bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6595

Here's an e-mail I got today. If this is real then I want to work at Google



https://i43.tinypic.com/13zpnh0.jpg

We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously .. as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light ...


https://i39.tinypic.com/2ilzc09.jpg

Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors .. There are also poles available ... they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.


https://i40.tinypic.com/k2blap.jpg

Food. Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink.


https://i44.tinypic.com/16anqtl.jpg

Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.

https://i44.tinypic.com/141nvh4.jpg

INOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers.   

https://i40.tinypic.com/2chuwlh.jpg

LEISURE. Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas.


https://i44.tinypic.com/14e84kj.jpg

Communication... On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs.


https://i39.tinypic.com/2eof7yd.jpg

Technical Support: Problem with your computer ? No problem ... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed ..


https://i39.tinypic.com/15wncx.jpg

Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available.   


https://i43.tinypic.com/dmww83.jpg

REST ... This room provides massage chairs that you control ... while you view relaxing aquariums ...


https://i40.tinypic.com/2dqowhy.jpg

Ambiance ... There are many books in this library ... even some about programming !!
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6849|England

Do they actually do any work there?

Fuck me. Link?
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6677|The Gem Saloon
im calling BS.


particularly the slides/poles.

insurance fucking nightmare!
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6805|...



Snake wrote:

Do they actually do any work there?
yes, 24/7 probably

Last edited by jsnipy (2009-01-18 14:37:21)

blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6030|Croatia
Now I want to work at google even as a janitor

Spoiler (highlight to read):
free goodies for me when everybody goes home
TheDonkey
Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt
+163|6000|Vancouver, BC, Canada
It's all pretty much true.

A while back I watched some documentary on TV about Google and the whole experience.


There's something like 4-5 full Buffet's with world class chef's and everything.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6884|132 and Bush

Xbone Stormsurgezz
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6736|The Twilight Zone

Snake wrote:

Do they actually do any work there?

Fuck me. Link?
Thats what I asked myself too

blah wrote:

Now I want to work at google even as a janitor

Spoiler (highlight to read):
free goodies for me when everybody goes home
Ł@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Ł

Last edited by .Sup (2009-01-18 14:57:08)

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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6884|132 and Bush

cult tbh.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6502|Phoenix, AZ
I believe everything but the slides...    Looked shooped to me


My mom went for a job at google a few months ago (HR) and she named a few of those things
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6664|the land of bourbon
a friend of mine works for google... it's everything you see there.  and it's not a placed for 'stoned slackers.'  he has a masters degree in advanced cryptography, and he puts it to use.
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Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|6033|شمال
Playground, thats what it is
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
tuckergustav
...
+1,590|6196|...

yeah...they have lots of perks...but its how they get the "best of the best".
...
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6047|Belgium
https://i44.tinypic.com/16anqtl.jpg

Lol @ the guy on the left
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6631|Belfast
holy shit thats
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6216|United States
they must work their asses off
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6932

GodFather wrote:

I believe everything but the slides...    Looked shooped to me


My mom went for a job at google a few months ago (HR) and she named a few of those things
The slides are real.

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