as a point of macho-bullshit or whatever, all that sort of reputation riff-raff...

All in all this is yet another anecdote that proves South > North.

Probably some Remf's.

4 paras would have done 20 of you softies.

2009-01-06 11:26:04

#502

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6992|England

The Sheriff wrote:
Snake wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Well there was that one time some Northern lads that had just joined the army came down for a house-party and ended up in a fight with us Southerners... oh shit I rest my point. You rough bastards.
More important: who won?
Northerners vs hairdressers, who do you think Snake?

Well, apparantly, hairdressers > "hard-as-nails" Northerners

2009-01-06 11:26:06

#503

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

Lets settle this with some fisticuffs.

Jord, 27, me and Ted vs Tarique, Mok-al-Skettles, Dauntless and Vilham.

2009-01-06 11:29:50

#504

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6897

That fight would fail because there would be way too much animosity.

I'd give you guys a big hug and then give Vilham some proper London-steez stabbin' innit blud.

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2009-01-06 11:32:05

#505

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6992|England

The Sheriff wrote:
Lets settle this with some fisticuffs.

Jord, 27, me and Ted vs Tarique, Mok-al-Skettles, Dauntless and Vilham.

Why do you get 27? Cardiff is in the South last time I checked

2009-01-06 11:32:10

#506

jord: Member; +2,382|7104|The North, beyond the wall.

As I was saying, they were either remfs or if they were infantry they were probably some scabs in the dukes of lancs reg.

mongos.

2009-01-06 11:32:49

#507

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

Us fellow countrymen stick together, no way would he fight for you bastards either!

2009-01-06 11:41:50

#508

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6992|England

The Sheriff wrote:
Us fellow countrymen stick together, no way would he fight for you bastards either!

Only one way to find out!

Then again, perhaps you can have 27, I mean, this alone puts the northern list down to 3

RAWWR

https://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/surgeon_2006/n533812870_899109_6700.jpg

Resemblance?

/fight

2009-01-06 11:43:41

#509

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

No, bollocks do I look like Scott Mills, stop posting drunk pictures of me too.

:'(

2009-01-06 11:46:46

#510

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6897

Is that what you Northern hard-men fight with, glow-in-the-dark extendable gay culture sex paraphernalia?

Sorry "Sheffa" but I refuse to be intimidated by a Northern goon running at me with a light-up dildo dressed in a lollipop lady outfit.

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2009-01-06 11:52:47

#511

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

fu Tarique, fu.

There's no need to worry about the glow-in-the-dark-dildo anymore, I broke it that night. My weapon of choice now is uprooting trees and barricading people's front doors with them.

2009-01-06 12:01:07

#512

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6649|Escea

jord wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Snake wrote:

More important: who won?
Us, there were shitloads of us, there were only like 4 Geodies who all thought they were rough-as-nails... you know the sort, left school with 2 GCSE's and joined the army at basic scrub-level, instantly becoming Rambo overnight As a matter of fact they purposefully flared up against the known 'hard fucker' of our group just as a point of macho-bullshit or whatever, all that sort of reputation riff-raff...

All in all this is yet another anecdote that proves South > North.
Probably some Remf's.

4 paras would have done 20 of you softies.

Chris Ryan would have taken the lot of them.

2009-01-06 12:06:19

#513

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6897

M.O.A.B wrote:
jord wrote:
Uzique wrote:

Us, there were shitloads of us, there were only like 4 Geodies who all thought they were rough-as-nails... you know the sort, left school with 2 GCSE's and joined the army at basic scrub-level, instantly becoming Rambo overnight As a matter of fact they purposefully flared up against the known 'hard fucker' of our group just as a point of macho-bullshit or whatever, all that sort of reputation riff-raff...

All in all this is yet another anecdote that proves South > North.
Probably some Remf's.

4 paras would have done 20 of you softies.
Chris Ryan would have taken the lot of them.

Oh yeah and Bear Grylls and all the rest of those people that were in the SAS for 17 years in the Iranian embassy siege and Bravo Zero and South American crack running operations amirite? No. Stupid Geordie prick-grunts thought they were well 'ard cause they could run around in the mud for a year climbing over wooden fences and doing push-ups in their gay barrack fraternity of cocklovers, and they got sent home by some proper country-shire hay-baling strength. Wank'ers.

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2009-01-06 12:08:28

#514

jord: Member; +2,382|7104|The North, beyond the wall.

Uzique has met his match in me which is why he refuses to reply. I bet he's googling and urbandictionary-ing "remf" as we speak.

I win, check and mate.

2009-01-06 12:11:38

#515

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6897

Couldn't be bothered to Google some grunt-phrase, why the hell would I spend my time doing that. The only concrete facts I know are that the army accepted in some pussays that got beat by a rowdy bunch of cider-drinking countryboys and toffs, so what does that say about the state of the average army infantryman. Low standards eh? That why you applied Jord? Sweet burn.

And don't come at me with "met his match", GTFO with your ostensible bullyshit. That's the last time I ever answer your life-advice PM's, bitch .

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2009-01-06 12:15:17

#516

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

Atleast he isn't Arabic, Tarique, atleast he isn't Arabic.

Burn.

2009-01-06 12:17:03

#517

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7076

I've never actually been to the North so I wouldn't know..

My impression of the South atm? People are nice but I much prefer Norwegians. Girls are hotter and people are nicer.

2009-01-06 12:20:05

#518

wensleydale8: Member; +81|7196|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I've never actually been to the North so I wouldn't know..

My impression of the South atm? People are nice but I much prefer Norwegians. Girls are hotter and people are nicer.

This man speaks the fucking truth

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2009-01-06 12:21:16

#519

jord: Member; +2,382|7104|The North, beyond the wall.

Can you prove they were Infantryman?

Remf stands for rear echelon mother fucker. The people in the Army that are in a support role and not on the front line. Such as HR and finance and Artillery. That's probably where they were from.

Paras don't have low standards, infact they have higher standards than US special forces. Go google "P company".

Owned.

2009-01-06 12:43:19

#520

ColCarnage: taw; +283|6021

Mekstizzle wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
Skittles, go drive your Audi TT some more you berk.

Guess where Berkshire is?

North wins.

/Thread
Guess where your mum is?

mai house lololol <3

2009-01-06 12:44:14

#521

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

Quiet Slutt0r, you're on my side not Skittles'.

2009-01-06 12:56:52

#522

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6649|Escea

Uzique wrote:
M.O.A.B wrote:
jord wrote:

Probably some Remf's.

4 paras would have done 20 of you softies.
Chris Ryan would have taken the lot of them.
Oh yeah and Bear Grylls and all the rest of those people that were in the SAS for 17 years in the Iranian embassy siege and Bravo Zero and South American crack running operations amirite? No. Stupid Geordie prick-grunts thought they were well 'ard cause they could run around in the mud for a year climbing over wooden fences and doing push-ups in their gay barrack fraternity of cocklovers, and they got sent home by some proper country-shire hay-baling strength. Wank'ers.

But Chris Ryan still would have taken the lot of them, northern lad tbh. Longest land march in SAS history, northern feet.

2009-01-06 13:01:15

#523

ColCarnage: taw; +283|6021

The Sheriff wrote:
Quiet Slutt0r, you're on my side not Skittles'.

oh yeah....those goddamn southern berkshires took are jobs amirite? >:[

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2009-01-06 13:10:04

#524

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6916|Gogledd Cymru

Dey tuk r jarbs

2009-01-06 13:45:56

#525

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

BTW, I'd just like to say you're all wrong. North isn't better than South, and South isn't better than North. It's all shit. Hence why I plan on moving somewhere decent after my degree.

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