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2009-01-12 01:51:14
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I'll spell a whole sentance correctly

I'll go a whole month without not taking something the wrong way

I'll go a whole month without confusing someone

I'll have to move to bloody trackr (well I dont but I love you hoe's)

I'll ask for girl advice

I'll do my usual 1 yearly post in DS&T (whatever it is)

I'll add a few more of you to my facebook

I cant promise what bf2s will bring to me but thats what I'll bring
2009-01-12 01:53:23
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6914

1927 wrote:

I'll spell a whole sentance correctly
'27 you failed at the very first hurdle, straight out of the gate... .

*sentence.

And whack a full-stop on that too.

Also, what say you Sheffa to this criminally underexposed post that fell foul to the mechanics of new-page Forum whizzery?

My Own Awesomeness wrote:

I assume what, sorry? You've lost me. It's a well-established scientific fact that the Welsh transported the syphilis strain from sheep into humans through their habitual hilltop buggery and manic meadow marmite mining. Your entire subhuman race is to blame for one of the most annoying inconveniences of the modern-day student lifestyle! I can no longer stick my penis into random unidentified women because of the sinful deeds that your great-uncle Dafydd committed against poor Dolly the Sheep on that fateful misty morn up in the valleys of Aberystwyth!

I have nothing to hide; as your signature succinctly displays, I enjoy a bit of the old cock from time to time- indulging in the Southern hobby. But it does no harm to anyone, let alone ENDANGERING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND BRINGING ABOUT AN EARLY OVINE ARMAGEDDON!!!!!11

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-12 01:54:18)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
2009-01-12 02:02:23
bennisboy
Member
+829|7090|Poundland

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

I'll spell a whole sentance correctly
'27 you failed at the very first hurdle, straight out of the gate... .

*sentence.

And whack a full-stop on that too.

Also, what say you Sheffa to this criminally underexposed post that fell foul to the mechanics of new-page Forum whizzery?

My Own Awesomeness wrote:

I assume what, sorry? You've lost me. It's a well-established scientific fact that the Welsh transported the syphilis strain from sheep into humans through their habitual hilltop buggery and manic meadow marmite mining. Your entire subhuman race is to blame for one of the most annoying inconveniences of the modern-day student lifestyle! I can no longer stick my penis into random unidentified women because of the sinful deeds that your great-uncle Dafydd committed against poor Dolly the Sheep on that fateful misty morn up in the valleys of Aberystwyth!

I have nothing to hide; as your signature succinctly displays, I enjoy a bit of the old cock from time to time- indulging in the Southern hobby. But it does no harm to anyone, let alone ENDANGERING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND BRINGING ABOUT AN EARLY OVINE ARMAGEDDON!!!!!11
I say dont say having a little bit of cock is a southern hobby. I like girls and only girls, and I'm from the south
2009-01-12 02:14:32
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

I'll spell a whole sentance correctly
'27 you failed at the very first hurdle, straight out of the gate... .

*sentence.

And whack a full-stop on that too.

Also, what say you Sheffa to this criminally underexposed post that fell foul to the mechanics of new-page Forum whizzery?

My Own Awesomeness wrote:

I assume what, sorry? You've lost me. It's a well-established scientific fact that the Welsh transported the syphilis strain from sheep into humans through their habitual hilltop buggery and manic meadow marmite mining. Your entire subhuman race is to blame for one of the most annoying inconveniences of the modern-day student lifestyle! I can no longer stick my penis into random unidentified women because of the sinful deeds that your great-uncle Dafydd committed against poor Dolly the Sheep on that fateful misty morn up in the valleys of Aberystwyth!

I have nothing to hide; as your signature succinctly displays, I enjoy a bit of the old cock from time to time- indulging in the Southern hobby. But it does no harm to anyone, let alone ENDANGERING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND BRINGING ABOUT AN EARLY OVINE ARMAGEDDON!!!!!11
How the fuck am I suposed to know what that means.  I'll have a guess though (its written with long words n shit)  I think the scientitsts need to take a step back.  It wasnt men fucking monkeys up the ass that caused AIDS, or Leather clad rock /pop stars, its was us Welsh that invented it by rustling sheep.  Thats why you get a good aids and a bad aids.  Bit like Marc Fowler had on Eastenders years ago.  Took that poor cunt 10 years to die and every day he was a misery guts.  Fuck knows what his Mums excuse was.

As for the grammer correction, dont worry bout it.  I aint going to change sorry.  Im far too stuck in my 'ol boy' ways for that.  But I have a whole year to get my sentance right.  If I think a word looks right I'm going to spell it that way.  Its fucking wicked being me at times I tell ya.
2009-01-12 02:23:42
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7011|NYC / Hamburg

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

DU gets AIDS from Max, as do all girls under the age of 13.
sweet. Loads of sex
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
2009-01-12 02:26:55
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6232|Catherine Black

max wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

DU gets AIDS from Max, as do all girls under the age of 13.
sweet. Loads of sex
You're disgustingly funny.

I'll not get banned in '09.



I've only been banned once in 204 days. I think I've matured a lot. I can do eet.
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2009-01-12 02:27:05
baggs
Member
+732|6648

max wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

DU gets AIDS from Max, as do all girls under the age of 13.
sweet. Loads of sex
It's just wrong, so so wrong.
2009-01-12 04:08:11
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6933|Gogledd Cymru

Uzique wrote:

Also, what say you Sheffa to this criminally underexposed post that fell foul to the mechanics of new-page Forum whizzery?

My Own Awesomeness wrote:

I assume what, sorry? You've lost me. It's a well-established scientific fact that the Welsh transported the syphilis strain from sheep into humans through their habitual hilltop buggery and manic meadow marmite mining. Your entire subhuman race is to blame for one of the most annoying inconveniences of the modern-day student lifestyle! I can no longer stick my penis into random unidentified women because of the sinful deeds that your great-uncle Dafydd committed against poor Dolly the Sheep on that fateful misty morn up in the valleys of Aberystwyth!

I have nothing to hide; as your signature succinctly displays, I enjoy a bit of the old cock from time to time- indulging in the Southern hobby. But it does no harm to anyone, let alone ENDANGERING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND BRINGING ABOUT AN EARLY OVINE ARMAGEDDON!!!!!11
Sorry, I was at a lecture, god forbid!

I'm skipping my current one just to retort to this however.

You go on about my great nation spreading aids around and causing no harm, however, quite the contrary my southern friend. Your sort, yes you homosexuals are spreading around da aids when engaging in your public toilet acts of sodomy!!!

 

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