Lol these are great.
It was last week two of my friends and I were just walking out of a supermarket and one of my friends is acting like a complete idiot, so I said "god man how old are you?". While saying this a 70 year old (I'm guessing) man walks by and gives me the look.
This same guy who was acting like an idiot is dyslectic, and a group of people were just talking about how people they knew had died, so my friend starts talking about how his dad's best friend tripped on a curb and died, but seeing as how he is dyslectic and can't say it properly I couldn't stop laughing... I felt like a dick.
One day my girlfriend asks me "Alright when is my birthday? You don't even know" (she was joking around and she thought I did know her birthday) so I said all cool and witty "February 14th"... I didn't even get the month right let alone the day.
It was last week two of my friends and I were just walking out of a supermarket and one of my friends is acting like a complete idiot, so I said "god man how old are you?". While saying this a 70 year old (I'm guessing) man walks by and gives me the look.
This same guy who was acting like an idiot is dyslectic, and a group of people were just talking about how people they knew had died, so my friend starts talking about how his dad's best friend tripped on a curb and died, but seeing as how he is dyslectic and can't say it properly I couldn't stop laughing... I felt like a dick.
One day my girlfriend asks me "Alright when is my birthday? You don't even know" (she was joking around and she thought I did know her birthday) so I said all cool and witty "February 14th"... I didn't even get the month right let alone the day.