killer21
Because f*ck you that's why.
+400|7034|Reisterstown, MD

AJC wrote:

LAGUNA BEACH, Calif. — A rare gull that apparently tried to eat a couple's ice cream was euthanized after the man beat the bird with a stick. Dragan Djuric, 50, of Wichita, Kansas, and his wife were eating ice cream New Year's Eve on the boardwalk at Main Beach when a flock of birds attacked them, Laguna Beach police Sgt. Jeff Calvert said.

One bird hit Djuric's wife in the head and tried to take the ice cream. Djuric was defecated on.

The couple dropped the frozen food and Djuric began hitting the birds with a stick, Calvert said.

One of the birds — a rare Heermann's gull — sustained a broken wing and was later euthanized.

Djuric was cited and released on suspicion of animal cruelty.

Heermann's gulls are on the Audubon Society's watch list for at-risk birds. The creatures are surprisingly aggressive and steal fish from the pouches of pelicans and chase other birds to take their prey, according to the society's Web site.

The estimated population of Heermann's gulls is 525,000.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7183|Comber, Northern Ireland
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killer21
Because f*ck you that's why.
+400|7034|Reisterstown, MD

AJC wrote:

Djuric was defecated on.
This makes me laugh...hard
Benzin
Member
+576|6442
Let the man be.

Gulls are just the pigeons of the ocean, anyway. But they are funnier than pigeons.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6125

CapnNismo wrote:

Let the man be.

Gulls are just the pigeons of the ocean, anyway. But they are funnier than pigeons.
And hungrier.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6981|Long Island, New York
My mom's ex-bf was in the Air Force. He said when seagulls would fly around the runway, he and others would go out with a bunch of alkaseltzer tablets, throw them up and watch the Seagulls catch them. Their stomachs can't handle them, so they explode.

Morbid, but funny! And I'm an animal lover.
mikkel
Member
+383|7045
So the guy defends himself from a notoriously aggressive bird, and gets cited for suspicion of animal cruelty? If things happened in the way that the story suggests, then that's pretty ridiculous.
N00bkilla55404
Voices are calling...
+136|6375|Somewhere out in Space

Poseidon wrote:

My mom's ex-bf was in the Air Force. He said when seagulls would fly around the runway, he and others would go out with a bunch of alkaseltzer tablets, throw them up and watch the Seagulls catch them. Their stomachs can't handle them, so they explode.

Morbid, but funny! And I'm an animal lover.
literally explode?
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7186|FUCK UBISOFT

Seagulls, Sky Kittens.
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CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine

N00bkilla55404 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

My mom's ex-bf was in the Air Force. He said when seagulls would fly around the runway, he and others would go out with a bunch of alkaseltzer tablets, throw them up and watch the Seagulls catch them. Their stomachs can't handle them, so they explode.

Morbid, but funny! And I'm an animal lover.
literally explode?
No. Their stomach ruptures.

They have no way to release the gas, IE: they can't burp.

EDIT:

Miggle wrote:

Seagulls, Sky Kittens.
BWAHAHAHAHA! !!!

Last edited by CrazeD (2009-01-14 16:23:07)

Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6145|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:

My mom's ex-bf was in the Air Force. He said when seagulls would fly around the runway, he and others would go out with a bunch of alkaseltzer tablets, throw them up and watch the Seagulls catch them. Their stomachs can't handle them, so they explode.

Morbid, but funny! And I'm an animal lover.
remind me to bring alka-seltzer when i go to the beach

Bit of a harsh reaction from the guy, but oh well. In the jungle, a sloth does not try to steal a panther's catch. If he does, he promptly gets his shit ruined.

That said, I would've put it out of its misery right then and there.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2009-01-14 16:30:42)

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Noobpatty
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+194|6797|West NY
CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine
A more fun thing to do is to soak bread in beer, and then throw it to the Seagulls.

They'll get drunk and drown.
tuckergustav
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Noobpatty
ʎʇʇɐdqoou
+194|6797|West NY

CrazeD wrote:

A more fun thing to do is to soak bread in beer, and then throw it to the Seagulls.

They'll get drunk and drown.
THAT, sir, would be animal cruelty.
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+422|6766|Orrstrayleea

killer21 wrote:

AJC wrote:

Djuric was defecated on.
This makes me laugh...hard

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