blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7089
COLUMBUS, Ohio — A man who was carjacked outside a south side restaurant said his friends helped him come up with a plan to outsmart the thieves, 10TV News reported Thursday.

Alan Heuss was sitting in his BMW on Wednesday night with the engine running when a man with a gun approached him, 10TV's Kurt Ludlow reported.

"Some young man came up and opened the passenger door and stuck a gun in my face and told me to get out," Heuss said.

The thieves got away with Heuss' car, cell phone and some cash.

Heuss filed a police report and then met his friends to drown his sorrows, Ludlow reported. One of his friends came up with an idea to contact the thieves.

"He said 'I'm going to text these guys, I'm going to blow some smoke their way,'" Heuss said. "He said. 'I'm going to tell them I've got a bunch of hot chicks, as if I'm texting you, and that we've got some drugs, too.'"

The carjackers took the bait, Ludlow reported.

"Very early in the morning they gave him the address where they were," Heuss said. "They were expecting this hot chick to arrive with drugs, and Columbus police officers arrived instead."

Three men were caught red-handed in the stolen vehicle. Heuss said he expected to get his vehicle out of the impound lot on Friday.

"It's a little seven-hour saga where the good guys won," Heuss said.

Investigators said the carjackers are suspected in a series of car thefts.
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SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6855|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Hehehehehe.

Justice got served
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6981|Long Island, New York
Bahaha. That's awesome.

gg.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6596|what

lol

These are the sort of people who should be in the police force.
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GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6663|Phoenix, AZ
pure awesomeness....


so clever


"yooo john i got that coke you wanted, ill have that fine bitch chelsea drop it off for you, where u at?"
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6592|'straya
Lol fail carjackers are fail
OmniDeath
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+726|7087

Lol, I live in Columbus. Hope I don't get carjacked... at least i know what to do now just in case
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6745
Awesome!
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6716
...Owned?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
How fucking thick can you get?  This story belongs in Swansea, its a shit hole in South Wales where the kids live on Sunny Delight.  Baby boys are called Chesney and Baby girls Mercedes.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7090|Poundland

1927 wrote:

How fucking thick can you get?  This story belongs in Swansea, its a shit hole in South Wales where the kids live on Sunny Delight.  Baby boys are called Chesney and Baby girls Mercedes.
LOL my housemate is from Swansea. He's quite upmarket. Maybe the exception?
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|7009|Area 51
haha, awsm
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

bennisboy wrote:

1927 wrote:

How fucking thick can you get?  This story belongs in Swansea, its a shit hole in South Wales where the kids live on Sunny Delight.  Baby boys are called Chesney and Baby girls Mercedes.
LOL my housemate is from Swansea. He's quite upmarket. Maybe the exception?
No he's lying.

No way did he get good enough grades to escape that shit hole down west.

Go through his things now while he ain't looking:  Lucky Heather above the bed?? Pegs ready for sale??  Shoes got holes in??  Pot Noodle (rat flavour).  Picture of him in bed with Mum and Dad.......Sister and the dog?  They are the true tell tale signs.  Ask him what the internet is see what he says.  If he says his 'Mammies toilet is outside' then ok, he's from Swansea.  But if he got a job or grades, tell him 'stfu' or he could cause fucking havoc back in his hometown and when he next returns may get a hero's welcome like he been to Iraq or summat.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7090|Poundland

1927 wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

1927 wrote:

How fucking thick can you get?  This story belongs in Swansea, its a shit hole in South Wales where the kids live on Sunny Delight.  Baby boys are called Chesney and Baby girls Mercedes.
LOL my housemate is from Swansea. He's quite upmarket. Maybe the exception?
No he's lying.

No way did he get good enough grades to escape that shit hole down west.

Go through his things now while he ain't looking:  Lucky Heather above the bed?? Pegs ready for sale??  Shoes got holes in??  Pot Noodle (rat flavour).  Picture of him in bed with Mum and Dad.......Sister and the dog?  They are the true tell tale signs.  Ask him what the internet is see what he says.  If he says his 'Mammies toilet is outside' then ok, he's from Swansea.  But if he got a job or grades, tell him 'stfu' or he could cause fucking havoc back in his hometown and when he next returns may get a hero's welcome like he been to Iraq or summat.
Lol, well he's not from deepest swansea, he's from a village just outside it. Which may explain it!
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6766|Orrstrayleea
Hahhahaha how stupid can you get
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6680|Uk

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Hahhahaha how stupid can you get
apparently very
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6574|Carnoustie MASSIF
Had a nice wee chuckle to myself at this, very clever hehehe.

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