Typical attention-whore for you. Once no one cares about them, they get all conservative on you.
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Lol nice one. +1
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I know what you mean... Who gives a flippin f**k what these low level celebrities, or ANY celebrity does. They're all rich, attention whore twats. Especially the people who excessively adore them.
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phishman420 wrote:
With how much she thinks of herself, I really don't doubt that she's been with less than 5 or 6 guys.
He wishes!..teddy..jimmy wrote:
pschhhh bullshit..mek has slept with more men than that
shes hot
but also i doubt it
but also i doubt it
#rekt
Uh huh
First couple of descriptions of sex with her I could think of;
"Like fist-fucking a bucket of warm water"
"Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
First couple of descriptions of sex with her I could think of;
"Like fist-fucking a bucket of warm water"
"Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
The rest of the time she stayed awake.The Sheriff wrote:
Paris Hilton has claimed that she's only slept with "a couple" of men.
Today?
Paris: I've only slept with two men........but you've blown 200
2 times 100 lol
She probably can't count higher than 2 so it's like unknown. But probably high enough.
lol better than my little zing tbhblademaster wrote:
2 times 100 lol
well, considering she has had atleast 5 high profile "long term" relationships(6-7 months or more) including Rick Soloman(tape guy)...I think she is stretching it a bit...I highly doubt she is a prude...i mean she did a tape for goodness sakes.
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Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
She'sphishman420 wrote:
Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
1 - Vapid, Vacuous, Vacant, and Vaginally Voluminous (and that's only the "v" words)
2 - Probably a carrier for (at least) one incurable STD
3 - Fond of 'leaking' home sex videos for press coverage
4 - Not all that cute. (Kate Beckinsale is cute.. Wynona Ryder is cute.. That French Newsanchor is cute.. )
So.. no, I wouldn't hit it.
Not on a Bed.
Not on a Couch.
Not standing on my Head.
Nor standing on a Beach.
I would not hit that, No I would not.
Not with my Dick, Not with a Dick belonging to a Phish, Nor with a Phish belonging to Dick
Sluts are one of our nations highly undervalued resources. They provide a service for free that some would willfully pay for. Still the masses choose to openly mock and berate these national treasures.
Shame.
Shame.
You know that if she had an STD, the whole world would know by now.rdx-fx wrote:
She'sphishman420 wrote:
Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
1 - Vapid, Vacuous, Vacant, and Vaginally Voluminous (and that's only the "v" words)
2 - Probably a carrier for (at least) one incurable STD
3 - Fond of 'leaking' home sex videos for press coverage
4 - Not all that cute. (Kate Beckinsale is cute.. Wynona Ryder is cute.. That French Newsanchor is cute.. )
So.. no, I wouldn't hit it.
Not on a Bed.
Not on a Couch.
Not standing on my Head.
Nor standing on a Beach.
I would not hit that, No I would not.
Not with my Dick, Not with a Dick belonging to a Phish, Nor with a Phish belonging to Dick
So, you're saying you'dGravyDan wrote:
Sluts are one of our nations highly undervalued resources. They provide a service for free that some would willfully pay for. Still the masses choose to openly mock and berate these national treasures.
Shame.
"Drill it like Exxon found oil there",
"Lay pipe like the Russians just promised free propane all winter", or
"Hit it so hard, whoever pulled you out would be crowned the next King of England" ?
Go ahead. I'll pass.
I'd gladly hit it. Several times in her ugly face with a hammer.phishman420 wrote:
Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
Or maybe a truck?
♥
"Hit It you say?"Toilet Sex wrote:
I'd gladly hit it. Several times in her ugly face with a hammer.phishman420 wrote:
Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
Or maybe a truck?
<ponder>
"We're gonna need a bigger Bus"
i think she's got herpesphishman420 wrote:
You know that if she had an STD, the whole world would know by now.rdx-fx wrote:
She'sphishman420 wrote:
Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
1 - Vapid, Vacuous, Vacant, and Vaginally Voluminous (and that's only the "v" words)
2 - Probably a carrier for (at least) one incurable STD
3 - Fond of 'leaking' home sex videos for press coverage
4 - Not all that cute. (Kate Beckinsale is cute.. Wynona Ryder is cute.. That French Newsanchor is cute.. )
So.. no, I wouldn't hit it.
Not on a Bed.
Not on a Couch.
Not standing on my Head.
Nor standing on a Beach.
I would not hit that, No I would not.
Not with my Dick, Not with a Dick belonging to a Phish, Nor with a Phish belonging to Dick
No one's said it so I will ...
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Stingray24 wrote:
No one's said it so I will ...
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
rdx-fx wrote:
"Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
rdx-fx wrote:
"Hit It you say?"Toilet Sex wrote:
I'd gladly hit it. Several times in her ugly face with a hammer.phishman420 wrote:
Anybody in this thread who says they wouldn't hit it is either gay or lying.
Or maybe a truck?
<ponder>
"We're gonna need a bigger Bus"
Would this be sufficient?
Just barely large enough for her to feel it, methinks