KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,992|7075|949

Buckles wrote:

It's Irn Bru you doughnuts
What does that mean calling someone a "doughnut".  Is that like someone who takes a lot of time to type out color tags for a simple one phrase post?
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6770|England
I like water too I just had the bottle in my room and a glass. And I couldn't be bothered to go get anything else. I know it's a lot of sugar intake, but as long as it doesn't kill the kids to be I'm happy
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|6164|Gulf Coast

If Dr Pepper lowers sperm count I'll drink it exclusively from now on.                 What?....it's better than condoms. 
CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine
You have like what, a billion of the fuckers? I don't think killing a few will make a difference.
lettuce
site lurkerer
+26|7087|cheshire u.k
a can or 2ltr bottle to the nuts at high velocity might lower your sperm count but otherwise i don't think so...
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|7000|Kent, UK

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Buckles wrote:

It's Irn Bru you doughnuts
What does that mean calling someone a "doughnut".  Is that like someone who takes a lot of time to type out color tags for a simple one phrase post?
You mean, like a one click macro? FF addon maybe?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,992|7075|949

Buckles wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Buckles wrote:

It's Irn Bru you doughnuts
What does that mean calling someone a "doughnut".  Is that like someone who takes a lot of time to type out color tags for a simple one phrase post?
You mean, like a one click macro? FF addon maybe?
I don't know, is it?  So before you edited the first post you just forgot to click the macro or what?  Either way, seems like a waste of time.  If you need to find your post in a topic why not just have your sig colored?
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7044|132 and Bush

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Buckles wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:


What does that mean calling someone a "doughnut".  Is that like someone who takes a lot of time to type out color tags for a simple one phrase post?
You mean, like a one click macro? FF addon maybe?
I don't know, is it?  So before you edited the first post you just forgot to click the macro or what?  Either way, seems like a waste of time.  If you need to find your post in a topic why not just have your sig colored?
Or maybe an avatar?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|7000|Kent, UK
I added the URL.
And I always use blue text, that against the rules now?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,992|7075|949

Buckles wrote:

I added the URL.
And I always use blue text, that against the rules now?
I'm just being fussy, ask Kman.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6125
Where the fuck did you silly Euros get Dr. Pepper from? It's Mountain Dew and other yellow/green sodas with Yellow 5, and it's not true.

Message:

A SILLY, DANGEROUS RUMOR

Yellow No. 5 , for which its chemical name is tartrazine, is a coloring dye approved by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for giving a bright lemon yellow color to various foods, beverages, candy, ice cream, drugs, and cosmetics . Used since 1916, Yellow No. 5 has long been accepted as safe by the Food and Drug Administration. The teen age rumor about Yellow No. 5 seems to center on the popular drink made by Pepsico, Mountain Dew.

The molecular structure of tartrazine, Yellow No. 5 is --

From the chemical point of view, tartrazine is an extremely stable molecule which may account for both its relative lack of toxicty and also the fact that it comes out of the body pretty much as it goes in: YELLOW. As a highly water soluble salt, it probably passes effeciently through the kidneys • • • and out.

The silly school yard rumor has gone so far as to claim that Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy because it reduces sperm count or sperm motility. Not true. This misinformation is obviously dangerous. Those who foolishly drink a few bottles of Mountain Dew so that they can have "safe" sex are bound to become foolish parents.

The rumor goes back to the mid-1990s, at least. Variants over time have included the belief that Mountain Dew causes young males' testicles to shrink and/or their penises to shrivel. Where these notions came from is unclear, but they resemble tales going even further back (at least a decade) among African Americans about companies allegedly owned by the Ku Klux Klan or other racist organizations putting sterility-causing ingredients in foods and beverages popular with black people. But unless the label would warn Whites about this "hazard" how could it possibly work?

Because tons of Yellow No. 5 has been used in hundreds of American food and drink products for nearly 100 years, if it were shrinking penises and testes, or knocking sperm counts down we'd probably have heard something more than rumors about it by now.

The FDA's established acceptable daily intake [ADI] for Yellow No. 5, tartrazine is 5.0 milligrams per kilogram of body weight per day. This is about 0.01 ounces for a 132-pound person. Many other common food products contain Yellow No. 5 as well, so more than just Mountain Dew drinkers would notice the effect if it were real.

