Choclot
Member
+21|6986
Yaaay, I do Brazilian Ju Jitsu! lulz.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7089

CrazeD wrote:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fd_1231351934
wow that pit bull looks huge hahaha its almost as big as him
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6600|Vancouver | Canada

firebolt5 wrote:

The kid has been playing Call of Duty 4...
If that were true, he would've broken the dog's neck.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7185|FUCK UBISOFT

DefCon-17 wrote:

firebolt5 wrote:

The kid has been playing Call of Duty 4...
If that were true, he would've broken the dog's neck.
if that were true, he would have been trying to find the V button while the dog bit his head off.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6429|Aus, Qld

OmniDeath wrote:

CrazeD wrote:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fd_1231351934
He looks like Forest Gump.
its tru.
https://i.imgur.com/LGvbJjT.jpg
Dookie0119
Member
+43|6222
If that was me I would've been eaten D:
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6208|Belgium

OmniDeath wrote:

CrazeD wrote:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fd_1231351934
He looks like Forest Gump.
lol @ the walk he does during the news report
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6989

CrazeD wrote:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fd_1231351934
I like how they chose the picture of the dog yawning for their vicious dog graphic.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

blademaster wrote:

BAKERSFIELD, Calif., Jan. 6 (UPI) -- Authorities in California said a 9-year-old boy saved a girl from a pit bull attack by putting the vicious dog in a jiu-jitsu choke hold.

Drew Heredia said he was walking with the girl and her small dog in Bakersfield when the pit bull approached them and attacked the smaller canine, KGPE-TV, Fresno, Calif., reported Tuesday.

The pit bull turned its attention to the girl after she tried to rescue her dog and Heredia said he then jumped on the attacking dog's back and applied a choke hold he had learned at a local Brazilian jiu-jitsu studio.

Heredia held the pit bull in the choke hold until an animal control officer arrived and took the dog into custody.

The girl, who was hospitalized with multiple puncture wounds, and her dog are expected to recover fully.
source
I got to the very last sentance and read arf of it and expected it to finish 'are both due to be put down'.  Instead it said ' fully recover'. Tut
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6716

firebolt5 wrote:

The kid has been playing Call of Duty 4...
Indeed lol
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6917|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

firebolt5 wrote:

The kid has been playing Call of Duty 4...
Indeed lol
Turkish! How u been? (:
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6914
Hero or not he needs to undo that top button, it's ruining his hardman look.
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Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6716

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

firebolt5 wrote:

The kid has been playing Call of Duty 4...
Indeed lol
Turkish! How u been? (:
All fine man all fine... finally got my new internet connection.
How are things over there?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6917|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:


Indeed lol
Turkish! How u been? (:
All fine man all fine... finally got my new internet connection.
How are things over there?
Cold and dark. Nice jetlag tho!
A12345
Member
+77|6914
so was it a bulldog choke?

https://www.sherdog.net/forums/attachments/f12/29653d1126988534-whats-bulldog-choke-newtonmiletich3-copy.jpg
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6380
Can't you just grab the dogs throat and choke it to death? FFS it can't be that hard...

When the dog jumps on you you put your hands around his throat and roll over and you choke the bastard, I've never been in a fight really but that would seem to work pretty easy to me, especially with a dog...
jord
Member
+2,382|7122|The North, beyond the wall.

Bradt3hleader wrote:

Can't you just grab the dogs throat and choke it to death? FFS it can't be that hard...

When the dog jumps on you you put your hands around his throat and roll over and you choke the bastard, I've never been in a fight really but that would seem to work pretty easy to me, especially with a dog...
You are a Walt of the highest order.
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6443|...
courageous kid, sure as hell wouldn't work on my doggie though :d.

(luckily mine isn't agressive either so it's all good ;d)
inane little opines
firebolt5
Member
+114|6599

Bradt3hleader wrote:

Can't you just grab the dogs throat and choke it to death? FFS it can't be that hard...

When the dog jumps on you you put your hands around his throat and roll over and you choke the bastard, I've never been in a fight really but that would seem to work pretty easy to me, especially with a dog...
Oh god...
CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine

Bradt3hleader wrote:

Can't you just grab the dogs throat and choke it to death? FFS it can't be that hard...

When the dog jumps on you you put your hands around his throat and roll over and you choke the bastard, I've never been in a fight really but that would seem to work pretty easy to me, especially with a dog...
Go bitch slap a pitbull in the face and then see if your choking method works. Chances are, it will rip your hand off and then eat your throat.

EDIT: Oh, and for the record, I have a 90ish pound Foxhound/Dalmatian/Pitbull mix, and I play fight with her a lot. I get her goin and she'll play bite me and I'll push her around and such. I can tell you that even with her just playin, it's very difficult to hold her head or keep her in one position.

So, good luck doing that to a dog that's truly pissed off.

Last edited by CrazeD (2009-01-12 13:55:46)

I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6576|Scotland!

Bradt3hleader wrote:

Can't you just grab the dogs throat and choke it to death? FFS it can't be that hard...

When the dog jumps on you you put your hands around his throat and roll over and you choke the bastard, I've never been in a fight really but that would seem to work pretty easy to me, especially with a dog...
my pit bull is still a puppy but wrestling with her she can turn all kinds of awkward ways while scratching and biting at the same time

if she was really after my throat she'd get it no problem
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6774|teh alien spaceshit

Bradt3hleader wrote:

Can't you just grab the dogs throat and choke it to death? FFS it can't be that hard...

When the dog jumps on you you put your hands around his throat and roll over and you choke the bastard, I've never been in a fight really but that would seem to work pretty easy to me, especially with a dog...
Too many movies and games.
Unless you are a higly trained "dog assasin", that wouldn't happen.
Don't belive me? Try choking Amber, my friend's german shephard.
She is massive, and her teeth are the size of a stick eraser.
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6889|EE Chat
https://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa179/reddhedd93/loalz.jpg
Couldn't resist.
Wreckognize
Member
+294|6929
That kid is gonna get so much pussy when he's older.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7022|Columbus, OH
I must agree he is a hero but I like these kids better

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