Things you just wish you hadn't said..

2009-01-18 13:23:42

#76

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6837|The Gem Saloon

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Parker wrote:
about a month back i met this chick at a bar, and we hit it off pretty well...

we were sitting in my car talking after the bar closed and i asked, "so how many of those guys in the bar have been inside you?".

nothing but class right here, gentlemen
o.O And why have you done that?!?! Still is pretty funny

i wanted to make sure i wasnt going to be fuckin around with some whore...

for what its worth, i eventually hit it

2009-01-18 13:24:28

#77

phishman420: Banned; +821|6124

Parker wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Parker wrote:
about a month back i met this chick at a bar, and we hit it off pretty well...

we were sitting in my car talking after the bar closed and i asked, "so how many of those guys in the bar have been inside you?".

nothing but class right here, gentlemen
o.O And why have you done that?!?! Still is pretty funny
i wanted to make sure i wasnt going to be fuckin around with some whore...

for what its worth, i eventually hit it

What was her response to the question?

2009-01-18 13:24:56

#78

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7199|Scotland

Telling 2 girls you love them on same night? Then having to see them the next day, realise they remember and you don't ( friend told me after ) and well... The story may continue.

2009-01-18 13:25:09

#79

JoshP: Banned; +176|6132|Notts, UK

Because titch won't post it...

Me and him were standing at a bus stop outside our school, talking, and then titch just said something like "what a nigger" really loud

There was only one other person at the bus stop... a black kid from the year below about 2 feet away

Needless to say i lol'd hard inside

2009-01-18 13:33:23

#80

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7020|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Zimmer wrote:
Telling 2 girls you love them on same night? Then having to see them the next day, realise they remember and you don't ( friend told me after ) and well... The story may continue.

oh....email your reply asap

@parker *Give an e-high five*

2009-01-18 13:36:36

#81

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6837|The Gem Saloon

phishman420 wrote:
Parker wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
o.O And why have you done that?!?! Still is pretty funny
i wanted to make sure i wasnt going to be fuckin around with some whore...

for what its worth, i eventually hit it
What was her response to the question?

she just kinda looked at me with her mouth wide open, like "wtf?".

but then she said she had only fucked one guy in there, which turned out to be true.

@roger
return on the e high five.
[/borat voice]
very nice!

2009-01-18 13:49:28

#82

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6190|Croatia

I burped at geography class

that's the thing I wish never came out of my mouth
Then I tried the "Who me?"-look-at-the-guy-sitting-behind-you-and-blame-it-on-him trick
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Of course no one was sitting behind me which led to even greater fail

2009-01-18 14:26:37

#83

Shadow893: lel; +75|7135|England

blah wrote:
I burped at geography class

that's the thing I wish never came out of my mouth
Then I tried the "Who me?"-look-at-the-guy-sitting-behind-you-and-blame-it-on-him trick
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Of course no one was sitting behind me which led to even greater fail

i do that all the time except i fart - which is even harder to disguise cos all of your so-called "friends" sitting next to you instantly turn and go DAYUM. which really doesn't help lol. i still try to play it off

2009-01-18 14:34:44

#84

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6906|Tyne & Wear, England

Switch wrote:
Oh god, this brought back a few memories. I had been in the pub for a while and was starting to get a bit drunk. We'll there was this chubby lass and I said, thinking it would be a compliment at the time...

"Fucking hell, if you lost a couple of stone you would be hot"
She was crying in the toilet for about an hour and I felt like a right dick.

Aaaandd, I saw her in a club the other day and she still hasn't forgave me

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2009-01-18 15:31:05

#85

Slarty: Member; +37|6407|Ingerland

It wasn't actually me that said it, but the very next day after my dad had passed away, my two sisters and I were at our mums. Obviously it was a very sombre atmosphere but, and as I'm sure some of you will know, you try to at least keeps spirits up. Something was said while we were all in the kitchen, in a joking way, and one of my sisters said to the other sister "oh drop dead".

To make matters worse she had no idea why my other sister, my mum and myself were all just looking at her Stupid fucking bitch.

2009-01-18 16:10:31

#86

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6575|Scotland!

Slarty wrote:
It wasn't actually me that said it, but the very next day after my dad had passed away, my two sisters and I were at our mums. Obviously it was a very sombre atmosphere but, and as I'm sure some of you will know, you try to at least keeps spirits up. Something was said while we were all in the kitchen, in a joking way, and one of my sisters said to the other sister "oh drop dead".

To make matters worse she had no idea why my other sister, my mum and myself were all just looking at her Stupid fucking bitch.