Soft drinks don't contain a significantly larger amount of Yellow No. 5 than other food products. The FDA has required since 1979 that food and drugs containing Yellow No. 5 be labeled to indicate its presence. The U.S. Department of Agriculture requires similar labeling for meat and poultry. But that requirement came about because tartrazine was found to be associated with a variety of allergic type reactions in sensitive people, not because it wreaked havoc with the male reproductive system.

Most likely, the Yellow No. 5/Mountain Dew rumor keeps going because male drinkers of the stuff notice that their urine can become intensely yellow. Well, think about it. What goes into your mouth comes out somewhere else. Because tartrazine tends not to be changed in the body, it exits the body through the kidneys into the bladder in urine as it entered the body" bright yellow. By the way, girls who take in Yellow No. 5 will similarly produce intensely yellow urine. However, adolescent and college male youth seem more taken up with the penis- testis-sperm association of yellow urine than are their female counterparts.

Pepsico, the makers of Mountain Dew, has become so distressed by this rumor that they put up a special Homepage to answer questions about it.

Be that as it may, be sure to spread the fact that Mountain Dew or any other substance containing Yellow No. 5 cannot possibly be a contraceptive. All it does is make food, drinks and urine turn yellow.

The spread of falsehoods about Mountain Dew among teenagers has some health care officials worried. The state of Wisconsin issued a warning to parents recently that the rumor could result in unwanted pregnancies if it goes unchallenged. Marjorie Saltzman, a longtime Planned Parenthood volunteer in Portland, Oregon, has lobbied PepsiCo to address the misinformation through advertising or special warning labels, so far without success. The company claims it has never received a consumer inquiry or complaint about the rumor.

To find out which are the real contraceptives that work contact Planned Parenthood of America. They'll tell you the truth.
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/20 … .Me.r.html
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6680|Uk
Dr Pepper...Whats the worst that could happen???
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7044|132 and Bush

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Buckles wrote:

I added the URL.
And I always use blue text, that against the rules now?
I'm just being fussy, ask Kman.
He's miffed and is about to go riot.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7157|Purplicious Wisconsin
Coca Cola and Pepsi also lower your sperm count too.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|7000|Kent, UK

Kmarion wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Buckles wrote:

I added the URL.
And I always use blue text, that against the rules now?
I'm just being fussy, ask Kman.
He's miffed and is about to go riot.
Ah ofc, he's in London. He off to Heathrow tonight?
CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine

War Man wrote:

Coca Cola and Pepsi also lower your sperm count too.
Drink lots of it pl0x.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6944|so randum

CrazeD wrote:

War Man wrote:

Coca Cola and Pepsi also lower your sperm count too.
Drink lots of it pl0x.
hahahhahahhah

someone call the fire brigade.



SO THEY CAN LAUGH TOO
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6574|Carnoustie MASSIF
Tbh
phishman420
Banned
+821|6125

War Man wrote:

Coca Cola and Pepsi also lower your sperm count too.
Tomorrow I'm going there the day after today.
SealXo
Member
+309|6979

SgtHeihn wrote:

7 glasses in a 1/2hr is way too much sugar. Well it dehydrates you and that lowers your sperm count.
acne

Last edited by SealXo (2009-01-12 18:24:39)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,992|7075|949

I drank 12 sodas in 24 hours over the weekend.  For some reason I crave soda when I'm hungover.  I'll be getting a diabetes test the next time I go to the doctor.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6914
Yes, Dr.Pepper does.

And Polo's.

And AIDS.
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CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6574|Carnoustie MASSIF

Wreckognize wrote:

1.  Drink more Dr. Pepper and become impotent
2.  Enjoy fucking women bareback
3. ???
4. Profit

"It's ok baby, we don't need a condom.  I drink Dr. Pepper."
Fucking women whilst impotent? Gg son. /fail.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6145|College Park, MD
Mountain Dew gives people Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
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Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7019|London

JakAttaK wrote:

Aries_37 wrote:

max wrote:


Fix'd
Ja ok
lol it was a joke m8. If you can't see where we got that from then you really must be 5

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