that sucks either wayFloppY_ wrote:
Oh dear hope notMekstizzle wrote:
No actually I think that was Ty speaking about Ty...FloppY_ wrote:
I believe that he quoted something from the site and then "TY: ..." was what he commented on it...
That's some fucked up shit yo
Yeah that was about me. I didn't write it on the site I just reckon my life can get more fucked up then these peoples'. I guess I'm just a story-topper.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Today, my parents created a fake facebook profile to try and find out if I was gay…they now know I am…MLIC
WTF?
WTF?
His parents hit on him through facebooklxcpikiman wrote:
Today, my parents created a fake facebook profile to try and find out if I was gay…they now know I am…MLIC
WTF?
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Wow...just wow. That has got to be one of the more awkward things I've ever heard.Today, I get the most bizarre request from my father and step mom. My dad had a vasectomy a while back, but now his new wife wants a child - I’ve just turned 18 and guess who’s being asked for a sperm donation???…MLIC
Today, was my birthday. My mom asked me to fetch the camera inside my dads wardrobe…I didn’t find a camera, only a vibrator…MLIC
Today, I was at a bar with my boyfriend and my best friend…at one point I swiftly grabbed my boyfriends ass…he stared at my best friend and smiled…MLIC
Do you guys have a resolution for 2009?
There are a few posts lately on http://mylifeiscrap.com
Today, my boyfriend told me that his New Year resolution was, to try and stay faithful, I wasn’t aware he was cheating…MLIC
Did he forget the resolution: "I'll try to be less stupid"????
There are a few posts lately on http://mylifeiscrap.com
Today, my boyfriend told me that his New Year resolution was, to try and stay faithful, I wasn’t aware he was cheating…MLIC
Did he forget the resolution: "I'll try to be less stupid"????
hhahahaj07950 wrote:
Do you guys have a resolution for 2009?
There are a few posts lately on http://mylifeiscrap.com
Today, my boyfriend told me that his New Year resolution was, to try and stay faithful, I wasn’t aware he was cheating…MLIC
Did he forget the resolution: "I'll try to be less stupid"????
loads of these are brilliant
Today, a week before my fiancee and I have our first baby, I find out he is into guys…MLIC
What do you do in this situation???
What do you do in this situation???
Become a single mother I guessj07950 wrote:
Today, a week before my fiancee and I have our first baby, I find out he is into guys…MLIC
What do you do in this situation???
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
What if the guy loves her and wants to raise the baby with her...?FloppY_ wrote:
Become a single mother I guessj07950 wrote:
Today, a week before my fiancee and I have our first baby, I find out he is into guys…MLIC
What do you do in this situation???
If he is "into" guys I doubt he loves her "that" much...j07950 wrote:
What if the guy loves her and wants to raise the baby with her...?FloppY_ wrote:
Become a single mother I guessj07950 wrote:
Today, a week before my fiancee and I have our first baby, I find out he is into guys…MLIC
What do you do in this situation???
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
he's a catcher not a pitcher and for the well being of the kid the mother should stay with the boy loving daddy <---- even tho it sucks for herFloppY_ wrote:
If he is "into" guys I doubt he loves her "that" much...j07950 wrote:
What if the guy loves her and wants to raise the baby with her...?FloppY_ wrote:
Become a single mother I guess
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Today, I slept with my boyfriend, who is 22 and still a virgin, for the first time. He called all his friends afterwards to tell them he was now a man…MLIC
hahha...what a reputation now!!!
http://mylifeiscrap.com
hahha...what a reputation now!!!
http://mylifeiscrap.com
I often check this qite and just found this beauty
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when she suddenly stopped and stared at my penis. She ran out the bedroom and came back with a hot dog which she put alongside it and said: “I knew these hot dogs were longer than your penis”…WTF
Today, after a long and hot day I get on the metro, taking a seat next to a girl. After a few minutes, she gets her phone out to write an SMS. Curious, I take a quick look at the screen: “I can’t take it anymore, there’s a guy sitting next to me and he smells really bad of transpiration”…MLIC
Today, my dad asked me to look after his lover’s daughter for the day, without telling my mom or he would stop paying my college tuition fees…MLIC
Today, I was in the bathroom putting a tampon in, and out of nowhere my cat appears and takes a swing at the piece of thread sticking out…he missed the thread but not my little flower. I’m now bleeding internally and externally…MLIC
Today, I showed my boyfriend a negative pregnancy test after he said he’d leave me if I was pregnant - my best friend is really the one who took that test, mine is positive…MLIC
^^ nice match !
Today, my dad asked me to look after his lover’s daughter for the day, without telling my mom or he would stop paying my college tuition fees…MLIC
Today, I was in the bathroom putting a tampon in, and out of nowhere my cat appears and takes a swing at the piece of thread sticking out…he missed the thread but not my little flower. I’m now bleeding internally and externally…MLIC
Today, I showed my boyfriend a negative pregnancy test after he said he’d leave me if I was pregnant - my best friend is really the one who took that test, mine is positive…MLIC
^^ nice match !
Last edited by Chorcai (2009-03-06 15:46:38)
Haha...they've been some great ones as of late:
Today, I felt really horny during the night so I woke up my girlfriend (I thought) for a quick one. She quickly had an orgasm which is rare, then she opened her eyes, stared at me and said: “oh it’s you!”…WTF
Today, I went to touch my girlfriend down under, I found out she had her period before she did…WTF
Today, I’ve been flirting with this girl from the accounting department at work. At lunch we’re sitting across from each other, we exchange looks and smiles. At one point I try to touch her leg with my foot, I missed her, but not my manager sitting next to her. He smiled back at me…WTF
Today, I went to my local health office to get some free condoms. The receptionist said: “unless you’re paying for sex, I really don’t see what you need these for”…WTF
Today, for my birthday, I organized a little get together breakfast at work with juice and pastries. I sent an email to the 50 or so people with whom I work. The security guy is the only one showed up; he took two doughnuts and disappeared without even wishing me a happy birthday…WTF
http://mylifeiscrap.com
Today, I felt really horny during the night so I woke up my girlfriend (I thought) for a quick one. She quickly had an orgasm which is rare, then she opened her eyes, stared at me and said: “oh it’s you!”…WTF
Today, I went to touch my girlfriend down under, I found out she had her period before she did…WTF
Today, I’ve been flirting with this girl from the accounting department at work. At lunch we’re sitting across from each other, we exchange looks and smiles. At one point I try to touch her leg with my foot, I missed her, but not my manager sitting next to her. He smiled back at me…WTF
Today, I went to my local health office to get some free condoms. The receptionist said: “unless you’re paying for sex, I really don’t see what you need these for”…WTF
Today, for my birthday, I organized a little get together breakfast at work with juice and pastries. I sent an email to the 50 or so people with whom I work. The security guy is the only one showed up; he took two doughnuts and disappeared without even wishing me a happy birthday…WTF
http://mylifeiscrap.com