OH I GET IT

2009-01-18 16:31:58

#87

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7223|Great Brown North

more like i laughed when i shouldnt have...

in 9th grade my teacher was telling a story about how one of his childhood friends was killed by one of the giant snowblowers they use for sidewalk clearing... i dont know why but i couldnt help laughing... and then laughing some more i got sent to the counselor

2009-01-18 16:33:29

#88

phishman420: Banned; +821|6124

krazed wrote:
more like i laughed when i shouldnt have...

in 9th grade my teacher was telling a story about how one of his childhood friends was killed by one of the giant snowblowers they use for sidewalk clearing... i dont know why but i couldnt help laughing... and then laughing some more i got sent to the counselor

lol

2009-01-18 16:36:26

#89

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6913

krazed wrote:
more like i laughed when i shouldnt have...

in 9th grade my teacher was telling a story about how one of his childhood friends was killed by one of the giant snowblowers they use for sidewalk clearing... i dont know why but i couldnt help laughing... and then laughing some more i got sent to the counselor

yeah but that was because your dad touched you in the bath, not becuase you laughred out of turn.

duh

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2009-01-18 16:41:15

#90

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7209|Cambridge (UK)

This one's a classic:

I was playing online poker on one table whilst chatting to a couple of people on another table. Had a decent, playable, hand, so switched away, played the hand, then returned to the table I was chatting to people on. Flipped up the chat log to see what had been discussed and one of the players I was chatting with had commented on how addicted he was to poker. So I said "Start worrying when you see dead babies crawling across the ceiling" (a reference to the film 'Trainspotting', for those that don't know) then I scroll down... to find, just before, I'd made that comment that same person had just said that his wife was expecting!

D'OH!

Fortunately he got the reference and my meaning.

2009-01-18 16:44:21

#91

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6596|what

About a week ago, hired about 12 dvd's (all over nighters) with mates. Plan was to watch and burn them since we had 2 pc's it wouldn't be a prob to burn them during the night as we got drunk and watched a movie.

Standing in line my friend sarcastically says "I don't think we can watch all of these tonight."

Me: "We're going to burn them, it doesn't matter."

Dead silence and half the people in the store turned away sheepishly followed by a "You best be jokin' " look from the cashier. We still hired them though.

2009-01-18 16:59:07

#92

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6962|Πάϊ

TheAussieReaper wrote:
About a week ago, hired about 12 dvd's (all over nighters) with mates. Plan was to watch and burn them since we had 2 pc's it wouldn't be a prob to burn them during the night as we got drunk and watched a movie.

Standing in line my friend sarcastically says "I don't think we can watch all of these tonight."

Me: "We're going to burn them, it doesn't matter."

Dead silence and half the people in the store turned away sheepishly followed by a "You best be jokin' " look from the cashier. We still hired them though.

lol

standard practice around here though... specially with pron

as for me I've said a few things from time to time... can't think right now... maybe because I block the really embarrassing moments...

but the most common I done two three times is when I get mad I let slip something bad about god or jesus etc around religious people... Guess I'll learn my lesson next time someone pounds me... You'd think christians would be all forgiving and mellow about shit like that - but they actually get really violent toward their fellow man

Last edited by oug (2009-01-18 17:08:02)

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2009-01-18 17:07:49

#93

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6142

krazed wrote:
more like i laughed when i shouldnt have...

in 9th grade my teacher was telling a story about how one of his childhood friends was killed by one of the giant snowblowers they use for sidewalk clearing... i dont know why but i couldnt help laughing... and then laughing some more i got sent to the counselor

For some reason the image of someone getting killed by those is funny.

I feel bad.

2009-01-18 18:14:45

#94

Tripulaci0n: Member; +14|6599

Every time I talk to my parents when Im drunk, something I wish I hadnt said comes out

2009-01-18 18:28:26

#95

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|6429|Aus, Qld

There is a guy in my class who's parents divorced, (i didn't know this at the time). We were at school and i was walking to my next class with some mates and this guy was there, and he has a different class to me, so i jokingly said, "I'm going to ditch you like your parents did." Needless to say, it didn't go down well .

2009-01-18 18:31:24

#96

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7209|Cambridge (UK)

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 0#p2471730

2009-01-18 18:33:49

#97

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6943|so randum

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 0#p2471730

you don't mean that!

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2009-01-18 18:35:57

#98

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|7018|London

krazed wrote:
more like i laughed when i shouldnt have...

in 9th grade my teacher was telling a story about how one of his childhood friends was killed by one of the giant snowblowers they use for sidewalk clearing... i dont know why but i couldnt help laughing... and then laughing some more i got sent to the counselor

wtf they sent you to the counselor?? I'm LOLing so hard right now I reckon if someone told that story in front of my yeargroup we would all laugh.

2009-01-18 19:08:37

#99

_raab: Member; +28|6676|Western Aust.

2 hot chicks arm wrestling. I say, "<girl 1> is going to win, she has more meat on her."

They just stop and give me the blankest look. My mates are laughing and I just say "oh shit". I guess I said it because <girl 2> was actually quite skinny.

2009-01-18 21:19:51

#100

Mattimus: Wardimus; +16|6267

One time when I was in like year 5 or 6, there was an Aboriginal girl in my class who had really bad B/O.

One time in some random ass sex ed class (yeah we did sex ed in year 5, wtf) the teacher was telling us about hormones and sweat etc, and how as we get older we start sweating more or some shit, I can't remember. Just as the room went silent, I turned to my friend and said 'So that's why *insert abo girl's name here* stinks'. Bad, bad timing.

The whole class just stared at me, not saying anything, and the abo girl stood up and ran crying from the room.

For the next few weeks I couldn't look her in the eye, it was so awkward. The teachers recommended us for counseling, but fuck that.

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