BF2S Forums Message from Elena

Reply With:

TITS OR GTFO

Gooners wrote:

Reply With:

TITS OR GTFO

its the only option tbh

She sounds like a nice girl. Does she blow?

JoshP wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Reply With:

TITS OR GTFO

No. Reply with

Hey I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.

Email your reply back asap ~ David

as i do to all nigerian scams now Fuck the consequences

lol good one +1

I never get these kinda spam e-mails. Makes me feel left out

I only get about one every couple weeks, this was the only one to make me laugh though.

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

I never get these kinda spam e-mails. Makes me feel left out

gimme your email address and I can send you some.

Gooners wrote:

Reply With:

TITS OR GTFO

hahaha made me lol

Roc18 wrote:

In Soviet Russia scam email you!

In Soviet Russia job losted you!

1927 wrote:

How come this poor thing is in Russia, her life is shit, she's uneducated, dosen't speak very good English and yet still puts my spelling and granma to shame?

Not suprisingly, the education standards in impoverished parts of Russia are higher than that found in Wales. I'm sure that answers your question there taffy

White-Fusion wrote:

Spam email wrote:

Hi, My name is Elena I have 32 year and I live in Russian province. I work in library and after my work I can use computer when it possible.I find your address in internet and I decide to write you this letter. I have 7 year daughter Angelina, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother. Due to the crisis in our country my mother losted job and our situacion became very difficult.The price for heating our home very high and we can not afford it anymore.

The weather is very cold here already ( minus 19 degrees Celsius) and we don't know what to do. We need portable stove which give heat from burning wood. We have many wood in our region, but we cannot buy the stove in local market because it costequivalent of 193 Euro and very expensive for us.  If you have any portable wood-burning-stove, I pray that you can donate it to us and organize transport of its to our address. We live 200km from Moscow.

I wait for your answer.

Elena.

Could always match Elena up with this old chick from England ...

Poor Mrs. jenipha kenny wrote:

Greetings

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I will die.

My name is Mrs. jenipha kenny from London, I am 58years old, and I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast. From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond few months, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage.


I was brought up in a motherless baby’s home, and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child. My husband and I are true Christians, but quite unfortunately,he died in a fatal motor accident. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $4.85 Million dollars with a Financial Bank. Presently, this money is still in their custody, and the management just wrote me as the legitimate depositor to inform me of the maturity date of my deposit or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over as a result of my illness, or they get it confiscated.

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and proceed distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor, motherless baby’s, orphanage homes and widows around. I must let you know that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this issue because I have no further option. i hope you will help see my last wishes come true.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my late husdand's lawyer he will direct you on how to get the fund transfered. I will also issue you a letter of authorization, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hope to hear from you soonest.


Yours sincererity,
Mrs. jenipha kenny

aweswome! send er a stove, i still love this email:

FROM THE DESK OF MR SALIFU AHMED, AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANEGER, BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO. CONTACT E-MAIL ADDRESS: salifu_ahmed002@yahoo.fr  DEAR FRIEND,  I AM THE MANAGER OF AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$12.5M DOLLARS (TWELVE MILLON FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH, GERMANY) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.FOR MORE INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE CRASH YOU CAN VISIT THIS SITE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDLINGS AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL. THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SOME YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.  I AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FORIEGN ACCOUNT WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 55% WOULD BE FOR ME THEREAFTER, I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED. THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU ARRANGED,YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED WITH A TEXT OF APPLICATION THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU,SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.  UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THIS TRANSACTION. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS LETTER.  TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY. 1. FULL NAME 2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER 3. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.  THANK YOU. FROM MR SALIFU AHMED,

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