My anal what? ogies, brb just off to google a mo. Google will probably ask me 'did you mean ORGIES', i'll say ' No, Don fucking didn't'DonFck wrote:
I love your analogies. Love 'em.1927 wrote:
You just need to practice mate, thats all. Treat it like nipples, you need to be a bit firm, but not too hard or they will rip and when you come to lick it make sure your tongue is plenty wet.jord wrote:
I suck at rolling joints
I have never hidden away from my drug habbits Don as you know. I'm certanly not going to tell any of our younger members to go out and try them incase their parents come back to here and I land you fella's in the shit. But when it comes to Mollie if she wants to try and likes it then I will control it for her. My GF keeps threatning to tell her Mum (Who has known me since I was 7) and says her Mum will be horrified. But it's like this, I am Me and the people who known Me have known Me for ages now. Just because they find out I'm a toker, it dosen't instantly turn me into this crazed person who goes out mugging Grannies to feed my habbit. In fact it makes Me who I am. I don't argue, I don't fight, I hate to offend (people take it off me, I dont offer it 'offence'). Yeah I smoke drugs (not as much as before, maybe only 1 or 2 nights a week now) but I have never robbed anyone, mugged anyone, stabbed anyone, thieved anything etc etc.
Kids - Do not take drugs as you can succeed without them but if you do, make sure you are in control, same with booze, which IMO is far more dangerous